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Subject: most disgusting halo 3 ending posable
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an infection form stows away on a human ship and gets to earth then finds Bill Clintons body and turns him into a masive polotician form and then he takes over the galaxy

  • 07.12.2006 10:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Rizza
Posted by: AJaflame
Everyone in the universe dies. Except Arbiter, and MC. Arbiter reveals "he" is a "she"
MC, decides that the only way to save the galaxy now is to repopulate it. MC and Arbiter repopulate the world...together...in perfect harmony


what......the.......-blam!-.......


Pretty creepy isn't it.

  • 07.12.2006 10:46 PM PDT

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would not be the first time

  • 07.12.2006 10:48 PM PDT
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dude the best thing would be a warthog exploding while a bunch of elites are camping in the mountains somewhere and then one of the tires flies into their fire and they get all pissed off and kill the master chief and then you come back as a lizzard an go around beating on people like in spyro

  • 07.12.2006 10:49 PM PDT

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you can say the master chief is pissed from not gettin freak freaky.... but you sir have no right saying he will die.... even in a joke.

  • 07.12.2006 10:51 PM PDT
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alright so we'll go back......these elites theyre way pissed right now so they go get some taco bell and kinda just play some halo till the anger goes away then they go back up to the mountains to find this z28 camaro parked there and they were like dam cars on earth totally suck man and they leave

  • 07.12.2006 10:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

How about having to watch an infection form -blam!- miranda?

  • 07.12.2006 11:46 PM PDT
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Strawberry pancake, dont make me wait for it.*this is a link *...

Spaaaace is Fun

Im feeling a bit peckish. Could we stop for a bickie or a conker!

You there. Hey you there! I shake my stick at you......

Every time a church bell rings Mr T Pities a fool

MC raises his visor to reveal.........................................

2 grunts stood on each others shoulders, they only borrowed the armour to get into an adult themed movie and it all went wrong. The real MC was suffering from a rare but crippling form of athletes foot but was to embarassed to admit it.

Final shot - his flakey, scabby itchy feet as he tries to pick a hard bit of skin from between his toes.


Roll Credits

  • 07.13.2006 4:26 AM PDT

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Right at the End we all learn how MC goes to the bathroom in his suit. While he looks into the giant hole in the ground the camera in behind him to show the epic size ( like in the trailer) then the thingy opens up and just as the light shoots up into the sky a hatch opens on MC butt revealing MC's as. Very soon after the hatch open a flood OF -blam!- pours onto the floor around him, I will leave it to u to make it more disgusting.

  • 07.13.2006 4:59 AM PDT

Wiplash ll7, bow chica bow wow

mc has a poo

  • 07.13.2006 6:21 AM PDT
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5 chiefs,2 hunters,2 jackals and 2 flood elites just got owned!

  • 07.13.2006 8:14 PM PDT
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masterchief getting caught jacking off to a picture of cortana by sarge...

  • 07.13.2006 8:21 PM PDT
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at the end MC takes off his helmet and reveals a grunt's ass.

  • 07.13.2006 8:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: I WAN HALO 3
bungie r niec guy, he r dont do anything to u, he only gave away free beta codes is that so wrong? microsfot was all liek 'YO BUGNIE PUT UR COEDS INTO DIS BOX AND WE R PUT LOCK ON IT' and bungie was all like 'oooo okay :D' but little r bungie no, microsft r hav bad lock, and BADDD BADD people gots in and stole ALL beta codes D: now we dun has none left, if nething, blame microsoft 4 bad lockss and allow bad peoples to steel code

Altoids, I disagree. I think the MC being ripped apart by an Alien from Alien then being obliterated, body parts and colons flying everywhere then being devoured by zombies and flood a like then the entire world explodes in a fountaint of blood.

  • 07.13.2006 8:45 PM PDT
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The ending goes...... MC reveals himself to be an old man. The old man gets a big black cloak with its hood up. Next thing u kno is "Learn the power of the dark side!" Then cortana becomes human and gets cinammon bun hair curls. Next thing u kno is "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi your my only hope." The Arc.......lets just say "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!" Finally the last halo rings........ the Death Star needed some kind of building foundation. And the grunts well......... u ever heard of ewoks?

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  • 07.13.2006 9:20 PM PDT
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Gravemind eats Mc and poops him out. He becomes a poop-flood.
THAN he has sêx with Miranda... and then is "taken form behind" by a Hunter... who eats the poop-flood-MC just at the point of... er... completion. The Hunter then Cleveland Steamers Miranda with the twice digested MC.

  • 07.13.2006 9:23 PM PDT

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