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Subject: most disgusting halo 3 ending posable

Posted by: AshWalker
Gravemind eats Mc and poops him out. He becomes a poop-flood.
THAN he has sêx with Miranda... and then is "taken form behind" by a Hunter... who eats the poop-flood-MC just at the point of... er... completion. The Hunter then Cleveland Steamers Miranda with the twice digested MC.


how mature.

  • 07.12.2006 11:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: MrSpinkleswirth
Posted by: AshWalker
Gravemind eats Mc and poops him out. He becomes a poop-flood.
THAN he has sêx with Miranda... and then is "taken form behind" by a Hunter... who eats the poop-flood-MC just at the point of... er... completion. The Hunter then Cleveland Steamers Miranda with the twice digested MC.


how mature.

Hey, I didn't start this thread. I just felt folks weren't meeting the challenge. Clearly few of you have seen The Aristocrats.

  • 07.12.2006 11:35 AM PDT
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Strawberry pancake, dont make me wait for it.*this is a link *...

Spaaaace is Fun

Im feeling a bit peckish. Could we stop for a bickie or a conker!

You there. Hey you there! I shake my stick at you......

Every time a church bell rings Mr T Pities a fool

MC, The Flood and The Arbiter decide 'war is stupid'. They all hold hands and each is joined by a celeb to sing a song of love and hope...

The Flood with Michael Jackson singing We are the flood
The arbiter by an animatronic corpse of Johnny Cash to sing ring of fire and
MC by the Hoff to sing whatever he dam well pleases.

Then Jesus appears, blesses them all and says ' I sure do love you guys, except the flood who are no more use to society than wet wipes, you can kiss my holy arse.'

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Posted by: AJaflame
Everyone in the universe dies. Except Arbiter, and MC. Arbiter reveals "he" is a "she"
MC, decides that the only way to save the galaxy now is to repopulate it. MC and Arbiter repopulate the world...together...in perfect harmony


I think I just choked... in laughter!

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Im feeling a bit peckish. Could we stop for a bickie or a conker!

You there. Hey you there! I shake my stick at you......

Every time a church bell rings Mr T Pities a fool

The huge irony would be that wet wipes are, in fact, very useful to society in dealing with those crusty clag issues which arise from time to time.

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Posted by: Gav451
The huge irony would be that wet wipes are, in fact, very useful to society in dealing with those crusty clag issues which arise from time to time.


Speak for yourself.

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Posted by: Zombified
Posted by: Gav451
The huge irony would be that wet wipes are, in fact, very useful to society in dealing with those crusty clag issues which arise from time to time.


Speak for yourself.


I speak for us all, even those in denial.

  • 07.12.2006 11:55 AM PDT

Posted by: The BS Police
The Master Chief doesn't have a Sex Drive.

So he cannot have sex.


I also learned yesterday he doesn't have a zipper in his Mjolnar armor, so even if MC wanted to get busy, he couldn't. No wonder he's so angry all the time. Chafing hot sweaty armor and no freaky freaky.

  • 07.12.2006 12:39 PM PDT

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MC has a "supressed Sex Drive" meaning, he will not think about sex, and it will be easier to keep it in the back of his mind when fighting. He's always fighting..so I think when peace finally comes around..This virgin Navy boy will get some well-earned shore-leave ;-)

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No wonder he's so angry all the time. Chafing hot sweaty armor and no freaky freaky.

if there were only room in my sig.........

  • 07.12.2006 12:50 PM PDT

Wow and just when I thought the forums couldent get any less mature. To all the members that participated I hope you get blacklisted or never get Halo 3 after all it will probably be rated M!

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Posted by: altoids jedi
Whyy didn't the UNSC do that to have super soldier babys?


Coz a babie that strong would kill all the other babies in the nursery.
and miranders invincablity mixed with MC's fighting capleabilitys and strength. HOLY HOOD! its the anti-christ!

  • 07.12.2006 1:03 PM PDT
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alright, get this. mastercheif is black!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
que the flaming.

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Posted by: atomic weggie
Posted by: The BS Police
The Master Chief doesn't have a Sex Drive.

So he cannot have sex.


I also learned yesterday he doesn't have a zipper in his Mjolnar armor, so even if MC wanted to get busy, he couldn't. No wonder he's so angry all the time. Chafing hot sweaty armor and no freaky freaky.


Not true. Its right in the arse crack. Trust me, this I know.

  • 07.12.2006 1:22 PM PDT
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The most disgusting Halo 3 ending would probably be something like the MC has to penetrate Gravemind's asshoIe to plant a white phosphorus grenade there. But while he's in there he finds Gravemind is pregnant so he is forced to abort the child by punching it repeatedly in the head. Then the chief gets lost and ends up in Gravemind's digestive tract and discovers that Cortana has been consumed by Gravemind. The Chief ignores the acid burns on Cortana and grabs her and drags her out of Gravemind's body, but then Cortana looks into the Chief's eyes and says "I'm goind to die and I will never know what it's like to be a woman," so the Chief goes with the moment and decides to make love to Cortana before she succumbs to the chew and acid wounds from Gravemind. The do it when all the sudden the Gravemind scenery around them crashes in...it seems that they tickled Gravemind during foreplay and were in Gravemind's sphincter, thus causing it to contract, and crushing them mid orgasm. The grenade goes off and remarkably the Chief lives, but 90% of his body is burn and he is not able to use his own facilities for going to the bathroom for the rest of his life.

The End.

  • 07.12.2006 1:33 PM PDT
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i think that would be pretty sweet actually

  • 07.12.2006 1:36 PM PDT
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omg lol hahaha

  • 07.12.2006 1:39 PM PDT
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the sprtan III s would be invincable

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slimy sexy gobery ending

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wat if master cheif get a booger on his viser from the inside? jk

  • 07.12.2006 1:54 PM PDT
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think ppl

  • 07.12.2006 2:01 PM PDT
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Master Chief sits dow at a celebration feast where the main dish is squirming, breathing small puppies. After he eats the puppies he finds a 13 yr old boy to molest.

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nice

  • 07.12.2006 2:07 PM PDT

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