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Since we are in the advent of the Human/Seperatist Alliance at the end of Halo 2, I always wondered what the Grunts would say to the UNSC in a Halo 3 alliance? Here is my list, and I hope you post yours:
Grunts to Master Chief:
- *looking into visor* Oooh, that me!
- Me like big shiny tin-man. He make me safe, make enemies go boom!
- *you are teabagging* Waaahahahahahaha!
- Me don't want big man to kill me!
- You think me have helmet like you someday?
- Remember me? You save me from big nasty brute earlier, now me return favor! *jumps in front of a Brute Shot Grenade*
Marines to Grunts:
- Hey, look at the football! *the grunt looks the other way as the Marine kicks him into a Brute*
- * a grunt is attached to a female marine's leg and crying* Help Me! The little guy is attached to my leg and crying! I am not his mother!
- Now is not the time to get addicted to methane!
- Kick ass! We have things to PUNT at the gorillas now!
Post your lists and ideas here.