- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
You must make them suffer a long, long, long, long time. simple things are not going to cut it, cause not only are you getting back at them for what they did to you, but what has been done to anyone who has been hated on, or for those who weep, at the thought that someone can hate Nov. 9. *falls to knees thanking god for Nov. 9* first you must turn their boyfriends against them, and them against their boyfriends. so that way they don't mind the havoc your going to reek. then you make a wood sign out of Nov. 9 and place it in there yard. then foam their car like they did yours, only put Nov. 9 every where on it. then outside their windows put Nov. 9 in lipstick that belongs to their bestfriend. then mail them multiple letters that say Nov. 9 all over it on the inside, (maybe even a little anthrax, but thats up to you... just a suggestion) then write Nov. 9 on there boyfriends heads, and have their boyfriends act like they don't know what their talking about. then get a tape recorder that has play back, and slip it into their room, and have it say you know things about Halo, how it rules, and their is nothing better in the universe, they mean nothing when compared to the glory that is brought about by Halo, and of course talk about the importance of Nov. 9. now at this point they maybe considering a restraining order, but keep at it this means they starting to give into your pyschological warfare. email them things that say Nov. 9. do it in mass quantities. then when Nov. 9 does come around steal their boyfriends for a four day long LAN party. (at this point your getting the best of both worlds) there are of course many other things you could do. make a DVD of Halo movies you have and switcth it with there fav. movie, of course that takes a lot, but it just depends on how far you are willing to go, and how much time, and money you want to put into this. then you can go about slaying their whole family or whatever it was you were planning, but first you have to wear them down. make them sorry they ever hated that holy day of all holy days. do it for those who haven't got a resereved copy of Halo 2. i cry for those people everyday. do it, and i know this is going to sound unbeliviable but i have experinced this one a lot, do it for those who have never gotten the chance to experince the wonder that is Halo. it's sad i know but they do exist. some may call me an extremist, but they have never known the true glory of Halo. do it for those who will never get to see Halo 2. this must be there stand, we fight for them, in the memory of those who never made it to the release date, we must burn their memory into our memories and crush any opposition from those who hate Halo and anything affiliated with it. or you could just do the burn down their house thing. that would work to.