- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
i can already see it.
tired and weary from battle, MC retires to his tent for a moments peace. a moment bought with the deaths of hundreds of covenant and humans alike. john sits down and reclines slightly as he reaches up and removes the helmet from his mjolnir mk.vi armor. lo and behold the face of our savior...the man who brought us such blockbuster films as paycheck, daredevil, and reindeer games, ladies and gentlemen the one and only BEN AFFLECK!
if this ever happens, abandon all hope. for we would already be deep within the bowels of hell, without any hope of escape. forced to do nothing but look on, as ben affleck postures and poses -no- while he makes love to the camera. soon, the rest of the armor will become disabled and he will prance around in his standard issued loin cloth, driving all the girls wild as he engages in sweaty, steamy hand to hand combat with every covenant he encounters.
this could go on forever, but i'd like to be able to sleep easy tonight. so i'll end by saying this. in a perfect world, HALO could be the most eagerly anticipated and greatest movie of its time. suffice it to say, we do not live in a perfect world.