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Over the past few weekends me and my friends are getting "hated" on by some of our players' girlfriends. They hate Halo because their boyfriends are not spending enough time with them... :'(. They devised a plan to come out to where we were playing and put all this foam -blam!- all over our cars, writing thee most horrible phrases I have ever read. I believe one was "Nov. 9th, Screw It". Now that deeply hurts. They put that foam underneath our door handles and it just is not cool or funny, personally. We need to get back at them but I guess MY retaliation is far too much, so I was wondering if I could get the opinions of people who don't think killing them and thier family, pets, and friends would be a good idea.

P.S. My plan involved lots of pain because I love Nov. 9th, and as I sit here and cry I feel like I need to make my vengeance as sweet as possible.

  • 10.03.2004 2:43 PM PDT
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Have you considered the use of Thermal Nuclear Weapons?

  • 10.03.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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Pump there houses full of nearv gas then lock thim in. Then pee on there cars and moon them trough the window as they suffer.

  • 10.03.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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release some flood infaction forms in there houses..

  • 10.03.2004 4:05 PM PDT
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Get a naked pic of them from their bf's, go to kinko's, get posters made, and post them all over their school/work.

  • 10.03.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: jepepper
Get a naked pic of them from their bf's, go to kinko's, get posters made, and post them all over their school/work.

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 10.03.2004 5:06 PM PDT
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ok i have a freind who says somthing about halo that was so gruesome i cant bring myself to say it it is so bad

anywho he was dealt with ninja style :)

ok for the punishment since only one reply on here can acctually be done (i personally support it) the next best thing to do is you must burn there houses that is the only thing i can logically think of as acctually being punishment for this the must BURN go. do it. now go. right now im serouis go right now. get the gas and matches get into the car and burn them.
no im jk what u should do is the naked picture sceme itl get back for everything

or if they have cars start taking parts out of them muffler transmision what ever fells right

or do the litke things the little pinpricks that draw blood

P.S. What was your original plan step by step

  • 10.03.2004 7:04 PM PDT
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i say you should cal them over to the fire place from on top of the roof, then shove the nozzel of a flamethrower in it, and you get the rest.

  • 10.03.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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i know it may be hard to realize, but some people dont like halo. That out of the way the way ur friends girlfriends reacted was a little over the top. Just do the same thing back to them. Get the foam and write whatever you want on their cars (G-rated or not) and then do the whole foam in the door handle thing. They'll knnow who did it but the'll know you where you stand on Halo.

Plus, its Hamorabi's law. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth

  • 10.03.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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Hmm, you must devise something especially sinister for this revenge. The naked pictures one is a classic, but we need something a little more relevent to the situation add. Perhaps spray-painting the Halo 2 logo all over their properties? Or burning all their clothes and make-up products in a huge bon-fire. Ah, yes, now I have it! Use the paint to get them out of the house while the guys sneak in to steal the stuff and burn it. Then the next day when the get out of the shower and find nothing to wear, you get the naked pictures. You could write stuff on the photos like "My GF is Crazy for Halo!". Man I'm a genious, a MAD genius! Muahahahaha!

[Edited on 10/3/2004 7:30:31 PM]

  • 10.03.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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I think its hilarious that they said "Nov. 9th scew it" thats just funny. if they know Halo 2 comes out nov. 9th then their boyfriends must tlak about it all the time. lol

  • 10.03.2004 9:14 PM PDT
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Invite them over for drinks, get them all loaded, dont even mention Halo, just get em stupid. Then when they fall asleap, write with black magic marker, on all there forheads...

"I LOVE THE CHIEF"

Make sure its on a week night, school the next mornin should be fun.


  • 10.03.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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Kill their families and drown them in their own famolies blood!!!!!!!11

  • 10.03.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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Argh! I know how you feel. Some guy at school told me Halo sucks when I was trying to install it on the school netowrk lol. I smashed him round the head with my science folder xD

  • 10.03.2004 10:11 PM PDT
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I think you should first make 2 stencils
One that will stylishly say "Halo 2" In the fancy way bungie does it, y'know, with the O
then a second that is an inverse of the first.

remove a portion of the rear right hand side door's paint.
Spraypaint on the Halo 2 logo on the cleared area in a nice color
then using the inverse stencil spraypaint her cars color.
then seal/wax/whatever you're supposed to do to paint cars until it is a seemless and stylish emblem.

Now her car will proundly showcase a projection of her love of halo two that does not exist in a place other people will see it for some time until she actually finds it. (Its 3:30 AM here so please excuse me if my message is garbled)

  • 10.04.2004 12:38 AM PDT
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This is what i would do.
First i would look at the mess on the car and just stare at it while comsuming the rage. Then when i'm finished ill grab an axe, head down to thier house and chop the motherfückers heads off. Then i would -blam!- there dead bodies and film it. And then sell the video on the internet and show all those PS2 fanboys not to fück with Halo 2.

  • 10.04.2004 6:59 AM PDT
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you don't have to hurt them or their families...physicaly. there are other ways. for some reason, women can't stand halo, although, when i have talked a girl into playing halo with me, they themselves became hooked, if you let them win a little it. as far as i can tell, they feel that they are the only things that should matter in our lives. simply go up to them, and scream in their faces saying that you are not on this earth simply to please their every need (not EVERY need mind you) and they need to calm the -blam! down. besides, if all else fails, there is always vehicular sabotage.

  • 10.04.2004 9:43 AM PDT
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What. The. Hell

Girlfriends > Halo 2 > Halo > everything else

Good thing you guys are being ironic. But I can understand the girls in some way. If those guys love their Xboxes instead of their girl's, then why the hell are they still going out. The girls should just break up.

I talked to my girl about Nov 9th before, and she was like "-blam!-, so after it comes out I'll have to tell all my friends that my boy is unavailable for at least two weeks." I think that is quite funny. I'll figure out how to: caress my girl, play loads of Halo 2, eat, and sleep.

  • 10.04.2004 10:44 AM PDT
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I find the best way to get revenge is find their computer P@$$w0rd at school and delete everything, same for e-mail, delete it. (I'm guilty of this)

You can also slash their tires, if they have a car.

fianlly you could publicly humuliate them by getting really bad pics of them or the marker idea and than dump them. (use permanent marker)

Of course i don't understand realtionships, i've never had one and I'm 15 (and a girl by the way) But whatever, do what you have to do.

  • 10.04.2004 11:18 AM PDT
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Okay this is what you do,Plan #1 you buy a set of nightmare armor head over to there house in the middle of the night, then you take out a shotgun and start shooting up there car. plan # 2 on nov 8th you get some nightmare armor head over to there house, break in (or use a key) walk in to there room, and yell its nov 9th and the covenant have attacked and geuss what I am not going to save you and than continue with the shooting up car thing.
well whatever you do you certanley need a set of nightmare armor.

  • 10.04.2004 1:27 PM PDT
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as an alternative to playing halo 2 you can just play paintball inside their house in nightmare armor!!! lol
P.S. make sure its in the middle of the night when you do this

  • 10.04.2004 5:31 PM PDT
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Ok, I call this one the "Piss Disc"
What you need to do is piss in a cup, then put a plate in the freezer, pour the piss from the cup onto the plate.
Close freezer door.
After it freezes, slide this "Piss Disc" under door of the person upon whom you need to exact revenge.
When it melts, there's a nice puddle of mystery piss on their floor or soaked into their rug.
Muahahahahahahahaha

  • 10.04.2004 5:44 PM PDT
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LOL my girlfriend is the sameway she HATES halo period but she will play Halo2 she will Goddamnit

  • 10.04.2004 5:59 PM PDT
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Dress up like MC and tell all her friend's that she is crazy about you.......Tie the gf's up and make them each play halo sp on legendary. They get fed after completeing a lvl and released after they beat it. And to mask your identity be sure you wear a nightmare armor.

[Edited on 10/4/2004 6:05:16 PM]

  • 10.04.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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I must say that this idea is one of thee best ideas I have ever heard. I thank you for this great scheme, the simplicity is insane but yet the consequences are so great.

Thank you Halo Goblin.

P.S. How in the hell did you think of this?

  • 10.04.2004 7:56 PM PDT

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