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Subject: Best Halo 3 Gag ending Wins... well... you dont really win, but ill...
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Posted by: CPO Fraser
Bach I spit on firefox,

*spits*


Spitting is grose.

  • 07.13.2006 8:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: CovenantIdiot
The MC runs up to the stage to claim his Medal for winning the war. He walks over and stands with the Arbiter. Suddenly, the Arbiter takes of his mask, revealing he is actually a she. The run away together to the ark, kill everything using Halo, and repopulate earth.... together. Then Cortana's hologram shows up in MC's helmet....... she is holding an AI baby. The father is 343 GS! Then, devastated by what Cortana did, MC cracked down. And showed his true identity. MC takes of his helmet and shows that he is Peter Griffin!
Arbiter: You're Peter Griffin!
MC: NO!
MC takes off another mask!
Cortana: DR. HALSEY!
MC:No!
MC takes off another mask.
343 GS: Will Smith!
The Arbiter and MC stares at GS... then they take out a plasma grenade and stick it on GS. KABOOM!
MC takes of ANOTHER mask!
MC: I'm MICHAEL JACKSON!
*GASP*
9 months later.......
The arbiter has very pale babies with very powerful muscles. But the babies become retarded and activates Halo....... again.
The End.






Whoever made Michael Jackson has a GREAT sense of humor.


*chokes on waffles*

That... was the best thing... I have ever heard... in terms of funniness.

  • 07.13.2006 9:09 AM PDT

"Thoughts are the shadows of feelings; always darker, emptier, and simpler."

How abiout a musical at the end. With Chief break-dancing, AJ as the DJ, and flood elite forms pole dancing in the background. And Cortana on vocals.

  • 07.13.2006 9:12 AM PDT

"Thoughts are the shadows of feelings; always darker, emptier, and simpler."

The Chief suddenly has an erge.

U know the rest. ----0

  • 07.13.2006 9:14 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

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Posted by: Antor88
No, what will happen is, since the Xbox live camera is supposed to be out before Halo 3 comes out. Bungie will have you take a picture of yourself with the camera, But it will say it's for your online Icon for your stats. However when you beat the game Master chief will take off his helmet and suprize it's you all along.


Perfect!


Best Ending Ever!!!!!!!!!!!


Awsome


wow. original!!!!!!!!

  • 07.13.2006 9:16 AM PDT
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Master chief Sprints down the long glass bridge to truth with no ammo no gun and no grenades. He comes to truth who has just pressed a large button...

In fustration hes bangs his hand on the console...

Mc: what are you doing we have to activated the ark its the only way to save us!

Truth: dont you think i kow that! i was waiting for a reclaimer and so i was looking on the web...

Mc: at what?

Truth:... nothing... -blam!-... i froze the ark...

a large screen pops up infront of chief in the middle of the room storys high...

The dreaded BLUE SCREEN....

the doors at the end of the glass gridge burst open and flood start pouring in...

Mc: AHHHHHHHHH

Mc franicly pres ctrl+alt+delete

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7 Halo rings: 20000000000000000000000000000000 dollars

clean up of flood infestation: 75000000000000 dollars

Freezing the ark because intergalactic pope was looking at -blam!-: priceless

  • 07.13.2006 9:17 AM PDT

I say the coventant are about to destroy everything and then the sun explodes. Or everyone just gets high and forgets about the whole thing.

Cheif and the Arbiter running through a feild of flowers holding hands and Cortana has Hot Waffle sex with Gravemind.

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  • 07.13.2006 9:40 AM PDT
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I am...whimsical today.

The Chief wakes up to find Johnson in the shower ;)

Or

When its all over, there's a reflective moment at the end, watching the Earth below them. The Chief lets one slip out. A really loud one.

  • 07.13.2006 9:42 AM PDT

Same ending as Fight Club, just with Chief and Keys watching the Earth blow up.

  • 07.13.2006 9:45 AM PDT
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He takes off his helmet and hes micheal jackson. and he chases the arbiter into a closet =D

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  • 07.13.2006 9:46 AM PDT
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master chief is standing atop the cliff with assault riffle in hand.

He stops to admire the view takes off his helmet to reveal...

Mr. Rogers with black paint under each eye and a red rambo style head band.

Mr. Rogers: hello there world, time to Die.

  • 07.13.2006 9:47 AM PDT
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After beating Halo 3 on legendary, Master Chief should take of his helmet revealing- Chuck Norris

  • 07.13.2006 9:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: Canadian Bacon58
After beating Halo 3 on legendary, Master Chief should take of his helmet revealing- Chuck Norris


if master chief were chuck norris i would kill myself. He was funny in jokes about two years ago. He should be murdered. Steven Seagal and chuck norris should die horrible deaths. Only befiting those who make the worst films tv shows and mechendise.

  • 07.13.2006 10:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sergeant Shotgun
How about This?

is that halo pc? or what?

  • 07.13.2006 10:47 AM PDT

at the end of the game a he wakes up and sees that he's still six years old and he was dreaming how he's gonna be when he becomes a real spartan.

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  • 07.13.2006 10:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: Antor88
No, what will happen is, since the Xbox live camera is supposed to be out before Halo 3 comes out. Bungie will have you take a picture of yourself with the camera, But it will say it's for your online Icon for your stats. However when you beat the game Master chief will take off his helmet and suprize it's you all along.


Only in my nerdiest dreams...

  • 07.13.2006 10:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: Antor88
No, what will happen is, since the Xbox live camera is supposed to be out before Halo 3 comes out. Bungie will have you take a picture of yourself with the camera, But it will say it's for your online Icon for your stats. However when you beat the game Master chief will take off his helmet and suprize it's you all along.


Only in my nerdiest dreams...


That would be so lame it would be like the fair where you put you head thought the cut out and take a picture... there would be some hella ugly master chiefs...not to mention women blacks or hispanics... lol jk jk i love women.

  • 07.13.2006 11:02 AM PDT
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How about you suddnely find yourself back on the pillar of autumn only now all of the covenant are wearing helmets and move 2X as fast and you play the entire series over again... or how bout you finish the game and then Cortana says, "Thank you Masterchief, but the princess is on another Halo."

  • 07.13.2006 11:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: Antor88
No, what will happen is, since the Xbox live camera is supposed to be out before Halo 3 comes out. Bungie will have you take a picture of yourself with the camera, But it will say it's for your online Icon for your stats. However when you beat the game Master chief will take off his helmet and suprize it's you all along.

dam that would suck

  • 07.13.2006 11:13 AM PDT

The Bring Back Bloodgulch Group have many members looking for more its kind of an unofficial petition to Bungie to bring back Bloodgulch in Reach http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/bx3g/Group/GroupHome.aspx

If the master chief finds out that one of the prohets is his father

  • 07.13.2006 11:26 AM PDT
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OH PLEASE!! We all know this ytmnd shows the ACTUAL ENDING of Halo 3 [url]halo3ending.ytmnd.com[/url]. I swear if that is the ending I will crap my pants laughing....

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  • 07.13.2006 11:26 AM PDT
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The best ending would be moments before Master Chief deactivates the Arc, he sees two hunters getting it on. Master chief dies of a brain aneurysm and falls. After he hits the ground, his helmet cracks revealing that he was actually Gary Coleman. And the the halo rings activate and everyone and everyting in the universe is destroyed except for...
the two hunters

  • 07.13.2006 11:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: slapaho
[quote]Posted by: Sergeant Shotgun
How about This?[/qu ote]
is that halo pc? or what?

No!Unreal tournament 2004!

  • 07.13.2006 8:07 PM PDT
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I'm sticking with this funny as hell video!

  • 07.13.2006 8:08 PM PDT
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nobody likes mine.

*Tear*

  • 07.17.2006 10:38 PM PDT

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