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Posted by: phish92129
You know, the better I get to know the Flood, the more sure I am that Gamerz is a FBI agent.
Posted by: MarinesPosted by: JesusismyHomey
HAWT!?
I would love to see gamerz in her swimsuit <.<
TFSO
GP.GG.

Posted by: gruntfarmer
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I thank God every day for giving me balls....

and not being a man, with a [censored]

i thought you didnt like what you had! your jealous!

I never stated that I didnt like it, I just stated that it is a burden, which it is....I mean i am glad to be a women...just our looks seem to mezmerize you guys.......

  • 07.17.2006 8:39 PM PDT

I do it for Ada

I have returned

you want to see an awkward thread Click Here

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Posted by: The Rizza
Posted by: Icabacon
We're talking about ball shots. That is definitely wierd...
Posted by: JohanStrauss
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Yeah... I was kicked there twice in the same sparring match. My cup was no match for her kicks.


Oh yeah... and the worst thing is, there is no solution to the pain! You just gotta stagger around trying to breathe until it goes away... ahh it sucks.

And definitely don't try using IcyHot. *cringes*


why would you put Icy Hot.....ewww.............if you center your Chi power you don't even feel your balls being kicked.


My friend did it for a bet... He was screaming his lungs out as soon as the " Hot" kicked in...

  • 07.17.2006 8:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: gamerzgirl
Posted by: gruntfarmer
Posted by: gamerzgirl
Posted by: g english
I thank God every day for giving me balls....

and not being a man, with a [censored]

i thought you didnt like what you had! your jealous!

I never stated that I didnt like it, I just stated that it is a burden, which it is....I mean i am glad to be a women...just our looks seem to mezmerize you guys.......


not your looks but just 3 Specific parts of your body.

  • 07.17.2006 8:40 PM PDT
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Someone new posts about every 3 seconds... And after 7 pages it is still disturbing...

  • 07.17.2006 8:40 PM PDT
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"The tongue, like a sharp knife, kills without drawing blood."
Siddhartha Guatama

but he loves being tied to the ceiling fan. j/k guys. it would break then i would have to buy a new ceiling fan . j/k again. i dont abuse my child i really dont i love him very much.

  • 07.17.2006 8:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: pika ownage
does anyone else find it disturbing that this thread went to page 6?

[Edited on 7/17/2006]

I found it more disturbing that you had to edit that because in the time it took you to create the post, it had already grown to page 6.

  • 07.17.2006 8:41 PM PDT

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I have returned

2 people post every second at his rate it will be the most popular thread until it gets locked

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Some quick (made up) facts about getting kicked in your nuts. Are they facts if I stated that I made them up? Anyway:

*old black and white movie thing*

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Getting kicked in your nuts is the 4th known killer of men following:
1. Soap operas
2. Bullets
3. The Mafia

The pain creeps up to the stomach, and eventually, the lungs. This causes men to be unable to breathe at times. Most men commit suicide if they cannot take the pain, as there is no cure or prevention.

Sadly, 97% of the victims do not expect to get kicked (or harmed in any other way) in the nuts. Most injuries are caused when men:

:Try to grind a pipe and land incorrectly:
:Anger a member of the opposite sex:
:Tease vicious dogs:

Please, don't kick us in the nuts.

It hurts alot.

{END FILM}

wtf!?

  • 07.17.2006 8:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Icabacon

My friend did it for a bet... He was screaming his lungs out as soon as the " Hot" kicked in...


Rarely have I ever laughed so hard =)

  • 07.17.2006 8:42 PM PDT

Posted by: Ada Astra
gruntfarmer is a cheeseburger.

Eight out of every six people are Chinese.

Posted by: gamerzgirl
Posted by: gruntfarmer
Posted by: gamerzgirl
Posted by: g english
I thank God every day for giving me balls....

and not being a man, with a [censored]

i thought you didnt like what you had! your jealous!

I never stated that I didnt like it, I just stated that it is a burden, which it is....I mean i am glad to be a women...just our looks seem to mezmerize you guys.......

we cant help it!

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I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!

ZOMG!!!111!!!one!

7hi5 i5 t3h L0KZ0RZ!!11!

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Posted by: JohanStrauss
Posted by: Icabacon

My friend did it for a bet... He was screaming his lungs out as soon as the " Hot" kicked in...


Rarely have I ever laughed so hard =)


After that bet I lost a friend... I guess we should have told him what IcyHot does before he... well... use your imagination...

  • 07.17.2006 8:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: JohanStrauss
Posted by: Icabacon

My friend did it for a bet... He was screaming his lungs out as soon as the " Hot" kicked in...


Rarely have I ever laughed so hard =)


It makes every one laugh. But you've never had ice shoved down your pants

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Posted by: gruntfarmer
Posted by: gamerzgirl
Posted by: gruntfarmer
Posted by: gamerzgirl
Posted by: g english
I thank God every day for giving me balls....

and not being a man, with a [censored]

i thought you didnt like what you had! your jealous!

I never stated that I didnt like it, I just stated that it is a burden, which it is....I mean i am glad to be a women...just our looks seem to mezmerize you guys.......

we cant help it!

Exactly! It's just natural... seriously, we really cannot help it... unless you were raised as a monk and never had female contact... rare exception =P

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Don't get Ben-blam!- on your balls...

  • 07.17.2006 8:45 PM PDT

Posted by: phish92129
You know, the better I get to know the Flood, the more sure I am that Gamerz is a FBI agent.
Posted by: MarinesPosted by: JesusismyHomey
HAWT!?
I would love to see gamerz in her swimsuit <.<
TFSO
GP.GG.

so you guys would care about the 3 things, that someone said...and not like there looks? that is weird, so if you got the most ugliest girl on earth, but had a nice *post 3 specific parts here*

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Posted by: big team basher
Posted by: JohanStrauss
Posted by: Icabacon

My friend did it for a bet... He was screaming his lungs out as soon as the " Hot" kicked in...


Rarely have I ever laughed so hard =)


It makes every one laugh. But you've never had ice shoved down your pants


I think I get the picture... *gets so cold it really hurts*

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Posted by: gamerzgirl
so you guys would care about the 3 things, that someone said...and not like there looks? that is weird, so if you got the most ugliest girl on earth, but had a nice *post 3 specific parts here*


Yup. The Flood is that perverted...

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Posted by: gamerzgirl
so you guys would care about the 3 things, that someone said...and not like there looks? that is weird, so if you got the most ugliest girl on earth, but had a nice *post 3 specific parts here*

No no no, not at all! Well rounded is just a bonus to the actual person, everything about them.

  • 07.17.2006 8:47 PM PDT
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quote me and you get a cookie.

When is this going to get locked? I'm paranoid....

  • 07.17.2006 8:47 PM PDT

Posted by: Ada Astra
gruntfarmer is a cheeseburger.

Eight out of every six people are Chinese.

Posted by: gamerzgirl
so you guys would care about the 3 things, that someone said...and not like there looks? that is weird, so if you got the most ugliest girl on earth, but had a nice *post 3 specific parts here*

i actually care about personality......but what do i know?!

  • 07.17.2006 8:47 PM PDT

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Yeah PS I posted about the three parts. I'm not that way though unlike most people.

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Posted by: gamerzgirl
so you guys would care about the 3 things, that someone said...and not like there looks? that is weird, so if you got the most ugliest girl on earth, but had a nice *post 3 specific parts here*

1) Not all guys think that way.

2) Depends how ugly...

  • 07.17.2006 8:47 PM PDT