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Subject: Best Halo 3 Gag ending Wins... well... you dont really win, but ill...
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Come up with your best Gag halo endings.

Anything from Chief revealing himself to be someone no one expects, to things you want to see happen to the halo universe.

i want
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A grunt strapped with a nuke in a bashee who cant get the nuke to drop. says " tell my children i love them" then he flys the bashee into thte center of the giant structure in the desert and screams! " in the words of my generation: UP YOURSSSSSS!!!!"

And master chief to be the Fonz " Eiiii"

  • 07.12.2006 1:26 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

woah! independance day rip-off!

my gag ending would be...cortana taking control of chief's suit and doing...things to him/in it/with it, that would be pleasurable to chief

  • 07.12.2006 1:30 PM PDT
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At the end of the game, the Master Chief wakes up, revealing that he is really a 10-year-old boy with Cerebral Palsy, and "Cortana" is actually his bratty, talkative little sister.

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  • 07.12.2006 1:31 PM PDT
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How about him doing thriller with the flood zombies as backup dancers... or cortana bieng the 100 story women and pleasuring herlself with sky scrapers

  • 07.12.2006 1:32 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Posted by: Fourth horsemen
How about him doing thriller with the flood zombies as backup dancers... or cortana bieng the 100 story women and pleasuring herlself with sky scrapers


lol

  • 07.12.2006 1:32 PM PDT
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Master chief will take off his helmet and reveal that he is.....A GRUNT.......and then Cortana will start feeding him Grunt biscuits

  • 07.12.2006 1:38 PM PDT
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Most unlikely likely scary wierd and inane people who could be master chief:

Elmo

Barbra Bush

A guy with an -blam!- for a face

Bill cosby " wakka wakka wakkaa hey hey hey"

Lassy dog wonder " you've saved the universe once again lassy!

flock of seaguls guy from the wedding singer



  • 07.12.2006 1:39 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

chief takes off his helmet and is:

a human version of cortana

  • 07.12.2006 1:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tartan 118
chief takes off his helmet and is:

a human version of cortana


Chief cant be a women i cant belive you would even sudjest it thATS TOTALLY STUPID!

  • 07.12.2006 1:44 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Posted by: Fourth horsemen
Posted by: Tartan 118
chief takes off his helmet and is:

a human version of cortana


Chief cant be a women i cant belive you would even sudjest it thATS TOTALLY STUPID!


err...i'm just joking.

  • 07.12.2006 1:48 PM PDT
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LOL i thought you were going to qoute me about barbra bush then i was going to say " im sorry to say barbra bush well... is a... you know" i had it all planned out my whitty self... im so alone.. im going to the court house to wok miss you guys see you all tomorow.

Im a judge.

  • 07.12.2006 1:51 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

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MC will take his suit off and his albino colored skin will burn off to reveal Marlon Brando. He will go over and Pimp slap Cortana and say "stupid ho." Then he will do the orange peel thing and crack the prophet of truths neck. He will look at Cortana, who is on the ground, and tell her, "-blam!- make me coffee!" She will attempt to get up and he will Pimp slap her again. Then he will shag her for 3 days and 3 nights.

  • 07.12.2006 2:37 PM PDT

No, what will happen is, since the Xbox live camera is supposed to be out before Halo 3 comes out. Bungie will have you take a picture of yourself with the camera, But it will say it's for your online Icon for your stats. However when you beat the game Master chief will take off his helmet and suprize it's you all along.

  • 07.12.2006 2:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Antor88
No, what will happen is, since the Xbox live camera is supposed to be out before Halo 3 comes out. Bungie will have you take a picture of yourself with the camera, But it will say it's for your online Icon for your stats. However when you beat the game Master chief will take off his helmet and suprize it's you all along.


Perfect!

  • 07.12.2006 5:14 PM PDT
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Gag ending:

Cheif activates a Halo.

Then, he wakes up. "Sorry for the Quick thaw Master Cheif. Things are a little hectic right now."

  • 07.12.2006 5:16 PM PDT
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Like a never-ending nightmare...

  • 07.12.2006 5:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterChef1013
Gag ending:

Cheif activates a Halo.

Then, he wakes up. "Sorry for the Quick thaw Master Cheif. Things are a little hectic right now."


YES!!! I would laugh sooooooooo damn hard.
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No, how bout this.

You finally get MC to the control station of the Ark, and MC is just about to activate it, when...

An Elite smacks him in the back, and shouts, "PWNED, N00BZORZ!!!"

MC gets up, and takes off his helmet, to reveal...

"O RLY?" The O RLY owl. The Elite shouts back, "YA RLY!"
"O RLY?" "YA RLY!"

Then the Arbiter flies in on a Banshee, jumps out, and shouts, "NO WAI!"

~Credits~

  • 07.12.2006 5:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: METALSPARTAN117
master chief getting in to a brawl with the arbiter and killing the arbiter with assault rifle.


How is that a Gag Ending?

  • 07.12.2006 6:21 PM PDT

Posted by: Duardo
I'd love to be a 10 year old and tell my mom I'm going on an adventure out into the world catching Pokemon, with her full support. Never mind the fact that there are rapists, criminals, and murders out there, or the fact that I may get killed by a Pokemon.

Luckily I have Pikachu.

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Posted by: Antor88
No, what will happen is, since the Xbox live camera is supposed to be out before Halo 3 comes out. Bungie will have you take a picture of yourself with the camera, But it will say it's for your online Icon for your stats. However when you beat the game Master chief will take off his helmet and suprize it's you all along.


Perfect!


Best Ending Ever!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.12.2006 6:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: SGTSizzle
Posted by: Antor88
No, what will happen is, since the Xbox live camera is supposed to be out before Halo 3 comes out. Bungie will have you take a picture of yourself with the camera, But it will say it's for your online Icon for your stats. However when you beat the game Master chief will take off his helmet and suprize it's you all along.


Perfect!


Best Ending Ever!!!!!!!!!!!


Awsome

  • 07.12.2006 6:44 PM PDT
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How about This?

  • 07.12.2006 6:47 PM PDT
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The master chief turns out to be...
1) Screech
2) The Dancing Bannana
C) George Bush
7) The Numa Numa dude and finaly...
42n) a redneck, no better yet a drunk redneck

  • 07.12.2006 6:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sergeant Shotgun
How about This?


Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

  • 07.12.2006 6:50 PM PDT

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