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Subject: The story of Goldie
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I was board.Figure you guys caould get a laugh out of this .For you new to this theme i start a ssubject and you add on.Idont care wat happens to goldie jsut try not to let him die often.


The once was a gold elite with a plasma sword named Goldie

  • 10.04.2004 5:56 PM PDT
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This should be in the flood.

  • 10.04.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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and he liked to eat cheese and crackers, one day there was no more cheese so he....

  • 10.04.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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Drove to the store to get some more cheese.But then suddenly a gorrila jumped out into the road...

  • 10.04.2004 6:44 PM PDT
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And asked for all his cheese and crackers

  • 10.04.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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And sketch it doesnt have to be in flood this relates to halo its a funny story about a elite

  • 10.04.2004 7:10 PM PDT
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Wow, I'm laughing so hard right now...

  • 10.04.2004 7:57 PM PDT
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and then they all got some rare disease and died. Thanks guys, that was fun

  • 10.04.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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Then goldie jumped from the dead and started his way to the store for mroe cheese and crackers

[Edited on 10/5/2004 3:53:55 PM]

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But the store ran out of crackers so he visited his alligator friend ricki

  • 10.05.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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But ricki lived in Brazil, so goldie drove to Brazil and on the way he ran into a rainbow.

  • 10.05.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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and then ricki decides to murder a small shild because he was hungry. And since the kid was eating crackers when ricky killed him he gave the crackers to goldie, and then goldie went on his way

(sorry about my violent thoughts, im kinda venting right now)

  • 10.05.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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Worst.....Topic.......Ever.........gah...

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and then goldie came across three bears, papa bear, mama bear and baby bear. They were in his way so he slit their throats and raided their kitchen. In the kitchen he found some honey. And since he was in brazil he bought a honey-cheese converter from the local druglord named chuko. chuko gave goldie a special discount because they had met before when they...

  • 10.05.2004 7:54 PM PDT
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Somebody end this now. Please end it now.

  • 10.05.2004 8:12 PM PDT
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Killed each others parents

  • 10.06.2004 5:13 AM PDT
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Unfortunately, the machine did not works so Goldie activated his Plasma Sword and....

  • 10.06.2004 10:51 AM PDT
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....blamo the brownies were done so he called borris and they jumped on their flying unicorn and...

  • 10.06.2004 12:56 PM PDT
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and then jumped off and killed the unicorn and ate it for dinner on goldies new crackers

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but the crackers were made out of burned math books so he equated an atom bomb to drop on.....

  • 10.06.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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and it the atom bomb looked like a cracker so he put his cheese and brownies out of his backpack and then started to spread the cheese around and the bomb and ........

  • 10.07.2004 5:37 PM PDT
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Goldie realized that he is lactose intolerant.

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and then Goldie realized that hes in the middle of a war against humans and decides to actually fight the war

  • 10.07.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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after him and boris (i think im not sure) ate the brownies but then they had no milk so they flew to the pilllar of autum to ask captian keyes and..........

  • 10.08.2004 5:01 AM PDT
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their ship broke down so they were bored so they looked around and found cheese and crackers! But...

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