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There've been a lot of rumours flying around this past week that we've somehow rolled out a stealth auto update. These silly netizens allege that we added a tree with coconuts on Ivory Tower. Also, rumour has it that we have or plan to reset the ranks. Allow me to address these rumours with a flat-out denial.

  • 07.17.2006 3:01 PM PDT

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Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

There was already a coconut tree there. Two, actually.

D:

  • 07.17.2006 3:10 PM PDT
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Ah, look at the lonely people...

Thank you! Hopefully they'll all shut up now.

  • 07.17.2006 3:16 PM PDT

Don't suppose anyone would be able to tell me if I would get an update on a new 360 console even if I was still using the same hard drive?

  • 07.17.2006 3:20 PM PDT
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The only thing that can add a coconut tree is Action Replay. Silly people.

  • 07.17.2006 3:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

Posted by: TheColdWolf
Yea tell them First Post!!!!!


Yes... we are mature.

  • 07.17.2006 3:27 PM PDT

Dude... did you know that your reading my sig?

What was there really and update?

  • 07.17.2006 3:29 PM PDT
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Holy crap.

THERE WAS NO UPDATE.

  • 07.17.2006 3:41 PM PDT
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ok well what about the wires being lowered on lockout from lift to br tower?

  • 07.17.2006 4:00 PM PDT

sup sup sup

LIER! Then explain the spider monkeys on Zanzibar!

  • 07.17.2006 4:04 PM PDT

Just remember... I keep it real...


There've been a lot of rumours flying around this past week that we've somehow rolled out a stealth auto update. These silly netizens allege that we added a tree with coconuts on Ivory Tower. Also, rumour has it that we have or plan to reset the ranks. Allow me to address these rumours with a flat-out denial.


Amen

[Edited on 7/17/2006]

  • 07.17.2006 4:12 PM PDT

Posted by: DARKZSOU7
What was there really and update?


Amazing.

  • 07.17.2006 4:13 PM PDT
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[quote]Remember folks, the guy on those forums on that site who totally knows this dude works for Bungie is actually just a dirty liar who needs to find a better way to enjoy his summer vacation. Unless it comes straight from Bungie, it's not true[/qoute]

so wheres pimps at sea ^_^ people are really stupid to belive these rumours

qoute doesnt work cant be -blam!- to fix it

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  • 07.17.2006 4:46 PM PDT

Posted by: KPaul
Holy crap.

THERE WAS NO UPDATE.


you tell 'em, Paul!

[Edited on 7/17/2006]

  • 07.17.2006 5:00 PM PDT

because if seeing is believing,
then believe that we have lost our eyes

thank god ppl need to just quit worrying. even if bungie did do something they would have a good reason for doing it. good to c bungie is wasting valuable time adding coconut trees lol

  • 07.17.2006 5:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Pimps at Sea is progressing nicely the last that I heard.


If that game ever does ship (it probably wont) I will play it. I mean that is like pimp pirates, what can be better?

  • 07.17.2006 5:20 PM PDT
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That's so dumb, why do people insist on making themselves look like idiots?

  • 07.17.2006 5:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Pimps at Sea is progressing nicely the last that I heard.


But you aren't a Bungie employee. So, you're a liar who needs to find a better way to spend his summer vacation.









Joke! Joke! Please don't kill me.

  • 07.17.2006 5:21 PM PDT
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What idiot didn't notice the friggin' coconuts on Ivory Tower. That's just illogical that....what....Well for the sake of the ignorant fools that believe the rumor thanks for shuttin' 'em up.

  • 07.17.2006 5:30 PM PDT
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Lol, Bungie has a ghetto headline. Thanks for the update.

  • 07.17.2006 5:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: KPaul
Holy crap.

THERE WAS NO UPDATE.

welcome to my world.

In a week it will be at least a dozen forum posts "OMG, KP sayd thet theyr wuz a updayt!" and "I hurd thet thay r maykin teh levulz go 2 wun hondread!"


'Daz sum gangsta talk rite 'dere 'omie.

  • 07.17.2006 5:53 PM PDT

Rumors on the internet is like the American media...it sucks!!! They both involve people who like to give out fake news and they dont care if its true or not as long as its intertaining in a contrevrsal manner.

  • 07.17.2006 6:09 PM PDT