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I'm awesome!

I think there's 4. 2 out in the open and 2 more by the Shotgun spawn. Unless the shotty trees don't have coconuts, which would make me sad:(

  • 07.19.2006 3:08 PM PDT
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Yes there was an update!! >.<

Im not being childish, bungie did add a tree. It is next to the rock just left of the rocket ammo on Ivory Tower. That tree was never there before. Also if you look at the select map screen all of the maps now have random descriptions that don't fit with the map history.

So far that is all that me and my friends have noticed but we just started looking for changes in all the maps about 3 minutes ago.

  • 07.19.2006 3:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fezzer
Thanks for the info KP. It's sad how gullible the interweb denziens are.



Posted by: c0mfor7a31y_Num3
Fact: Stats will most definately be reset.

When that happens, i'm affraid noone knows but Bungie. But they will most definately be reset.

I'm 100% accurate in this statement.

Any questions?

Here's sort of a paradox for ya:

If stats are reset and all stats are set back to Zero (0), then that means that ALL the games we've played since the launch of Halo 2 Don't count. So it seems to me that Bungie should also reset their Game counter from 333,333,333 back to Zero? If those games don't count for us, than why should they count for Bungie?

I call it a Paradox cause it Cannot be explained and makes no sense whatsoever, yet it exhists and there's nothing anyone can do about it except sit back and wonder?


You sir, are an idiot. You cannot babble on about stats being reset and wiping out logged games like you created your own personal paradox. Look up what a paradox is and stop spreading your ignorance around the forum like a disease.
The only thing I sit back and wonder about is why people like you go to all the trouble of making an account here and just post garbage.


Did you have something to say about the thread? Or did you just come in here and look for someone to flame, cause you don't agree with them? You're post has nothing to do with the thread......and incase you havn't detected it, read all the posts, and you will find the sarcasim in this thread which is entirely BS. Thank you for your concern. Go back to school. Oh I forgot, you're on summer vacation.

You argueing or controdicting my statement only makes it more a paradox. Read on if want to be made a fool.

BTW- her's your definition. I just put it in terms for the children to understand in my first post which "YOU" quoted. Her's your medicine.

par·a·dox (pr-dks)
n.
1. A seemingly contradictory statement that may nonetheless be true: the paradox that standing is more tiring than walking.
2. One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects: "The silence of midnight, to speak truly, though apparently a paradox, rung in my ears" Mary Shelley.
3. An assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.
4. A statement contrary to received opinion.

That being said, you can say almost "ANYTHING" that shows contradiction to be argued as a Paradox. That's the beauty of a paradox! you sir are the "Idiot" and the garbage, and i just took you out! see you at the dump! Sir.

BTW- would you like a thesaurus? there's lots of good ones in there also.

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  • 07.19.2006 6:08 PM PDT
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theres coconut trees in zanzibar

  • 07.19.2006 9:01 PM PDT
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people say this kinda stuff just 2 make demselves feel cool, but i mean why would bungie even waste their time on justa coconut or two when theyre busy makin halo 3

  • 07.19.2006 9:13 PM PDT
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I believe your right MrMysterioo

  • 07.19.2006 10:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Pimps at Sea is progressing nicely the last that I heard.
Lets not start with pimps at sea again. The comunity has already calmed down about that. Bungie already said(as i heared) that it was an april fools joke held over from back in april 2002(when the game was supposed to be realeased) but they kept extending the release every year. Its not even real so face it.

  • 07.20.2006 2:34 AM PDT
Subject: hmmmmmmmmmm......................
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
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they r gonna reset the levels in 2 days bittch

Tell you what. When they do, I'll lift your blacklist just so you can tell me "you told me so".

Until then, blacklisted for trolling.

OWN3D!!!!111!ONE!!!1ONE

  • 07.20.2006 2:41 AM PDT
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Updates must be downloaded to your xbox like back when they made melees,grenades,and brute shots stronger. How those coconuts got there? They just grew overnight for anyone thaat has xbox live.

Also if they are gonna reset the ranks, people will not care if they dont cheat. Why? Caue they can get back up.

  • 07.20.2006 3:00 AM PDT
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Posted by: GREEN
Yes there was an update!! >.<

Im not being childish, bungie did add a tree. It is next to the rock just left of the rocket ammo on Ivory Tower. That tree was never there before. Also if you look at the select map screen all of the maps now have random descriptions that don't fit with the map history.

So far that is all that me and my friends have noticed but we just started looking for changes in all the maps about 3 minutes ago.
My little dumbass friend that tree was already there as I checked on my non xbl xbox which cant get updated. OWN3D!

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  • 07.20.2006 3:14 AM PDT
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You're right about most of that stuff but how much time would it really take just to put a coconut there that already existed. I mean someone has to still worry about h2

  • 07.20.2006 7:28 AM PDT
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I Hope You Can See This Because I'm Doing It As Hard As I Can!

Ok...first of all
your momma has big coconuts!
2nd of all
I'm a legit 3...if u reset ranks now
i will quite poss. not buy halo 3
making your total rev. of bungies worth
$77,777,777,776 dollars
3rd of all
i'm a freakin skull with a afro...get use to it
4th of all
...chuck norris should be master cheif in zee movie

thats is all

  • 07.20.2006 10:16 AM PDT
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I Hope You Can See This Because I'm Doing It As Hard As I Can!

lol, now that i think about it
...picture this
its the end of the halo movie
master chief takes off his helmet
and who is it? chuck norris!
who then round house kicks the camera
and the credit roll

BEST ENDING TO A MOVIE
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.20.2006 10:24 AM PDT
Subject: hmmmmmmmmmm......................

"you lazy crap-for-crap"

You are an unbelievable idiot.

That wasn't a paradox, it was a series of unsubstantiated statements you pulled out of your dumb ass that are completely meaningless anyway. The clincher for a paradox is that is has to appear true; what you said had no such qualitiy.
The games don't 'count' for anything, they are just a record of information that that has little value to Bungie beyond marketing for Halo 3 and simple morale. And, unless, of course, you look obsessively over your previous games, the records shouldn't mean much to you anyway.

Oh, and saying something is true doesn't make it so (ie: saying "I am 100% right" is absolutely asinine).

Another couple things: stop putting question marks at the end of statements like a goddamn retard, and sprinkling random quotation marks in there doesn't really make you look much smarter, either.

  • 07.20.2006 11:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: Fezzer
Thanks for the info KP. It's sad how gullible the interweb denziens are.



Posted by: c0mfor7a31y_Num3
Fact: Stats will most definately be reset.

When that happens, i'm affraid noone knows but Bungie. But they will most definately be reset.

I'm 100% accurate in this statement.

Any questions?

Here's sort of a paradox for ya:

If stats are reset and all stats are set back to Zero (0), then that means that ALL the games we've played since the launch of Halo 2 Don't count. So it seems to me that Bungie should also reset their Game counter from 333,333,333 back to Zero? If those games don't count for us, than why should they count for Bungie?

I call it a Paradox cause it Cannot be explained and makes no sense whatsoever, yet it exhists and there's nothing anyone can do about it except sit back and wonder?


You sir, are an idiot. You cannot babble on about stats being reset and wiping out logged games like you created your own personal paradox. Look up what a paradox is and stop spreading your ignorance around the forum like a disease.
The only thing I sit back and wonder about is why people like you go to all the trouble of making an account here and just post garbage.


Did you have something to say about the thread?


^^Look at the first line of my post


Or did you just come in here and look for someone to flame, cause you don't agree with them? You're post has nothing to do with the thread......and incase you havn't detected it, read all the posts, and you will find the sarcasim in this thread which is entirely BS. Thank you for your concern. Go back to school. Oh I forgot, you're on summer vacation.


I'm currently attending classes at a university, thank you. How is this relevant to the topic?



You argueing or controdicting my statement only makes it more a paradox. Read on if want to be made a fool.

BTW- her's your definition. I just put it in terms for the children to understand in my first post which "YOU" quoted. Her's your medicine.

par·a·dox (pr-dks)
n.
1. A seemingly contradictory statement that may nonetheless be true: the paradox that standing is more tiring than walking.
2. One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects: "The silence of midnight, to speak truly, though apparently a paradox, rung in my ears" Mary Shelley.
3. An assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.
4. A statement contrary to received opinion.


What you stated was not a paradox. It was a few illogical statements strung together. What you said, obviously makes no sense, so you slapped the "paradox" title on it you make yourself look clever when in reality you don't have any idea what you're saying.

Last time Bungie reset the ranks, they did not purge their game count statistics, they counted them as valid game data. Bungie has never said that they will reset the ranks again. That is just psychotic ramblings of crazed fanboys. Therefore, you have based your "paradox" on false deductions derived from false premises. Your reasoning is as faulty as your spelling.



That being said, you can say almost "ANYTHING" that shows contradiction to be argued as a Paradox. That's the beauty of a paradox! you sir are the "Idiot" and the garbage, and i just took you out! see you at the dump! Sir.

BTW- would you like a thesaurus? there's lots of good ones in there also.

  • 07.20.2006 12:04 PM PDT

I'm awesome!

Anyway, back to coconut trees. I vote they be manditory on all Halo 3 maps. Including all (if any) outer space maps. Space people need coconuts too. And also, Bungie should put out an update with a random change to a random map just to smite all the people who don't think they would.

  • 07.20.2006 12:23 PM PDT
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-blam!- BUNGIE

  • 07.20.2006 1:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fezzer
Posted by: c0mfor7a31y_Num3
Posted by: Fezzer
Thanks for the info KP. It's sad how gullible the interweb denziens are.



Posted by: c0mfor7a31y_Num3
Fact: Stats will most definately be reset.

When that happens, i'm affraid noone knows but Bungie. But they will most definately be reset.

I'm 100% accurate in this statement.

Any questions?

Here's sort of a paradox for ya:

If stats are reset and all stats are set back to Zero (0), then that means that ALL the games we've played since the launch of Halo 2 Don't count. So it seems to me that Bungie should also reset their Game counter from 333,333,333 back to Zero? If those games don't count for us, than why should they count for Bungie?

I call it a Paradox cause it Cannot be explained and makes no sense whatsoever, yet it exhists and there's nothing anyone can do about it except sit back and wonder?


You sir, are an idiot. You cannot babble on about stats being reset and wiping out logged games like you created your own personal paradox. Look up what a paradox is and stop spreading your ignorance around the forum like a disease.
The only thing I sit back and wonder about is why people like you go to all the trouble of making an account here and just post garbage.


Did you have something to say about the thread?


^^Look at the first line of my post


Or did you just come in here and look for someone to flame, cause you don't agree with them? You're post has nothing to do with the thread......and incase you havn't detected it, read all the posts, and you will find the sarcasim in this thread which is entirely BS. Thank you for your concern. Go back to school. Oh I forgot, you're on summer vacation.


I'm currently attending classes at a university, thank you. How is this relevant to the topic?



You argueing or controdicting my statement only makes it more a paradox. Read on if want to be made a fool.

BTW- her's your definition. I just put it in terms for the children to understand in my first post which "YOU" quoted. Her's your medicine.

par·a·dox (pr-dks)
n.
1. A seemingly contradictory statement that may nonetheless be true: the paradox that standing is more tiring than walking.
2. One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects: "The silence of midnight, to speak truly, though apparently a paradox, rung in my ears" Mary Shelley.
3. An assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.
4. A statement contrary to received opinion.


What you stated was not a paradox. It was a few illogical statements strung together. What you said, obviously makes no sense, so you slapped the "paradox" title on it you make yourself look clever when in reality you don't have any idea what you're saying.

Last time Bungie reset the ranks, they did not purge their game count statistics, they counted them as valid game data. Bungie has never said that they will reset the ranks again. That is just psychotic ramblings of crazed fanboys. Therefore, you have based your "paradox" on false deductions derived from false premises. Your reasoning is as faulty as your spelling.



That being said, you can say almost "ANYTHING" that shows contradiction to be argued as a Paradox. That's the beauty of a paradox! you sir are the "Idiot" and the garbage, and i just took you out! see you at the dump! Sir.

BTW- would you like a thesaurus? there's lots of good ones in there also.


lmao... you are only making it a bigger paradox by disagreeing with me(you helped me create the paradox )... don't you get it?....go look it up. then "define" it, if i say it's more tiring to walk than it is to run. you cannot prove it isnt, not to me anyways(if that's not illogical than what is?) . you obviously have no clue and should be banned for flaming. A paradox can be anything that is argued to be a contradiction, and thats exactly what you are doing.Go away. or get an education.

and the ranks my friend will most certainly be reset.

and besides, i said "it is sort of a paradox" you turned into a paradox by definition.....you helped me, thanks. Illogical statements strung together is exactly what a paradox is.A paradox does not make sense and there is NO LOGIC or FACTS behind them to support them,if there were, than it would be a fact and not a paradox. that's what makes a paradox. There is no definition of a paradox, they are constantly being created. you need a better university.

you're just a flamer with nothing better to do, please go ahead and point out my poor spelling. And then please "define" a paradox for me mr. college student. I have yet to see a definition to support you're arguement. Could it be because there really is no definition? why are you so upset over the paradox that we created?

It's easy to come in here and call people names aand point out spelling errorrrrrrrrooosssss, but when people call "You" names, it's a different story huh? Is that why you are upset cause I quoted you being an "idiot"? Or is it cause you felt a fool after reading my reply? You got alot more hostile in this post and I can't wait to see your next one. And a paradox is not sup[posed to make sense, infact a paradox really doesn't make any sense, that's why it's a paradox.

I will not be replying to your next post, It's a waste of time and we can go in circles here forever. You can have the last word......make it a good one okay?

BTW- what did I missssssssppppppppeeelllllllllllll???????????

par·a·dox (pr-dks)
n.
That which is apparently, though not actually, inconsistent with or opposed to the known facts in any case.
A statement contrary to received opinion.

and all i wanted to know is if Marty is a Pink Floyd fan?

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  • 07.20.2006 5:41 PM PDT
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There are coconut trees in zanzibar my gamertag is Disturbed45 send me a friend request if you want to see them

  • 07.20.2006 7:03 PM PDT
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I want an Update with a lollipop tree,butterflies,rainbows,pretty flowers, wine coolers, and of course a water cooler. Halo 2 definately lacks in the water cooler talk area. If there was a water cooler, you would have instant "water cooler talk". I mean c'mon, think about it....you are already in a "room" a "party" to be exact. A water cooler would just be like the icing on the cake.

Water Cooler = Water Cooler Talk = Awesome and let's not forget how much fun water cooler talk is.

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  • 07.20.2006 7:25 PM PDT
Subject: please bungie reset ranks

bungie just reset ranks becuse people keep going on about how good they are and most of them get bosted modded or bridged
Posted by: KPaul
There've been a lot of rumours flying around this past week that we've somehow rolled out a stealth auto update. These silly netizens allege that we added a tree with coconuts on Ivory Tower. Also, rumour has it that we have or plan to reset the ranks. Allow me to address these rumours with a flat-out denial.

  • 07.21.2006 3:26 AM PDT
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there is a tree with coconuts but not on ivory tower there r 2 tree and they r both in zanzibar 2 in the tree by the gate going on to the beach and 1 in a tree on the beach by where the warthogs and debris r u can shoot the coconuts out of the with almost any gun and use the sword to smack them around COCONUT SOCCER!

  • 07.21.2006 12:43 PM PDT
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i H0Pe u Pe0PLe D0N'T ReSeT THe STaTS...

  • 07.21.2006 3:17 PM PDT