- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pavlo360
mc comes home after a long day at work makes him self a penut butter and jelly sandwich sits down and watches out his window as the humans run around on fire and he giggles a little bit
lol thats good but lets make some alterations
MC comes home after a long day at work and makes himself a ham and cheese sandwich only to find that the meats gone off. He runs like hell to the toilet while his stomache goes wild. He gets there just on time and locks the door. But noooooo. the enemy has found his house and they are searching it frantically for MC.
He is marooned in the toilet and has run out of paper so what does he do. times running out so he has to make a desision soon. Suddenly he storms out, trousers down and turns to face the dangerous invaders. The convenent look on in amazement as he turns around and bend over. In a moment crap flies out of his ass at the speed of a bullets and strikes one of the elites down in one shot. He menuverers to aim at the next one but wait...he's out of ammo...he used most of it up on the bog. He takes another bite outa the sandwich and his stomache does the rest. as he reloades he keeps his aim onto the target as the start to fire. MC gets to the trigger first and strikes down his next foe with a well aimed headshot. Three more to go.
MC starts to feel the heat as plasma charges splash over his armor but none hit the exposed buttock regions. he stoots off a three round burst that causes the enemy to scatter. one of the shots hit an elite in the chest and begins to fall. the other fire from behind cover, desperately trying to hit the chief. As the Chiefs ammo counter reaches zero he switches on the safetly catch and goes to hand to combat.
He looks on the floor for something hard and throwable. and there it is, his best bunny slippers. He throws them with unseen force at the nearest elite and stuck him forcefully on his forhead. he falls back complety knocked out and the chief walked over to his unconscious form and chucked him out the window.
He now has no ammo or grenades left...he though for a good three second and thought...ah scew it and he walked over to the last elite, an elite Zeolot, and beat the living daylights outa him.
He then uses a blue clad elites armour (not Zeolot because i won't degrade my name too much) to wipe his ass before he sits down, has a cup of tea, pointing and laughing at burning marines, giggling oncontrolable at the unfortunate buggers.
Thats my interperetation of the ultimate ending.
BTW he keeps the sandwich for emergencies now