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Subject: This fan fic is brilliant!
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I know its kinda late but i think this should be the plot of halo 3.

plot of halo 4 possibly???

[Edited on 7/13/2006]

  • 07.13.2006 6:01 PM PDT

THIS is the way the world ends...
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Posted by: halo is ok
You should of made up your own instrument. You could have named it the PolarLighting -a-phone. People would buy it and they would all be like "Awh, He's so cool for inventing the PolarLighting-a-phone."

Could we settle for three (the end of the trilogy) before we start talking about a fourth?

  • 07.13.2006 6:05 PM PDT
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whoever wrote that sack of complete -blam!- must have been drunk-rotten-like a mother -blam!-!!

[Edited on 7/13/2006 by Great_Pretender]

  • 07.13.2006 6:06 PM PDT
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just read it. its great. i found it on fanfiction.net. i also agree it should be three just please read it.

  • 07.13.2006 6:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Psychchief117
just read it. its great. i found it on fanfiction.net. i also agree it should be three just please read it.

I can read it.... too much misspelling!

  • 07.13.2006 6:08 PM PDT
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After the first sentence i was reading... but then i wasn't reading... you know what i mean? like i was still reading but i was so shocked by what i was reading that the sh1t that i was reading wasn't getting to my brain.... it's almost like i was high or drunk and trying to read at the same time....

  • 07.13.2006 6:19 PM PDT

w....t....f....

  • 07.13.2006 6:35 PM PDT
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That was possibly one of the worst things I have ever read in my life......ever.

You are entitled to your opinion though.

[Edited on 7/13/2006]

  • 07.13.2006 7:08 PM PDT
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Halos In Space sounds like Snakes On A Plane.

-TGP-

  • 07.13.2006 7:11 PM PDT
Subject: the -blam!-est fan-fic ever
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Come on guys, you shouldnt make fun of it. You might offend the brain dead four year old who wrote it.

  • 07.13.2006 7:13 PM PDT
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I had the intellegence to realize that it was a joke and laugh and enjoy it instead of yell "OMG hax!"

  • 07.13.2006 7:24 PM PDT
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oh man. that was HILARIOUS. thats what a book would look like if a drunk guy, a mentally challenged person, a preschooler, and an ant wrote it. i hope that that was a joke. if not, the human race as we know it is screwed.

  • 07.13.2006 7:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tartan 777
After the first sentence i was reading... but then i wasn't reading... you know what i mean? like i was still reading but i was so shocked by what i was reading that the sh1t that i was reading wasn't getting to my brain.... it's almost like i was high or drunk and trying to read at the same time....


uhh tartan 777 i just have to say BRAVO you really could not have put it any better

  • 07.13.2006 9:39 PM PDT
Subject: This fan fic is stupid as hell!
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Was that supposed to be a joke because it wasn't even remotely funny? It was just retarded very very retarded

  • 07.13.2006 9:48 PM PDT
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A Halo 4 fanfic, eh? Somebody is asking for a serious Bruce Lee-style stomach uppercut.
There will be no halo 4...the more halo 4's that people try to wish for, the more aching bellies that Vitamin will create.

Besides, this is a Halo 3 forum.

  • 07.13.2006 10:34 PM PDT
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That story was just horrible. Urgh, my 6-year old brother can write better than that....

  • 07.13.2006 10:45 PM PDT
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wtf. dude are you stoned...or did a 5 year old write this.

"Joe Chief was in space and had wepons and was a army guy but he wasnt a robot liek Master Chief so he didnt fly"

"Human people army guys hurry and come in ship!"

"so he did a barral roll and teh lasers went around him and went away. Joe Chief sawd the Halo in Space so he put the ship faster and went there quick becaus a lot of aliens were there. Joe Chief shot like "bang bang bang" from teh ship and made aliens blow up and then landed ship on Halo."

Joe Chief said to teh other 2 army guys "Were here now get wepon n kill aliens fast"

[Edited on 7/13/2006]

  • 07.13.2006 10:49 PM PDT

Hahahahahaha!

Wow, that was very funny. I am fairly certain that this was just a poke at all of the less desirable real fan-fic thats out there. A lot of people write pages of error-riddled dribble, thinking that it is good fiction. Hopefully the author of this piece was thinking the same thing and just being satiracle(sp?).

Otherwise, god help us all.

  • 07.13.2006 10:56 PM PDT
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i this is a joke , because i don't think anyone can be that bad at spelling and grammar
im really bad at it but not like that guy

it made me luagh in a mean sort of way however.

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  • 07.13.2006 11:00 PM PDT

Posted by: SpoonGuard
Hahahahahaha!

Wow, that was very funny. I am fairly certain that this was just a poke at all of the less desirable real fan-fic thats out there. A lot of people write pages of error-riddled dribble, thinking that it is good fiction. Hopefully the author of this piece was thinking the same thing and just being satiracle(sp?).

Otherwise, god help us all.


Oh man, I was so wrong. I investigated further, found this post he made on a forum at fanfiction.net. guess he was having technical difficulties: "I wrote 3 fanfics and none of them show up no more. why not? i like writing them becaus they help me learn english but now there gone"

Looks like he's a non-natve speaker trying to get better. Still a long way to go.

  • 07.13.2006 11:07 PM PDT
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oh well, but still, sombodys gotta slap that man...

  • 07.13.2006 11:08 PM PDT
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YEAH! That was the best fanfic ever! Bungie should use that story for Halo 4! That was a masterpiece! I'm not crazy, I only poke the flying pink ferrats! :D

Seriously, that fanfic was not so good (>.<)

  • 07.13.2006 11:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: JJ117
Posted by: Tartan 777
After the first sentence i was reading... but then i wasn't reading... you know what i mean? like i was still reading but i was so shocked by what i was reading that the sh1t that i was reading wasn't getting to my brain.... it's almost like i was high or drunk and trying to read at the same time....


uhh tartan 777 i just have to say BRAVO you really could not have put it any better


Thank you JJ117

  • 07.14.2006 12:00 AM PDT