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Posted by: gruntfarmer
Posted by: cortana 5
Posted by: Commander Bob
Posted by: cortana 5
You have no idea...

You're only twelve...

Ummm. Dude. Girls mature faster than guys. Hint, hint...

thats what they say......

why only a hole?! cheap bastards......


Gruntfarmer, let me tell you that it is NOT "just a hole"... it gets very, um, weird down there...

  • 07.17.2006 8:03 PM PDT

Posted by: phish92129
You know, the better I get to know the Flood, the more sure I am that Gamerz is a FBI agent.
Posted by: MarinesPosted by: JesusismyHomey
HAWT!?
I would love to see gamerz in her swimsuit <.<
TFSO
GP.GG.

Omg I remember my first time....I had no clue what it was....and my dad asked me,. and I was confused,...didnt know how to use a pad or anything....it was funny...it was at a family reunion...about 2 years ago......and cortana...I know how you feel......got mine at the same age, because guys need to mature faster!
grr!

  • 07.17.2006 8:03 PM PDT

I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away.

Wow..I’m glad guys feel the same way. When you’re a girl you pick pads or -blam!-s, I don’t think some commercial is gonna sway you either way its just what she is comfortable with.

  • 07.17.2006 8:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: gamerzgirl
Omg I remember my first time....I had no clue what it was....and my dad asked me,. and I was confused,...didnt know how to use a pad or anything....it was funny...it was at a family reunion...about 2 years ago......and cortana...I know how you feel......got mine at the same age, because guys need to mature faster!
grr!


I'm 17 =P

  • 07.17.2006 8:04 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

The Joyeuse IP Formula

Posted by: gamerzgirl
....got mine at the same age, because guys need to mature faster!
grr!

Accually I was 10 or 11.

  • 07.17.2006 8:04 PM PDT

Posted by: phish92129
You know, the better I get to know the Flood, the more sure I am that Gamerz is a FBI agent.
Posted by: MarinesPosted by: JesusismyHomey
HAWT!?
I would love to see gamerz in her swimsuit <.<
TFSO
GP.GG.

Posted by: cortana 5
Posted by: gamerzgirl
....got mine at the same age, because guys need to mature faster!
grr!

Accually I was 10 or 11.

....mine was at 11....and 3/4.....

  • 07.17.2006 8:04 PM PDT

There's only one kind of metal, and it's black.

Posted by: King Picollo
Beer = win

This thread is going the way of the gallows...rather quickly.

Anyway....

*headshots gruntfarmer*

*pushes gruntfarmer into a larger hole*

  • 07.17.2006 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: JohanStrauss
Posted by: gamerzgirl
Omg I remember my first time....I had no clue what it was....and my dad asked me,. and I was confused,...didnt know how to use a pad or anything....it was funny...it was at a family reunion...about 2 years ago......and cortana...I know how you feel......got mine at the same age, because guys need to mature faster!
grr!


I'm 17 =P


I finally discovered your age.

On-topic: .....I don't have anything to say except my previous gasoline comment....

  • 07.17.2006 8:05 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

The Joyeuse IP Formula

Posted by: gamerzgirl
Posted by: cortana 5
Posted by: gamerzgirl
....got mine at the same age, because guys need to mature faster!
grr!

Accually I was 10 or 11.

....mine was at 11....and 3/4.....

Wow. Odd...

  • 07.17.2006 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: DragonEyes
Wow..I’m glad guys feel the same way. When you’re a girl you pick pads or -blam!-s, I don’t think some commercial is gonna sway you either way its just what she is comfortable with.


My ex actually never wore -blam!-s because no one taught her how to use them when she was a little girl, so she just uses pads. She's more comfortable that way.

... and to think I'm comfortable discussing this... *shivers* I blame April!

  • 07.17.2006 8:05 PM PDT

I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away.

Posted by: DragonEyes
Wow..I’m glad guys feel the same way. When you’re a girl you pick pads or -blam!-s, I don’t think some commercial is gonna sway you either way its just what she is comfortable with.

*–Blam!-pons!

  • 07.17.2006 8:05 PM PDT

Posted by: phish92129
You know, the better I get to know the Flood, the more sure I am that Gamerz is a FBI agent.
Posted by: MarinesPosted by: JesusismyHomey
HAWT!?
I would love to see gamerz in her swimsuit <.<
TFSO
GP.GG.

Posted by: A Broken Home
Posted by: gamerzgirl
Omg I remember my first time....I had no clue what it was....and my dad asked me,. and I was confused,...didnt know how to use a pad or anything....it was funny...it was at a family reunion...about 2 years ago......and cortana...I know how you feel......got mine at the same age, because guys need to mature faster!
grr!


What the hell do we get when we mature faster in nature talk? What do we get gamerz! What do we get! *shakes her around* LOL

Do you really want me to tell you that?
Because I can.....

  • 07.17.2006 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: impurity
Posted by: EL
So what do you find gross?


Besides this thread...?

Those shock videos on the internet that depict violence of the utmost nature. Anything with something dying in it makes me queezy. I'm a wussy.


that and when at six flags and i find puke on the ground ewwwww

  • 07.17.2006 8:06 PM PDT

PC gamer Computer Gamers Join both if you play PC games!

Marine: Damn right, I'm running away! There's two of us, alone, on foot, no weapons, and four hundred Covies on the other side of that hill. What are you going to do, tough guy--field-rig a railgun out of a rubber band and my dental fillings?

Spartan (speculatively): You have fillings...?

Have you guys seen the one where the pad acts like a pin ball table you see this drop of water bouncing everywhere and then you think............................and think.......



*shivers*

  • 07.17.2006 8:06 PM PDT

Posted by: phish92129
You know, the better I get to know the Flood, the more sure I am that Gamerz is a FBI agent.
Posted by: MarinesPosted by: JesusismyHomey
HAWT!?
I would love to see gamerz in her swimsuit <.<
TFSO
GP.GG.

Posted by: captain amazing
Have you guys seen the one where the pad acts like a pin ball table you see this drop of water bouncing everywhere and then you think............................and think.......



*shivers*

I dont wear pads anymore.......*stops being open so I wont go any further into why*

  • 07.17.2006 8:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: gamerzgirl
Posted by: captain amazing
Have you guys seen the one where the pad acts like a pin ball table you see this drop of water bouncing everywhere and then you think............................and think.......



*shivers*

I dont wear pads anymore.......*stops being open so I wont go any further into why*


I'm pretty sure I know why... trust me, my ex was too open... as in, she told me way to much about stuff I didn't want or need to know.

[Edited on 7/17/2006]

  • 07.17.2006 8:08 PM PDT

I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away.

Posted by: cortana 5
Posted by: gamerzgirl
Posted by: cortana 5
Posted by: gamerzgirl
....got mine at the same age, because guys need to mature faster!
grr!

Accually I was 10 or 11.

....mine was at 11....and 3/4.....

Wow. Odd...

Please..no one wants or needs to know this.

  • 07.17.2006 8:08 PM PDT

There's only one kind of metal, and it's black.

Posted by: King Picollo
Beer = win

Posted by: gamerzgirl
Posted by: A Broken Home
Posted by: gamerzgirl
Omg I remember my first time....I had no clue what it was....and my dad asked me,. and I was confused,...didnt know how to use a pad or anything....it was funny...it was at a family reunion...about 2 years ago......and cortana...I know how you feel......got mine at the same age, because guys need to mature faster!
grr!


What the hell do we get when we mature faster in nature talk? What do we get gamerz! What do we get! *shakes her around* LOL

Do you really want me to tell you that?
Because I can.....


A little somethin' I learned when I was old enough to say -blam!-: Girls always win. Deal with it. Don't argue. ;)

  • 07.17.2006 8:08 PM PDT

PC gamer Computer Gamers Join both if you play PC games!

Marine: Damn right, I'm running away! There's two of us, alone, on foot, no weapons, and four hundred Covies on the other side of that hill. What are you going to do, tough guy--field-rig a railgun out of a rubber band and my dental fillings?

Spartan (speculatively): You have fillings...?

Posted by: gamerzgirl
[quote]Posted by: captain amazing
Have you guys seen the one where the pad acts like a pin ball table you see this drop of water bouncing everywhere and then you think............................and think.......



*shivers*

[quote] I dont wear pads anymore.......*stops being open so I wont go any further into why*[/quote*]

*The captain wonders why*



Perhaps a leak!!!!!!!!!!!!


DUHN DUHN DUNNNNNN

[Edited on 7/17/2006]

  • 07.17.2006 8:09 PM PDT
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Two questions:

1) Why is this thread getting so may replies, so fast?

2) cortana and gamerz, why must you share these... interesting life tales with us? Even nerdy forum goers have their limits as to what they don't want to hear.

  • 07.17.2006 8:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Ada Astra
gruntfarmer is a cheeseburger.

Eight out of every six people are Chinese.

this is so wierd.......guys have it tough to though.....

  • 07.17.2006 8:09 PM PDT

*I sense a disturbance in the forum*
Jaws on Zanzibar?
Sniper 's Ed 101
my myspace
teh explosion
purchase a leaf blower at any Sears store
After kim saying pc gamers are more mature:
Posted by:ImSpartacus
we r?

I mature fast. I think it's gross, but I get over it.

One time I had to buy pads for my gf, thank god I am a sprinter. I ran in, knocked a cart over carrying ketchup, picked it up, grabbed the pads, ran to the counter, beating a guy in a scooter, I hopped over the "wet floor" sign (I got hops) and I paid for it, the guy understood (thank god it was a guy cashier, I would of had a convo with a girl cashier explaining every damn -blam!- detail) so I paid for it and left.

took me <3 mins.

Posted by: gruntfarmer
this is so wierd.......guys have it tough to though.....


that is true. jeez i hate nrb (pm me for the meaning of nrb) it's embarrassing. ha ha reminds me of a carlos mencia show, where he gives women sausages and have them walk around with them in their shorts.

[Edited on 7/17/2006]

  • 07.17.2006 8:09 PM PDT

Posted by: phish92129
You know, the better I get to know the Flood, the more sure I am that Gamerz is a FBI agent.
Posted by: MarinesPosted by: JesusismyHomey
HAWT!?
I would love to see gamerz in her swimsuit <.<
TFSO
GP.GG.

captain amazing...your retarded...

  • 07.17.2006 8:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Broken Home


So what do you find gross?[/quote]

The chunks of blood found in there.. I've seen it, its nasty.. but how would it feel.. Hmm.. Another tihng that creeps me out is.. Umm.. gigantic insects that can be killed but when you kill em you can feel the crunching noise go up your spine. Yikes!

I cant stand crunchy bugs. i wont step on them. and i have now seen something that has grossed me out. eczema. i cant really have a right to be grossed out cause i have it on my hands. but i seen a picture of it on the net . i dont have it as bad as that picture but it can get pretty bad. for those of you that dont know what it is, its a skin condtition that people and small children get. It cant be helped but the breakouts can be controlled. sometimes. it hard to keep mine down cause i cant take alot of stuff cause i am pregnant.

  • 07.17.2006 8:11 PM PDT