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Subject: Your most uncensored opinions welcome!

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

its good cos u wud neva expect it as then cortana says
"mc u cit happened when i joined our circiuts " (kinky)

  • 07.12.2006 3:40 AM PDT

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Posted by: Pwnocchio
Posted by: MLG Cheehwawa
343 GS explains to the Chief, and everyone around who the Forerunners are in more detail..how the Elites and Prophets were involved, and where the Flood came from..

When he is finished, GS shuts down..apparently there is no more use for him..his installation is no more, neither is the Ark..[/i]

Fade to Black
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Ending Cinematic
A tall, well built man in white dress uniform and walking through a UNSC facility...we have no clue who he is, since we can only see his shoulders, ack of his head, back and arms..

Soldiers in the complex are saluting him..and he returns the favor with a nod.

Once he reaches the ceremony room, he opens the door, looks at a Marine guard to his right, and the guy gives him a nod..he looks up and sees Johnson and a row of the surviving S-IIs, and The Arbiter at the other end of a long walkway/carpet, and once he gets close enough..

Johnson looks at him sorta funny, but smiles anyway and pats him on the shoulder and says "You never cease to amaze me"..the camera starts slowly rotating around, just as we hear the guy that we've been following say "What? I told you I'd wear something nice."

Just before we get to see his profile he lifts his arm to put on his dress hat.

Play some upbeat music at a low volume as Hood (or whoever else the ranking officer is) gives the rewards, then salutes.

The group smiles at him, salutes, then smiles at the crowd..salutes..and they walk out. Fade to black..



Aaaaaaand cue Star Wars music!
Well..that might fit...MC does seem pretty damn shiny in Halo 3...*cough*C3PO at the end*cough*

[Edited on 7/12/2006]

  • 07.12.2006 12:25 PM PDT
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A Magical Zebra flies down from planet gfhdfghxzhgc and shuts down all the rings and saves everybody.

  • 07.12.2006 12:35 PM PDT
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Mmmm thats a good one......

  • 07.13.2006 9:15 PM PDT
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The Arbiter and the Chief engage in permiscious g-a-y a-n-a-l sex. The Chief would be submissive while the Arbiter does his scaly work.

Or the Chiefs face is revealed.........in the vacum of space.........


EDIT: bah! uncensored my ass.

[Edited on 7/13/2006]

  • 07.13.2006 9:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shadownet Spy
masterchief executed on a covie ship infront of the last prophet, then the arbiter bust in and sees masterchief die on his knees handcuffed and beat up...arby fights off some brutes and loyal elites, kills prophet, saves day...fade to black

id like that if it was the Arbitor dead, and MC whooping ass.

  • 07.13.2006 9:35 PM PDT
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I want Arbiter to die in the beginning, and Chief to survive at the end, just to disprove the "Chief = Jesus" argument.

  • 07.13.2006 9:37 PM PDT
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The MC runs up to the stage to claim his Medal for winning the war. He walks over and stands with the Arbiter. Suddenly, the Arbiter takes of his mask, revealing he is actually a she. The run away together to the ark, kill everything using Halo, and repopulate earth.... together. Then Cortana's hologram shows up in MC's helmet....... she is holding an AI baby. The father is 343 GS! Then, devastated by what Cortana did, MC cracked down. And showed his true identity. MC takes of his helmet and shows that he is Peter Griffin!
Arbiter: You're Peter Griffin!
MC: NO!
MC takes off another mask!
Cortana: DR. HALSEY!
MC:No!
MC takes off another mask.
343 GS: Will Smith!
The Arbiter and MC stares at GS... then they take out a plasma grenade and stick it on GS. KABOOM!
MC takes of ANOTHER mask!
MC: I'm MICHAEL JACKSON!
*GASP*
9 months later.......
The arbiter has very pale babies with very powerful muscles. But the babies become retarded and activates Halo....... again.
The End.






Whoever made Michael Jackson has a GREAT sense of humor.

  • 07.14.2006 12:17 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

mc goes to the loo and has bog role stuck to his shoe

  • 07.14.2006 12:28 AM PDT
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"You must face the truth squarely and without flinching from duty. Our enemies are mortal no longer. Mercy for such as they is a chimera, self-deception is its only ally. Dedicate this weapon, given unto your hand at the behest of the Emperor, to their destruction. Regard its function as your only duty: you live only to bring cleansing fire."

MC learns that Truth is actually his long lost Father.

everything is explained

  • 07.14.2006 12:32 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

mc is actually parts from an old toaster

  • 07.14.2006 12:54 AM PDT
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Haha, seems this threads gone the way of the forerunners.

  • 07.14.2006 3:09 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

wot u mean

  • 07.14.2006 3:15 AM PDT
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Its pretty much dead.

  • 07.14.2006 3:23 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

uh huh i gt u now

  • 07.14.2006 3:28 AM PDT
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Master Cheif + A bottle o' tequila + a flaming warthog + a path full of grunts. Nuff' said. ;)

  • 07.14.2006 3:35 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

= 3

  • 07.14.2006 4:00 AM PDT

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