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"Unless it comes straight from Bungie, it's not true."

This is a Quote from Bungie!

Believe Bungie, and I'll tell you a couple about the "Tooth Fairy".

You know, cause Bungie is always so honest and open and NEVER LIES!?

None the less, still something to read.

  • 07.17.2006 6:22 PM PDT
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hey it's me the one that sent you the "youre my hero" thing yeah i agree about if it doesn't come straight from bungie it's false but who do you think the stupid jerks are who spill out those rumours?

  • 07.17.2006 6:35 PM PDT
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Almost 3 years and they still havent noticed the Coconuts... lmao
"son i have those coconut for breakfast"

  • 07.17.2006 6:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: ssssdf
they r gonna reset the levels in 2 days bittch

Tell you what. When they do, I'll lift your blacklist just so you can tell me "you told me so".

Until then, blacklisted for trolling.


Totally Pwnt.


...Yeah I didn't notice the coconuts for a while. You should be able to pick them up and hit people..heh...

[Edited on 7/17/2006]

  • 07.17.2006 7:25 PM PDT
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hold on while I secure my tinfoil hat

  • 07.17.2006 8:13 PM PDT

Posted by: ReturnofAnnFrank
The only thing that can add a coconut tree is Action Replay. Silly people.

No it cant.
Action replay is a memory card, that saves game saves. (Gametypes, profiles, and checkpoints in Campagin). It is you that is the "silly" person.



[Edited on 7/17/2006]

  • 07.17.2006 8:43 PM PDT
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because if seeing is believing,
then believe that we have lost our eyes

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: ssssdf
they r gonna reset the levels in 2 days bittch

Tell you what. When they do, I'll lift your blacklist just so you can tell me "you told me so".

Until then, blacklisted for trolling.


owned. bungie wouldnt just reset the stats for no reason.

  • 07.17.2006 8:51 PM PDT
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no there really is a cocuntut tree if u go and look with a sniper rifle in all the trees u can see some of them have cocunuts and u can shoot them off

  • 07.17.2006 9:04 PM PDT
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But i shot a coconut out of a palm tree on ivory tower

  • 07.17.2006 11:39 PM PDT

RIP Halo 2.

Apprently no one believed my MD5 checksum comparisons.

  • 07.18.2006 12:45 AM PDT
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Hey, did that coconut tree just move!?!

  • 07.18.2006 3:37 AM PDT
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It's funny this is what Halo 2 has become. Kids argueing over the internet about a foney update, that even if there were an update like this would be the dumbest thing to update Halo 2 with. But I guess when the game gets boring (which it has......) we need to come up with figments of our imagination to keep us attached. Between Suposedly updates as retarded as this update would be, Halo 2 is on It's way to crash and burn, you know cause those are the updates that are needed.......

and why the hell would anyone wanna hit someone with a coconut of all things, you'll do more damage to the cocnut than you would the player, all you'll get out of the deal is a little Coconut juice... now if MC had a Health system ( caugh, caugh) and the Coconut Juice revived him, then I'd say we got ourselves an Update!!!!!!!!! but like i said, this is what the game has come to, people making up stories and fairy tails about lame updates that don't exhist.

Oh BTW- I'm having breakfast with the Tooth Fairy", Lunch with the Easter Bunny, and you'll never guess who I'm having Dinner with.........That's right ......Santa Clause !!! WOOHOO !!!!
Maybe I'll Ask him for and advance on my Christmas Presents ? And, I've always wanted a Pet Grunt ! I'm Sure Santa could hook me up with that one.

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  • 07.18.2006 4:03 AM PDT
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Not all palm trees are coconut trees but all coconut trees are palm trees.

That being said, those trees don't need to be coconut trees.

  • 07.18.2006 4:19 AM PDT

thanks KP maybe that will get rid of some treads about reseting stats but there will aways be some moron that will say KP is lieing stats will be reset like that guy recon blacklisted.

  • 07.18.2006 4:53 AM PDT
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Fact: Stats will most definately be reset.

When that happens, i'm affraid noone knows but Bungie. But they will most definately be reset.

I'm 100% accurate in this statement.

Any questions?

Here's sort of a paradox for ya:

If stats are reset and all stats are set back to Zero (0), then that means that ALL the games we've played since the launch of Halo 2 Don't count. So it seems to me that Bungie should also reset their Game counter from 333,333,333 back to Zero? If those games don't count for us, than why should they count for Bungie?

I call it a Paradox cause it Cannot be explained and makes no sense whatsoever, yet it exhists and there's nothing anyone can do about it except sit back and wonder?

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  • 07.18.2006 5:11 AM PDT
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Haha! How dumb is that? I mean, wondering whether or not Bungie added Coconut trees is like never knowing the Eiffel tower existed, going to Paris and running around shouting "Who the hell put that there?! Ooooh, that was sneaky!! I'm a retarded 10 year old!"


... ok, maybe they wouldn't be shouting the last bit...

  • 07.18.2006 6:41 AM PDT
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Ivory Tower has palm trees. So, that means it could be anything growing on it. NOT ALL PALMS GROW COCONUTS!!

  • 07.18.2006 7:27 AM PDT
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hes right or is he.............................dun dun dun

  • 07.18.2006 7:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: KPaul
Holy crap.

THERE WAS NO UPDATE.

welcome to my world.

In a week it will be at least a dozen forum posts "OMG, KP sayd thet theyr wuz a updayt!" and "I hurd thet thay r maykin teh levulz go 2 wun hondread!"


Really? 100??? Cool...50 wasn't enough!!!
*grin*
I know, I know...back to the dungeon....*shuffles feet as I leave mumbling something about Recon never lets me post in the forums*

  • 07.18.2006 8:56 AM PDT
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Can someone clarify for us, then, why it continually says "We are in the process of an update, please wait" whenever I try and go into Optimatch?

I'm not interested in all the theories, they pop up every day and I throw them aside just as often. But what the hell is being updated????? Is this an XBL thing that's being updated, or what?

  • 07.18.2006 9:19 AM PDT
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Why did it say "We're updating the playlists" or whatever for a while yesterday? And yet the playlists remain unchanged? Or was it just my connection? (A thunderstorm was attacking it.)

  • 07.18.2006 9:21 AM PDT
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I would like to believe the 'unless its from us' theory but if you will cast your minds back to may when someone bogged seeing someone at e3 wearing a halo 3 tshirt (before halo 3 was annouced)?

  • 07.18.2006 9:57 AM PDT
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There was a post about these matchmaking error messages somewhere in the forums not too long ago. These messages have to do with your connection and/or your router. I used to get them too. If you're on cable, call the cable company and ask someone to come out to check your cables (especially if you have a splitter). I did just that, and I do not get those errors anymore. If you're experiencing a thunderstorm, you may have that happen also. You can also check your router to make sure you've downloaded the latest firmware. If there is an internet outtage affecting your area, but not you specifically, it may cause your connection to burp and you would get similar messages. I hope I've helped a little.

  • 07.18.2006 10:11 AM PDT