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first of im going to eat your babies

now you must suffer da list!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dear:

[X] Moron
[X] Loser
[X] Games
[X] 12 Year Old
[ ] Twink
[X] Troll
[ ] Nerf herder
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Whiner
[X] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Other

You are being flamed because:
[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the common suggestions thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Pallies!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Warlocks!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
[ ] You need to lean to play your class.
[ ] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of class balance.
[X] You're just an idiot.
[X] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[X] You have an unhealthy fixation on horses.
[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[X] You fell from "the tree."
[ ] You posted false information.
[X] You just plain suck.
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] The topic/content of your post is made by Hormel.
[X] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
[ ] You mispeled every single wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacing commasandparagraphs.
[X] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.

In punishment, you must:
[ ] Play a paladin to level 60.
[X] /delete yourself
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Play a FULL demon spec Warlock to 60.
[X] Drink out of a spitoon.
[X] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Help defeat MCP.
[ ] Go aggro the murloc.
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[X] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[X] Get a life.
[X] Never post again.
[X] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[ ] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] All of the above


also if you read the updated it will tell you its Africa, its MC, and you are a dumbass


and for te first time ever i mean every word in my list, now where is my shrubbery???

you so -blam!- retarded im going to eat your parents as well, have fun at the foster home XD


[Edited on 7/12/2006]

  • 07.12.2006 5:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rayzer730
Sticky thread please!

EDIT: also, the Halo 3 forum should be reserved for official news/contests involving Halo 3. It should NOT be here if everything is merely "Brbrbr....Im a nub, MSTR Chief ROXXORS! OMG BBQ UBERGASM". It gets kind of annoying after the first 1,000,000,000 threads with the exact same "absolute" responses.



awwww how cute, another moron trying to live out his wet dream of being a mod.

  • 07.12.2006 5:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bjam94
first of im going to eat your babies

now you must suffer da list!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dear:

[X] Moron
[X] Loser
[X] Ganker
[X] 12 Year Old
[ ] Twink
[X] Troll
[ ] Nerfherder
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Whiner
[X] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Other

You are being flamed because:
[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the common suggestions thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Pallies!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Warlocks!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
[ ] You need to lean to play your class.
[ ] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of class balance.
[X] You're just an idiot.
[X] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[X] You have an unhealthy fixation on horses.
[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[X] You fell from "the tree."
[ ] You posted false information.
[X] You just plain suck.
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] The topic/content of your post is made by Hormel.
[X] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacing commasandparagraphs.
[X] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.

In punishment, you must:
[ ] Play a paladin to level 60.
[X] /delete yourself
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Play a FULL demon spec Warlock to 60.
[X] Drink out of a spitoon.
[X] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Help defeat MCP.
[ ] Go aggro the murloc.
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[X] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[X] Get a life.
[X] Never post again.
[X] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[ ] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] All of the above


also if you read the updats it will tell you its africa, its MC, and you are a dumbass


and for te first time ever i mean every word in my list, now where is my shrubery???

you so -blam!- retaded im going to eat youre parents as well, have fun at the foster home XD


Wow. Before you flame someone, try running spell check you -blam!- idiot.

  • 07.12.2006 5:44 PM PDT
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first of my spell cheack dosent work right on this form and you fail at life, just go back to sucking youre mom's huge -blam!- lil boy

  • 07.12.2006 5:51 PM PDT
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[talks in the most ghetto voice possible] Oh snap son! You gonna take that? Yo yo, he's talkin smack now!

Anyway, who went through all the effort of making that list anyway?

  • 07.12.2006 5:54 PM PDT
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i dident make it some one els did but thats been going around for years diffent forms of it at least i dont have the time to make my own..

  • 07.12.2006 5:56 PM PDT
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NO SPAMMING!

i wasent really flaming i was telling the truth youre thery sucks ass and this thread raped my sister its so bad....

  • 07.12.2006 6:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Demonic_Felony
Good thing I saw the (sarcasms) because I would've burned you so bad.

  • 07.12.2006 6:07 PM PDT
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whoo boy! I had a very long lists of flames for you then I noticed "sarcasm" and deleted it in time!


(NOT sarcasm)

  • 07.12.2006 6:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: MisterCHIEF69
Man i finished watching the trailer 1000 times in a row now, stopping at every milisecond so heres what i found
1-It cant be Earth, If you notice the sand moves Eastern when it should move Western, the sky also seems a bit odd
(sarcasm)

2-That is not chief, it must be Linda or fred chief's steps are a bit diffrent plus the way he holds his gun looks unchief like....
(sarcasm)

3-There are blue flashed on chiefs visor, this MUST 100% no and, ors and butts that other spartans exsist
(sarcasm)

4-The AR will be the only gun in halo3, all other guns would have been destroyed, no BR, SMG, rocket SNIPER etc, plus if you notice chief doesnt have another gun
(sarcasm)

5-No marines or enemies appear on the trailer, it must mean that chiefs halo3 missions will be "Find the arc and dodge the mystical creatures gaurding it" All marines must be dead, or lost
(sarcasm)

6-The machine in the center must be the another halo, yes under Earth...b/c the way it looks...haloish
(sarcasm)

7-It seems as if the entire campaign is walking in a desert, with the AR...maybe fighting scorpion (the bug not tank)
(sarcasm)

8-The arbiter is no more, duh he's not in the trailer
(sarcasm)

__Ok so i just made this to mock all the people saying things about the trailer, like "Well the blue flashed proove other spartans" WHEN THE SKY IS BLINKING BLUE!!!!. wait till bungie sais things b4 you assume things

You just wasted 8 seconds of my life.

  • 07.13.2006 7:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bjam94
first of im going to eat your babies

now you must suffer da list!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dear:

[X] Moron
[X] Loser
[X] Games
[X] 12 Year Old
[ ] Twink
[X] Troll
[ ] Nerf herder
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Whiner
[X] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Other

You are being flamed because:
[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the common suggestions thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Pallies!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Warlocks!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
[ ] You need to lean to play your class.
[ ] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of class balance.
[X] You're just an idiot.
[X] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[X] You have an unhealthy fixation on horses.
[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[X] You fell from "the tree."
[ ] You posted false information.
[X] You just plain suck.
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] The topic/content of your post is made by Hormel.
[X] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
[ ] You mispeled every single wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacing commasandparagraphs.
[X] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.

In punishment, you must:
[ ] Play a paladin to level 60.
[X] /delete yourself
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Play a FULL demon spec Warlock to 60.
[X] Drink out of a spitoon.
[X] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Help defeat MCP.
[ ] Go aggro the murloc.
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[X] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[X] Get a life.
[X] Never post again.
[X] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[ ] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] All of the above


also if you read the updated it will tell you its Africa, its MC, and you are a dumbass


and for te first time ever i mean every word in my list, now where is my shrubbery???

you so -blam!- retarded im going to eat your parents as well, have fun at the foster home XD



Is this kid slwo in the head?

First of all bjam, HE WAS MAKIG FUN OF THE THEORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU CALLING HIM RETARDED???AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK AT LIFE YOU IGNERANT PEICE OF CRAP!

  • 07.13.2006 7:36 PM PDT
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i agree with u 100 % now we have to tell everyone the books are a side story to connect halo 1 and 2 and tell a prestory of halo 1

  • 07.13.2006 7:43 PM PDT
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Lol I almost died when I thought you weren't joking.

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Posted by: Demonic_Felony
Good thing I saw the (sarcasms) because I would've burned you so bad.

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Posted by: Bjam94
first of im going to eat your babies

now you must suffer da list!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dear:

[X] Moron
[X] Loser
[X] Games
[X] 12 Year Old
[ ] Twink
[X] Troll
[ ] Nerf herder
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Whiner
[X] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Other

You are being flamed because:
[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the common suggestions thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Pallies!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Warlocks!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
[ ] You need to lean to play your class.
[ ] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of class balance.
[X] You're just an idiot.
[X] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[X] You have an unhealthy fixation on horses.
[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[X] You fell from "the tree."
[ ] You posted false information.
[X] You just plain suck.
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] The topic/content of your post is made by Hormel.
[X] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
[ ] You mispeled every single wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacing commasandparagraphs.
[X] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.

In punishment, you must:
[ ] Play a paladin to level 60.
[X] /delete yourself
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Play a FULL demon spec Warlock to 60.
[X] Drink out of a spitoon.
[X] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Help defeat MCP.
[ ] Go aggro the murloc.
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[X] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[X] Get a life.
[X] Never post again.
[X] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[ ] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] All of the above


also if you read the updated it will tell you its Africa, its MC, and you are a dumbass


and for te first time ever i mean every word in my list, now where is my shrubbery???

you so -blam!- retarded im going to eat your parents as well, have fun at the foster home XD


do u no wat sarcasm is it is wen someone is joking that they do not really mean it but say it in a wierd voice or write it

so u r the retard

  • 07.13.2006 7:51 PM PDT
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atleast som1 agrees with me last time i was very overpowered wen i started a thread about the books connecting the story

[Edited on 7/13/2006]

  • 07.13.2006 7:52 PM PDT

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