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Subject: Master Chief One Liners for Halo 3
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*Massive armada of Covenant ships are flying towards the "ark" *

*A marine walks up to Master Chief*

Marine: Master Chief looks like you gotta get down there and finish this fight.
Master Chief:...Yeah but how that is a awful steep drop down 2 miles I am not sure my armor could take it.

Marine: Well I will let you to decide on how to get down there don't take to long or else I will decide for you.

*Marine starts walking away, Master Chief turns*

Master Chief: Well you could always fly me down there in a pelican.
Marine: Master Chief you mind if I show you something.

*Both walk to the end of the cliff*

Marine: Now your telling me your afraid of falling to your death from this cliff edge?
Master Chief: Yes it is to high for my armor.
Marine: Alright be a little girl I will sasve Humanity then.

*Marine pushs the Master Chief*

Master Chief: Nooooooooooooooo!!!

*Master Chief hits the ground and is motionless*

Marine: Wow maybe it was to high.....NA!

  • 07.21.2006 5:00 AM PDT
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Sgt Johnson, interigating Elite.
SJ: You ain't going nowhere sunshine.
Elt: Wort, Wort, wort.
SJ: Just show me, show me the money!
Elt: AAaaggrrhhh...
SJ: Oh, we got tough guy here, ah.
Elt: Wort.
SJ: I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass...

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MC one liners:

"Come get some!"
"Stand down, or i'll no scope your ass."
"Get out of here, i'll hold them back."
"Time to take care of busniss."

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"Are you happy now?"

Seems like something Master Chief would say after blowing something up.

Marine - "Smeared him right across the sidewalk!"

Sorry, I said that the other day.

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"I'm like CuriousTurtle. Big, burly, and unbeatable..."

"Yeah, well... your brain has the shell on it... Shut up, Richard!"

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As MC lays at an Elite's feet dying:
"Oh my god, I can't believe you used the sword, you noob!!"

After killing a hunter:
"BXR Beotch!!! Get raped!!!"

  • 07.21.2006 8:16 AM PDT

MC and platoon running out into battle.

MC: "Johnson, you've got point! Roberts, you're about to get shot. Stackhouse, you've got host. I'm gonna walk around in a circle!"

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[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

MC one-liners:

"We're taking the fight to the Covenant."

"I want your weapon."

"Cortana, where for art thou Cortana?"

"I made a promise."

"Time to send your Mind to the Grave."
(To Gravemind)

"I better say something here because I never talk during battle."


Sgt. Johnson:

"The word Grunt is rhyming slang, Huh-ha!"

"Stick this in your mandibles and smoke it."

"Bet you alien suckers never got laid...that's why you take it out on us! Eat it!"


Joint:

Sgt Johnson: "Master Chief: Requesting permission to shake the lightbulb?"

Master Chief: "Granted"

Master Chief: "Got Skulls?"

Sgt. Johnson: "I Envy your Birthday Parties, so I'll send some Assassins to create a min-Thunderstorm, causing Famine. I mean hell Chief, I Would Have Been Your Daddy, but I'm not that Blind, besides she'll be a Ghost now - woah! Stop, don't give me a Black Eye, I'm sorry, I didn't quite Catch that, You always sound like you're Sputnik, way up there made of Iron in space where i can't hear you during Campaign. How Mythical is that Chief? Hey don't get Angry at me! That's Just...well...Wrong."


;)

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Posted by: SonicJohn
Sgt. Johnson: "1)I Envy your Birthday Parties, so I'll send some Assassins to create a min-Thunderstorm, causing Famine. 2)I mean hell Chief, I Would Have Been Your Daddy, but I'm not that Blind, besides she'll be a Ghost now - woah! 3)Stop, don't give me a Black Eye, I'm sorry, I didn't quite Catch that, You always sound like you're Sputnik, way up there made of Iron in space where i can't hear you during Campaign. 4)How Mythical is that Chief? 5)Hey don't get Angry at me! 6)That's Just...well...Wrong."


;)



^clearly not a one-liner^

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Well, the title is for Master Chief one liners...nobody said anythign about Sgt. Johnson one liners...My way around the system.

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MC one liners:
I'll kill you.
I'll see you in hell.
Damn, I'm smooth.
I'm a pimp, -blam!-.
Little b4s7ard.
Nuke it.
mc snipes a sniper:"Get down, -blam!-."

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Posted by: SonicJohn
Well, the title is for Master Chief one liners...nobody said anythign about Sgt. Johnson one liners...My way around the system.


congratulations, you're 100% off topic. way to ruin the thread, buttknocker.

  • 07.21.2006 8:29 AM PDT

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Acutally, no, because there were more people before me using Johnson liners, and besides, i already made one liners for Master Chief...no harm in making a simple joke, is there? So calm yourself, just because you're one of the people against the Skulls....

And i'm sorry, but you're terrible at insults...

  • 07.21.2006 8:32 AM PDT
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Master Chief when he first see's the Ark: Oh my f**king god, what the f**k is that?!?

[Edited on 7/21/2006]

  • 07.21.2006 8:33 AM PDT
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what the hell are "people against the Skulls"? I don't want to be involved in your pedophilic gang war, pal.

  • 07.21.2006 8:34 AM PDT

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Apology accepted...I shall say no more...

  • 07.21.2006 8:35 AM PDT
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Just to let you all know.

The Chief has been in the UNSC scince he was 6, he is military straight to the bone, I doubt the poor guy has even watched TV scince he was kidnapped.

Johnson, and whatever, joined the UNSC at the legal age, meaning that they've had their taste of freedom.

The point is, the cheif hasn't ever heard any witty comments to build upon.

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Posted by: Pokeh
Just to let you all know.

The Chief has been in the UNSC scince he was 6, he is military straight to the bone, I doubt the poor guy has even watched TV scince he was kidnapped.

Johnson, and whatever, joined the UNSC at the legal age, meaning that they've had their taste of freedom.

The point is, the cheif hasn't ever heard any witty comments to build upon.


well, apparently he learned english by watching Arnold Swarzenegger movies.

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Marine: And Stay Down!!
MC: Do I owe you Money??

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there should some more comedy than their is but with out killing the story and the drama part of it.

  • 07.21.2006 9:10 AM PDT

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