- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Hello I'm Barbra Walker and tonight on CNN we report a number of deaths all over the country. Young men every where have been seen shooting themselfs, jumping off of briges, buring them self with gasoline and rappi...well you get the point. President Bush is giving a speach today on the suicidle atemps.
Today is a sad day in our country...*weeps* and my fellow americans it sucks...it sucks so bad that I just wanna -BOOM-
Oh my god the president just killed himself...oh crap now we have to deal with Channy...-BOOM-
Umm...Barbra...this report is over and was brought to you by CNN the Crappy News Network
I dought this would happen but I bet there would be alot of letters being writen to bungie...but I think we're safe from Halo 3
[Edited on 7/8/2006]