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Subject: JESUS VS CHIEF WHO WOULD WIN
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  • 07.19.2006 12:24 PM PDT
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Seriously, don't take me seriously.

Underground Pleasure - aren't you a bit curious?

Your mom.

  • 07.19.2006 12:24 PM PDT
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this is in no relation to halo 3 it should go to the flood forum, but MC would pwn Jesus too

  • 07.19.2006 12:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: athenian117
We all know jesus and master chief can pawn anyone but what about each other? post ur thoughts below.
I think you mean Pwn not pawn.

  • 07.19.2006 12:25 PM PDT

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Teach a man religion, and he will starve to death praying for a fish.

I bet Satan would come out, kill Jesus, and MC would throw a sticky into Satan's face. Once it explodes, MC jumps on Satan and cuts his head off with a letter opener. Then Jesus comes back and MC breaks his neck.

  • 07.19.2006 12:27 PM PDT
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Jesus

  • 07.19.2006 12:27 PM PDT
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Can you say "wrong forum"

  • 07.19.2006 12:28 PM PDT
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Agnostics believe that it is impossible to determine whether there is or is not a God, therefore assuring they'll still make it to heaven when they die because they didn't doubt god, yet still "win" religion debates on forums by angsty teens who listen to ska.
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t3h mast3r ch13f would t0t4lly pwn je5us!!!??!!!??? ZOMGs

  • 07.19.2006 12:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: athenian117
We all know jesus and master chief can pawn anyone but what about each other? Do you think jesus will be in halo 3? Post ur thoughts below.


*walks up to athenian117 . . . . SMACK*

you sir are an idiot.

  • 07.19.2006 12:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: SweetTRIX
Posted by: athenian117
We all know jesus and master chief can pawn anyone but what about each other? Do you think jesus will be in halo 3? Post ur thoughts below.


*walks up to athenian117 . . . . SMACK*

you sir are an idiot.

lol

  • 07.19.2006 12:34 PM PDT
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Jesus....he has magical powers while MC is only super human

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to the topic creator...why would jesus be in Halo 3???? You sir are the dumbest person i've ever not seen.

  • 07.19.2006 12:39 PM PDT
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well, Jesus isn't really a fighter but at the same time he can't be permanently killed so in terms of combat it'd be a draw but on a mental standpoint Jesus would probably be able to convince the Chief to not fight him... wow, all this for a hypothetical fight...

  • 07.19.2006 12:40 PM PDT
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I don't know, they've both shown that they can respawn, but I'd have to say Jesus because he'd smite him with hemmorhoids.

  • 07.19.2006 12:41 PM PDT
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well who's to say that MC isn't jesus...i mean the second coming of jesus is supposed to be the end of the world and they're both here to save us from our sins (flood)

  • 07.19.2006 12:41 PM PDT

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Oh and the Empire would totally crush the Imperium...I mean come on Vader has a theme song! Does the Emperor have one?!? I think not!

slaps him again

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  • 07.19.2006 12:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: disturbedZealot
well who's to say that MC isn't jesus...i mean the second coming of jesus is supposed to be the end of the world and they're both here to save us from our sins (flood)


I think Jesus would know if he was himself, and I doubt he'd hide it in any way shape or form. MC has not healed anyone, nor has he comitted any miracles. He also didn't descend from the sky with a flaming sword (physical or metaphorical).

  • 07.19.2006 12:47 PM PDT