- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
LMAO, I just got kicked three times from a BFM server.
Here are their rules, and here are my counterattacks to these rules:
Rule 1: Avoid map-walking. If you see a Hog, you must use it!
Well, that's encouraging; lemme get this straight, asshat...if I spawn out in the middle of Ice Fields, don't I have to walk?
Rule 2: This is a family server, no cussing.
LOL, it's also an M-rated game, moron!
Rule 3: No chase killing.
Oh...so now I can't drive a hog over someone that's about 10 feet away...what's next? No breathing allowed?
Rule 4: No arguing with the clan members.
Okay. I'll agree to stop arguing when they agree to stop smoking crack.
Rule 5: No using hog turrets without a driver.
So if a driver dies, and I'm left in the turret, I have to get out and run?
Rule 6: No camping.
Heh...I was kicked for camping because I blew up a hog with a rocket launcher....it's a little thing called defense, you imbecile. You have a jeep, I have a gun. It's that simple.
Rule 7: No throwing grenades/rocketing your own team.
Hmm....that's weird...because last time I checked, friendly fire is OFF in your servers....and we also start with infinite grenades...
I have broken all 7 of these crappy rules. They just make these rules so they can win. It's all they're good at.
"BFM" probably stands for "BIG FREAKING MORONS". [/rant]