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Subject: Master Chief One Liners for Halo 3

What the hell are you looking at?

As we all know, the MC is the king of bad one-liners...

"Halo... It's finished..."
"No, I think we're just getting started..."


"Mind telling me what you're doing me on board that ship, Master Chief?"
"Sir, finishing this fight..."


"Sir, permission to leave the ship...."
"For what purpose Master Chief?"
"To give the Covenant back their bomb..."

"Just one question - what if you miss?"
"I won't."

These are just a few of the terrible one liners that the MC has come up with so far - what do you reckon we'll hear him saying in Halo 3?


At some point to Cortana - "Here's looking at you kid..."

After stopping the prophet activating the arc - "You ain't starting but two things, Jack and Shít, and Jack left town."

As the MC walks out of some sort of dropship crash: "You OKthere Master Chief?"
"Yes Sir. Shaken, but not stirred..."

Your ideas?


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  • 07.21.2006 1:55 AM PDT

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MC at the end of Halo3 - "I'll be back."

Johnson at any time - "Show me the money!"


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  • 07.21.2006 2:03 AM PDT
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I think most of those ideas are ace. A little off topic but i think MC should talk a little bit more in general, like in the books if yav read em.

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master chief in the e3 trailer: "i just crapped myself"

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Master Chief and Sergeant Johnson are the last survivors in a last stand against a massive Covenant/Human/Flood battle.......

Sarge: "Damn, I'm all out!"
Master Chief: "You need a weapon!"

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master chief anytime in the game: (stops and looks down, short pause) i miss captain keyes....

master chief anytime in the game: .....what the HELL am i doing?! screw this

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goin off what he just posted

Sarge: "Damn, I'm all out!"
MC: "well hit em with ur gun!"

or

Sarge: "Damn, I'm all out!"
MC: "take mine, i dont need a gun"

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MC to Johnson shortly after activating the arc:

This is it, Hold me.

Rofl... sorry had to get that out....

Marine who just saw his first flood (infection form)to MC: What the Hell was that?

MC: That, MC replies, Was nothing.

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Okay, i'm all for more dialogue for the MC, especially some hilarious stuff, it could be awsome, but he still has to drive the story so there has to be serious stuff there as well.

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  • 07.21.2006 3:02 AM PDT

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An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

Chief and Marine

*massive waves of Flood approaching*

Marine: What are we to do!!?

Chief: What do you mean we?

*Marine looks toward the Flood*

*Chief runs off*

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MC is getting ready for battle and is holding a Battle Rifle. Johnson comes up and holds out a captured plasma pistol:

MC: "Nope. That's for noobs. Where's my BFG?"

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We've been here since you left.
We left before you came.

"I can see my house from here"

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*headshot with sniper*
"Booya!"

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MC "I'll have the extra large happy meal, with the free nuke that I'm going to shove up your ass."

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Posted by: flabbergoose
I think most of those ideas are ace. A little off topic but i think MC should talk a little bit more in general, like in the books if yav read em.


You know what, I was thinking exactly the same thing only yesterday while revisiting Halo 2. He really doesn't talk enough.

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"What is the meaning of li...Covenant Inbound!"

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Actions speak louder than words, but yes I also think MC should talk a bit more, maybe discuss his addiction to Doncaster rovers with Sgt Johnson.

  • 07.21.2006 3:51 AM PDT

Go to your room!


...Well I'm glad that worked, because those would have been terrible last words.

Marine - It's just, of late, in the barracks...I've been having these new...feelings and I th-

MC - No! Stop! Why does everyone always come out to me?!

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Cortana: OK Chief, just follow this yellow brick road all they way to the hangar...

Chief: They don't call me Tin Man for nothin, baby!

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Marine: Chief, a letter from Truth!

Chief: It says he surrenders.

Marine: How do you know he's not lying?...o....yaaaaaa

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To Arbiter
"The Ark ain't big enough for the two of us."

Truth: "What is it you seek, demon?"
MC: "An end."


---you know what, the OP just made me re-realize just how much influence Halo has from Westerns. And thinking again about this, does not a tumble weed roll past the screen as the chief aproaches in the trailer? How about some of the subtitles like "Gun pointed at the head of the universe" i think was one. There is definitely more, but the overly cheesy one liners definitely line up well with the old John Wayne westerns at least.

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The angle of my dangle equals the beat of my meat!

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MC: Johnson! Got any papers?

Johnson: You know I only smoke blunts when were falling threw the atmosphere!

MC: I need a paper!

Johnson: Back in my day all we had was a match and a leaf...and we had to share the leaf.

MC: Johnson your really pissin me off dude, I know you rolled one for the trip down

Johnson: Got that right boy, and I spark it when the pod drops.

MC: Johnso...

Cortona: That is another Halo.

Johnson: Caugh...sorry MC, cant open the door and break the seal now.

ODST: Damn, why cant I ever drop with Johnson?

Johnson: Stow it and toke it marine!!!



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