- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Some quick (made up) facts about getting kicked in your nuts. Are they facts if I stated that I made them up? Anyway:
*old black and white movie thing*
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Getting kicked in your nuts is the 4th known killer of men following:
1. Soap operas
2. Bullets
3. The Mafia
The pain creeps up to the stomach, and eventually, the lungs. This causes men to be unable to breathe at times. Most men commit suicide if they cannot take the pain, as there is no cure or prevention.
Sadly, 97% of the victims do not expect to get kicked (or harmed in any other way) in the nuts. Most injuries are caused when men:
:Try to grind a pipe and land incorrectly:
:Anger a member of the opposite sex:
:Tease vicious dogs:
Please, don't kick us in the nuts.
It hurts alot.
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wtf!?