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Mendicant Bias: Someone set us up the Halo. We get signal.
Gravemind: What?!
Medicant Bias: Main screen turn on.
Gravemind: It's you!
Offensive Bias: How are you, Enemy? All your base are belong to Forerunner. You are on the way to destruction.
Gravemind: What you say?!
Offensive Bias: You have no chance to survive, make your time. Ha ha ha.
-Mysten
Okay. Jesus having "powers" as you call them was from experimentation from Forerunners is absurd. He turned water to wine, he healed the sick, brang people back from the dead, and ressurected himself 3 days after he died. No experiment could give a human that kind of power. Plus, if that was the case why wouldn't the Forerunners have made a whole buch of "Jesus's" or give themselves that power with their experiments?
And someone give this guy a history book. Noah and the Ark came about 5000 or so years before Jesus. So your theory is also chronologically inaccurate.
So, Noah, his family, and two of every animal went underground into the ark. The flood then mysteriosly appeard, killed everyone, and roamed the earth for 40 days and nights. then on day 41 they mysteriously vanish. Wow, nice theory.
Oh and I'm a christian, and by what you said you are a heretic. *chants "Heretic!, Heretic!" like a Grunt*
[Edited on 7/10/2006]