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in my history class we were talking about feudal laws, and then i asked my teach if somebody put that foam stuff on somebodies car if it would be considered vandalism and my teach tought so. So file a formal complaint to you local police station and get them fined or arrested for vandalism. It might take some work but an arrest wouldnt look very good at a job interview.

  • 10.04.2004 8:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: b_wehausen
I must say that this idea is one of thee best ideas I have ever heard. I thank you for this great scheme, the simplicity is insane but yet the consequences are so great.

Thank you Halo Goblin.

P.S. How in the hell did you think of this?


You know, living in a college dorm, the pranks get worse and worse...
Here's another:
Get a paper shopping bag, a brown one, like from the supermarket.
Completely open the bag and dump in a lot of flour.
Close only the top of the bag (DO NOT FOLD) by pinching together.
Slide the open edge of the bag under the door of the person you are teaching a lesson to.
When the open edge of the bag is under the door stomp on the large end (the one filled with flour and air) and this will send a cloud of flour into their room, or house, or office, or whever you need to exact revenge.

  • 10.04.2004 8:18 PM PDT
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enter them in a wet t-shirt contest withought them knowing.






lol, i just cant get my mind off wet t-shirt contests

  • 10.04.2004 8:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halogoblin
You know, living in a college dorm, the pranks get worse and worse...
Here's another:
Get a paper shopping bag, a brown one, like from the supermarket.
Completely open the bag and dump in a lot of flour.
Close only the top of the bag (DO NOT FOLD) by pinching together.
Slide the open edge of the bag under the door of the person you are teaching a lesson to.
When the open edge of the bag is under the door stomp on the large end (the one filled with flour and air) and this will send a cloud of flour into their room, or house, or office, or whever you need to exact revenge.

NICE. keep em coming

  • 10.04.2004 10:12 PM PDT
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"Slash there tires"

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I got 1200 doller tires lady! Slashing my tires would be the last prank you pulled. Thats just wrong, if you were old enough to have a car you wouldnt suggest that. And if you had had someone slash your tires (like I have had done to me) you would know that people loose the use of there legs and arms over stupid stunts like that.

End of rant.

Another good one is the fish in the vent. Did this to a guy in rez back in the days of college. You go into there dorm room, find the air vent, unscrew and remove it. Toss a dead fish of your choosing in there and screw the vent back on. (Much more funny then throwing a dead fish under there bed where they can find it) After a week the stench will be unbarable and everywhere within 30ft.

For some reason "they" never think to look in there hahaha.

  • 10.04.2004 11:34 PM PDT
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Hire an airplane, put their cars in the cargo bay, open the doors and let them fly out. Then ask the girls to come to your house and tie them up to a chair, put a controller in their hands and put halo on so they have to look at the game they hate...

  • 10.05.2004 12:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: EliteSlapPer
Invite them over for drinks, get them all loaded, dont even mention Halo, just get em stupid. Then when they fall asleap, write with black magic marker, on all there forheads...

"I LOVE THE CHIEF"

Make sure its on a week night, school the next mornin should be fun.





HAHAHAHAHA....boys this as been the best plan by far !!
Nice and Evil just the way i like it..MOUHAHAHAHA

  • 10.05.2004 8:01 AM PDT
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You must make them suffer a long, long, long, long time. simple things are not going to cut it, cause not only are you getting back at them for what they did to you, but what has been done to anyone who has been hated on, or for those who weep, at the thought that someone can hate Nov. 9. *falls to knees thanking god for Nov. 9* first you must turn their boyfriends against them, and them against their boyfriends. so that way they don't mind the havoc your going to reek. then you make a wood sign out of Nov. 9 and place it in there yard. then foam their car like they did yours, only put Nov. 9 every where on it. then outside their windows put Nov. 9 in lipstick that belongs to their bestfriend. then mail them multiple letters that say Nov. 9 all over it on the inside, (maybe even a little anthrax, but thats up to you... just a suggestion) then write Nov. 9 on there boyfriends heads, and have their boyfriends act like they don't know what their talking about. then get a tape recorder that has play back, and slip it into their room, and have it say you know things about Halo, how it rules, and their is nothing better in the universe, they mean nothing when compared to the glory that is brought about by Halo, and of course talk about the importance of Nov. 9. now at this point they maybe considering a restraining order, but keep at it this means they starting to give into your pyschological warfare. email them things that say Nov. 9. do it in mass quantities. then when Nov. 9 does come around steal their boyfriends for a four day long LAN party. (at this point your getting the best of both worlds) there are of course many other things you could do. make a DVD of Halo movies you have and switcth it with there fav. movie, of course that takes a lot, but it just depends on how far you are willing to go, and how much time, and money you want to put into this. then you can go about slaying their whole family or whatever it was you were planning, but first you have to wear them down. make them sorry they ever hated that holy day of all holy days. do it for those who haven't got a resereved copy of Halo 2. i cry for those people everyday. do it, and i know this is going to sound unbeliviable but i have experinced this one a lot, do it for those who have never gotten the chance to experince the wonder that is Halo. it's sad i know but they do exist. some may call me an extremist, but they have never known the true glory of Halo. do it for those who will never get to see Halo 2. this must be there stand, we fight for them, in the memory of those who never made it to the release date, we must burn their memory into our memories and crush any opposition from those who hate Halo and anything affiliated with it. or you could just do the burn down their house thing. that would work to.

  • 10.05.2004 9:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: CRASH and BURN
as an alternative to playing halo 2 you can just play paintball inside their house in nightmare armor!!! lol
P.S. make sure its in the middle of the night when you do this


Nice... but to make even funnier when they come to find out whats going on pretend like their the flood, and shot them full of paint, and when they turn their backs on you melee them in the back, and yell at the top of your lungs, your dead. then get out of their real quick yelling Nov. 9 the day of reckoning for all hethens.

  • 10.05.2004 9:11 AM PDT
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or...you could spray-paint nov 9th all over their house and car while in nightmare armor, or use that foam stuff, be sure to do it during the day.

  • 10.05.2004 2:04 PM PDT

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