- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
My fraternty had a poll similar to this made by my best friend and me. Out of an eight person battle including Batman, Adam Spore (myself), Mr. Myagi, Master Chief, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Frodo Baggins, Mariah Carey, and Tommy Verscetti, Master Cheif came out on top. It was a close run between MC and Obi-Wan. Here's my play by play on the battle between them.
Master Cheif and Obi Wan are left in the middle of the ring, amongst the death and carnage. Slowly, they circle each other, waiting for an opportune moment to strike. Master Cheif made the first move by throwing a frag grenade causing Obi Wan to use his Force Jump abilities and leap hundreds of feet into the air. Master Cheif, predicting his movements ran to the opposite side of the ring watching as Obi Wan fell back down. As he landed, Obi Wan used his Force Speed ability and ran toward Master Cheif. Master Cheif, in response, opened fire with his pistol. Obi Wan, using his lightsaber, melted each bullet as it flew toward him (bullets are metal and metal melts on a lightsaber). Closing in, Obi Wan prepared to strike. Master Cheif, in a last moment of desparation dropped a grenade in Obi Wan's path. Obi Wan, using his force powers, moved the grenade out of his path, giving Master Cheif just enough time to jump to the side and reload his pistol. Master Cheif opened fire again only to have his shots blocked and his pistol pulled out of his hands by Obi Wan's Force Pull. Thinking Master Cheif was then unarmed, Obi Wan closed in for the finishing blow. Master Cheif then drew his shotgun and shot Obi Wan at close range. Obi Wan, unable to block an entire shotgun blast, got hit in the gut causing his stomach and intestines to blow out his back. Falling limp onto Master Cheif, Obi Wan died. Master Cheif then tossed Obi Wan's corpse onto the already existing pile of dead bodies. MASTER CHEIF WINS!!!