- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
The most disgusting Halo 3 ending would probably be something like the MC has to penetrate Gravemind's asshoIe to plant a white phosphorus grenade there. But while he's in there he finds Gravemind is pregnant so he is forced to abort the child by punching it repeatedly in the head. Then the chief gets lost and ends up in Gravemind's digestive tract and discovers that Cortana has been consumed by Gravemind. The Chief ignores the acid burns on Cortana and grabs her and drags her out of Gravemind's body, but then Cortana looks into the Chief's eyes and says "I'm goind to die and I will never know what it's like to be a woman," so the Chief goes with the moment and decides to make love to Cortana before she succumbs to the chew and acid wounds from Gravemind. The do it when all the sudden the Gravemind scenery around them crashes in...it seems that they tickled Gravemind during foreplay and were in Gravemind's sphincter, thus causing it to contract, and crushing them mid orgasm. The grenade goes off and remarkably the Chief lives, but 90% of his body is burn and he is not able to use his own facilities for going to the bathroom for the rest of his life.
The End.