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Subject: A KP for Sketchfactor?
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I think we will all agree since KP got the job, the website has been that much beter. More posts, more Bungie interaction. So I am thinking, Sketch needs a cabin boy, too. It owuld be twice the interaction by bungie employees, keep more users interested in the community, and sketch could focus better one whatever it is he is focusing on.

  • 07.21.2006 5:38 AM PDT
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If we get Sketchfactor a cabinboy, Achronos will need one too. I volunteer.

  • 07.21.2006 5:42 AM PDT

ME ME ME!!1

It would be great to see more gallery pictures or avatars *cough*check7themes*cough*, but it really wouldn't be needed right now.

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Well as much as (imo) we need some official Bungie support for this particular forum, I dunno.

I heard, from an anonymous (but well known) source, that Sketch does a lot of PR work now. Since a cabin boy is pretty much a personal assistant (no offense KP) the ammount of work he/she would actually be doing on the forums would be unknown. Yes he/she could of course be accepting new avatars, new themes, making new contests, and stuff like that, but he/she just as easily might not do so.

That's just my opinion though.

I do think this is a step in the right direction though.

[Edited on 7/21/2006]

  • 07.21.2006 5:49 AM PDT

KP is the one and only Cabinboy, there shall be no other.

  • 07.21.2006 5:49 AM PDT
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FIne, how about a "Community boy", or "Todd Flanders"

  • 07.21.2006 5:50 AM PDT
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I never see Sketchfactor post anymore.....I assume he's just too busy. Achronos actually shows up from the shadows, mostly to answer a question pertaining to the website, but he's rarely seen as well.

Sure I know they are bungie employees and have important things to do, but this site needs some "divine intervention."

KPaul is simply amazing- he's everywhere. He even takes some time to moderate, but mostly does the PR work, as said earlier. I could imagine how full his plate is; maybe another Cabin Boy could ease some of that stress.

Not to mention Achronos needs his sandwiches. Seeing as how Frankie has KPaul on a 20 ft. retractable leash, I doubt he can make it to the door to get them.

  • 07.21.2006 5:53 AM PDT
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Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

Sketchfactor hasn't logged on since he pmed the new mods. And before that, it was sometime around the Halo 3 trailer.

  • 07.21.2006 5:57 AM PDT
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Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

Yeah, where are all the B.net online guys, or the B.net guys in general. You'd figure they'd frequent a website that constantly praised them.

Anyway, as we have been saying, members need to step up and become more active and supportive, but i think maybe Bungie could pitch in a little.

  • 07.21.2006 6:03 AM PDT
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Skip Weasel for Cabin Boy !

LoL, but seriously, this site is being run pretty well. Though some changes could help, there would need to be someone qualified for the position. As much as I would love to fetch Achronos a cup of coffee I'm sadly not in a position to relay stories to the masses. I'm not sure how KPaul gets his stories........maybe he's psychic.

But if Sketch or Achronos needs someone to wash their car, make their lunch, make their dinner, or read them a bedtime story- look no further.

  • 07.21.2006 6:11 AM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
I just had a horrible thought....

Has anyone seen Skip lately? Skip Weasel?

Oh dear gawd NO!

I know, I know.... but anyone who can offer an idea like a "pregnant sentinel" should be watched.... closely and carefully.

Because just look what happened. He suggests pregnant sentinels and what do we see later? That's right... enforcers. Coincidence? I am too frightened to contemplate.

I asked Marty about Skip a couple of years ago, and I think he said he'd moved on to EA. I'm guessing he wouldn't stand out much there.

In any case, the point is moot, as Frankie is Sketch's cabin boy.

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well, I am at least glad to have your input, Reiginko, but I do think something/someone new is deserved.

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Posted by: Reiginko

In any case, the point is moot, as Frankie is Sketch's cabin boy.


No it's not. It just mean's we need a cabin boy of the cabin boy for the cabin boy.

I think that's right. :/

  • 07.21.2006 6:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: Reiginko


In any case, the point is moot, as Frankie is Sketch's cabin boy.


The Community Guy has the Content Monkey on a leash???? Blasphemy !!!

Does Sketch have the Ultimate power on the Website, or is it Achronos? I remember the Overlord telling me has was one of two primary programmers for this place.......

I wonder what Sketch is doing right as we speak.......

  • 07.21.2006 6:21 AM PDT
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From my understanding Sketch is head of the community portion. He used to be (a long time ago in a land far far away) the one making front page updates.

Achronos and the drunk gorilla (aka Webmaster) are in charge of making sure the website itself runs smoothly.

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  • 07.21.2006 6:25 AM PDT

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Achronos and the druken gorilla (aka Webmaster) are in charge of making sure the website itself runs smoothly.
Incorrect. This website would be able to run very smoothly without them. The problem is, the Webmaster screws everything up in the server closet during a drunken stupor and Achronos is here to fix it all. They can't get rid of the Webmaster, since alcoholism is a disability...

Edit: Hehe, jerk. I'm normally pretty dumb on Fridays... Don't even make a comment about that!

EditEdit: I give up...

[Edited on 7/21/2006]

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Posted by: HipHopAnonymus
Achronos and the druken gorilla (aka Webmaster) are in charge of making sure the website itself runs smoothly.
Incorrect. This website would be able to run very smoothly withouth them. The problem is, the Webmaster screws everything up in the server closet during a drunken stooper and Achronos is here to fix it all. They can't get rid of the Webmaster, since alcoholism is a disability...


I failed again! LEAVE ME ALONE! I just want to help....but I am glad I'm not the only one with 1337 typo skills...

[Edited on 7/21/2006]

  • 07.21.2006 6:33 AM PDT
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Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
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But isn't

"Is a Gorrila"

an acceptable reason to give the old pink slip?

  • 07.21.2006 6:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: dmbfan09
Posted by: HipHopAnonymus
Achronos and the druken gorilla (aka Webmaster) are in charge of making sure the website itself runs smoothly.
Incorrect. This website would be able to run very smoothly without them. The problem is, the Webmaster screws everything up in the server closet during a drunken stupor and Achronos is here to fix it all. They can't get rid of the Webmaster, since alcoholism is a disability...

Edit: Hehe, jerk. I'm normally pretty dumb on Fridays... Don't even make a comment about that!

EditEdit: I give up...


Oh no ! He has been taken over !!!11 We lost him......

So this webmaster........who is he? I've heard about him a bit, does he have an account? Or does he simply get drunk and have Achronos and Sketch argue about what sandwiches KPaul is to be bringing?

[Edited on 7/21/2006]

  • 07.21.2006 7:03 AM PDT

You are missing out Iceman, the Webmaster has one of the best stuff on this website.

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Posted by: dmbfan09
You are missing out Iceman, the Webmaster has one of the best stuff on this website.


LoL, thanks man !

This was the best response (when asked if he could be fired):

I’m unfireable. I have tenure. There’s some rumbling in the academic watering holes that Bungie automatically gives tenure to gorillas, but the fact is, I earned it. Unlike the lofty aeries of University life, tenure here can be earned by doing one armed push-ups, or by slamming one’s man-parts in a refrigerator door. I am not saying which of these I did, but I would just like to thank providence for the cooling effects of spilled yoghurt drinks.


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Posted by: dmbfan09
You are missing out Iceman, the Webmaster has one of the best stuff on this website.

Indeed, many people are unaware of our "beloved" We bmaster.


They are that word I can't say because you'll ban me and direct me at your rant.

  • 07.21.2006 7:17 AM PDT

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