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I knew you'd like it!Watch it all the through?

  • 07.12.2006 6:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sergeant Shotgun
I knew you'd like it!Watch it all the through?


Yeah.

  • 07.12.2006 6:52 PM PDT
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Well here's More!

  • 07.12.2006 6:57 PM PDT
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Lmao... grunt...

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Posted by: Sergeant Shotgun
Well here's More!


Dude, what game is that?

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Posted by: xp3r7k1LL3r
[quote]Posted by: Sergeant Shotgun
Well here's More![/quote ]

Dude, what game is that?

Beats me!Ask A grunt right here!

[Edited on 7/12/2006]

  • 07.12.2006 7:07 PM PDT
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The Master Chief rolled to his right just in time. Two flood combat forms' tentacles slammed down where he was standing only a half a second earlier. He pulled his shotgun and pounded two shots into the two beasts, who both were torn apart under the sheer force of the blasts. There was a muffled noise behind him, he jerked around to see hundreds of infection forms and endless numbers of Carriers and Combat forms rushing at him. He turns and breaks into a sprint. he looks down the long hallway complete with arches and nooks and sees the doorway to the control room of the Ark. He puts all his strength and endurance into running to the door, cutting through infection forms with his Assault Rifle.

When he arrived at the door, he realized it was locked electronically. There were still Flood rushing at him. He quickly shoved all 4 of his plasma grenades into the door. He sprinted 20 yards toward the monsters, skidding to a halt as the came closer. He check his calculation again. Four will have to do... he says. He dropped one , minus the pin, and ran toward the door. The flood pursued him, and he heard the slight clack as his fragmentation grenade bounced on the floor.

3 seconds.

Counting his paces, he reached for another grenade, and dropped it as he ran, slower than normal. He could hear the disgusting growls from the combat forms.

2 Seconds.

He again reached for and dropped a grenade to the floor. He begins to pick up the pace as the door comes nearer. over his shoulder he sees many of the flood have passed the first grenade.

1 Second.

He is 5 yards from the door, and drops another grenade.

Zero.

He reaches the door, puts his hands out to stop himself, and dives to the right... into an alcove near the door and braces himself. He hears a tremendous explosion, as the first fragmentation grenade explodes-- behind the flood as they ran ahead. The initial blast took out a third of the flood, and shrapnel from the grenade detonated the second, then third and fourth grenades, and Finally all of the Plasma grenades in the door. Secondary explosions were heard as the carrier forms burst on each other, killing themselves and all the infection forms inside.

The explosions stopped and the Chief came out. He put down the final few combat forms strong enough to survive the blast. He holstered his weapons and put both hands in the door and pulled apart. The door strained but eventually came apart. He walked through the small opening and couldnt believe what he saw.

Gravemind? Or something of the sort, was all over the control room. It appeared to be pulling information from the control room. the chief readied his Assault Rifle and readied his aim. He opened fire, to no avail. The thing didnt move. Something crashed behind him and he turned in time only to feel a tentacle slam into his side, throwing him 30 feet down the room. He could only hear a familiar voice:

"Its over, Master Chief."

He looked up and in his blurred vision could only see a faint source of blue-purple light, in the shape of a person. Before he could see any more he was pulled to his feet by eight combat forms, who began beating him with their tentacles. after a moment of hell, they stopped, and then the Chief felt something else, something sickening. A stinging pain went through him as he heard his suit's warnings blare and suddenly fade. He could feel them prying into him, he could feel death.

He couldnt see anything, then something began to come into focus... something he didint understand. It was him. Or, many of him. 75 to be exact. They all looked like him though, and one came forward from the crowd and held his hand out. He mouthed the words "welcome home" and then the chief went black.

................................

John rolled over on his stomach at the sound of more noise.

"ON YOUR FEET TRAINEES!" yelled a voice.

He then stood up at attention as he listened to the orders of Chief Mendez. Boot camp was about to begin.

  • 07.12.2006 7:18 PM PDT
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MC and Cortana return to earth after they stopped halo from being activated and killed the PoT, and all that -blam!-, and go to a tittie bar. At the bar they find out that the strippers are not actually people, they are members of the flood. Every single one of the stripper's heads explode simultaneously of course, showering the two with mucus. MC whips out his -blam!- gun, because it's a strip club, and sprays the whole place down with semen bullets, while yelling "Die you winged spawn of satan!" The flood overwhelm MC and become too much for the two. Then Japan explodes. The explosion sends a huge tidal wave towards the US, hurling the earth out of it's orbit directly towards mars. The two planets collide, and break into millions and millions and billions of pieces, however the one surviving spit of rock is the one with the strip club on it. It is sent hurling towards the sun, and the screen goes black. Chuck Norris shows up in the blackness and roundhouse kicks you to the face. You are kicked so hard that you're sent back in time to when Halo:CE first came out in 2001. And that's why boys and girls are different. You then send hate mail to Bungie until Halo 3 comes out 6 years later, thus changing the ending. Which brings me to my next point. At the end, MC takes off his helmet to show everyone his face, and he turns out to be the twinkie guy with the big hat on and the lasso.The arbiter then bites his face off revealing that he is not really the twinkie guy, but is little debbie. But under that cream filling lies a deep and dark secret. Little Debbie is a transvestite hermaphrodite...who is -blam!-. But wait. He's actually Scorpion from Mortal Kombat who then shoots his harpoon at the Arbiter while yelling "COME HERE!" Then bill gates gives a public service anouncement on pollution saying the PS3 pollutes the atmosphere and you shouldn't buy it. Then PS3 comes out with Halo 4 (how's that legally possible?) but it turns out it's actually Halo CE. Then because Halo 3 was beaten, it sends a power surge so powerful that every xbox on the planet explodes simultaneously, rupturing the space time continueum forever. Then Captain Planet shows up to reverse time by cleaning up all the pollution around the atmosphere, after the five people put their rings together of course. The world is now a happy place. BUT WAIT! Halo is actually real and is happening five miles from your house. Bungie then dominates the world. And that, my friends, is why we have whales.

  • 07.12.2006 7:28 PM PDT
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You already said all that!

  • 07.12.2006 7:32 PM PDT

Yes, my name is a typo.

My friend is convinced that the master chief will take off his helmit and Bill Gates is the MC.

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Ending.

  • 07.12.2006 7:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: High Truth
Ending.


This one is correct!

  • 07.12.2006 7:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: High Truth
Ending.


This one is correct!


I know, that's why I posted it. =P

  • 07.12.2006 7:44 PM PDT

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The amster chief walks to truth,
"its over, truth"
"NOOOOOOOO!" yells Truth as hes about to be shot
A sniper round goes through the Mc's head,
then the screen rrevels a grunt with a sniper riffle yelling.
"HEADSHOT! HEADSHOT! HEADSHOT!"
The turth clears his throat, activates the haos, and everyone dies,

  • 07.12.2006 7:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: High Truth
Ending.


AHHHH! IT WON X OFF!!!!!!
*click click click*

AAAA!!!!!!!
Ctrl+Alt+Delete Ctrl+Alt+Delete Ctrl+Alt+Delete Ctrl+Alt+Delete!!

Its not working!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.12.2006 7:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: CPO Fraser
Posted by: High Truth
Ending.


AHHHH! IT WON X OFF!!!!!!
*click click click*

AAAA!!!!!!!
Ctrl+Alt+Delete Ctrl+Alt+Delete Ctrl+Alt+Delete Ctrl+Alt+Delete!!

Its not working!!!!!!!!!!!


You're using Internet Explorer, aren't you....

  • 07.12.2006 7:54 PM PDT

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Microsoft Internet Explorer

  • 07.12.2006 7:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: CPO Fraser
Microsoft Internet Explorer


No wonder. YTMND doesn't like IE for some reason. No problems with Firefox, though!

  • 07.12.2006 7:57 PM PDT

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Bach I spit on firefox,

*spits*

  • 07.12.2006 7:59 PM PDT

that which is not dead can eternal lie, but with strange aeons even death may die.

Posted by: MasterChef1013
Gag ending:

Cheif activates a Halo.

Then, he wakes up. "Sorry for the Quick thaw Master Cheif. Things are a little hectic right now."


lol, that would be wierd, but cool

  • 07.12.2006 8:12 PM PDT

that which is not dead can eternal lie, but with strange aeons even death may die.

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Posted by: MasterChef1013
Gag ending:

Cheif activates a Halo.

Then, he wakes up. "Sorry for the Quick thaw Master Cheif. Things are a little hectic right now."


lol, that would be wierd, but cool


But wait theres more,

then he wakes up. Neo, "Are you awake", trinity says laying next to him after screwing each other last night at the big orgy, with machines.



  • 07.12.2006 8:20 PM PDT
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Master Chief takes his helmet off to reveal himself as Rocky Dennis from mask, y'know the kid whose face looks like a combination between someone who got hit by a mack truck and the side of a house. "I'm beautiful on the inside Ms. Keyes!" "Ya, but MC there's a limit! My god does your face have a pelvis?!"

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Dude those videos were awesome. That should be XBL Arcade game.

  • 07.12.2006 10:00 PM PDT
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343 gs and cortana going at it and finally electricity explodes and cortana has a jew 5 months later

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The MC runs up to the stage to claim his Medal for winning the war. He walks over and stands with the Arbiter. Suddenly, the Arbiter takes of his mask, revealing he is actually a she. The run away together to the ark, kill everything using Halo, and repopulate earth.... together. Then Cortana's hologram shows up in MC's helmet....... she is holding an AI baby. The father is 343 GS! Then, devastated by what Cortana did, MC cracked down. And showed his true identity. MC takes of his helmet and shows that he is Peter Griffin!
Arbiter: You're Peter Griffin!
MC: NO!
MC takes off another mask!
Cortana: DR. HALSEY!
MC:No!
MC takes off another mask.
343 GS: Will Smith!
The Arbiter and MC stares at GS... then they take out a plasma grenade and stick it on GS. KABOOM!
MC takes of ANOTHER mask!
MC: I'm MICHAEL JACKSON!
*GASP*
9 months later.......
The arbiter has very pale babies with very powerful muscles. But the babies become retarded and activates Halo....... again.
The End.






Whoever made Michael Jackson has a GREAT sense of humor.

[Edited on 7/13/2006]

  • 07.13.2006 8:33 AM PDT

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