- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: CovenantIdiot
The MC runs up to the stage to claim his Medal for winning the war. He walks over and stands with the Arbiter. Suddenly, the Arbiter takes of his mask, revealing he is actually a she. The run away together to the ark, kill everything using Halo, and repopulate earth.... together. Then Cortana's hologram shows up in MC's helmet....... she is holding an AI baby. The father is 343 GS! Then, devastated by what Cortana did, MC cracked down. And showed his true identity. MC takes of his helmet and shows that he is Peter Griffin!
Arbiter: You're Peter Griffin!
MC: NO!
MC takes off another mask!
Cortana: DR. HALSEY!
MC:No!
MC takes off another mask.
343 GS: Will Smith!
The Arbiter and MC stares at GS... then they take out a plasma grenade and stick it on GS. KABOOM!
MC takes of ANOTHER mask!
MC: I'm MICHAEL JACKSON!
*GASP*
9 months later.......
The arbiter has very pale babies with very powerful muscles. But the babies become retarded and activates Halo....... again.
The End.
Whoever made Michael Jackson has a GREAT sense of humor.
*chokes on waffles*
That... was the best thing... I have ever heard... in terms of funniness.