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Subject: If Bungie wanted to hire a new Webmaster, would you take the job?
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Poll: If Bungie wanted to hire a new Webmaster, would you take the job?  [closed]
Yes:  64%
(9 Votes)
No:  36%
(5 Votes)
Total Votes: 14

Requirements: Must be williing to savagely scrutinize unsuspecting internet explorers, Must be able to type while wearing a full body monkey suit, Must dissapear for months at a time to go "pee", Must suply own cooling yogurt beverages.

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[Edited on 7/21/2006]

  • 07.21.2006 5:43 PM PDT
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I have no website related skills, but sure, I think I can get drunk and wear a yellow hat.

  • 07.21.2006 5:49 PM PDT
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The Webmaster drinks because he is unwanted and unloved.

He also drinks to mask his own smell. I would not want that job. And specifically, the desk itself. Ew.

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  • 07.21.2006 5:49 PM PDT
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My liver just couldn't take it.

  • 07.21.2006 5:54 PM PDT

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  • 07.21.2006 5:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ad_Hominum
The Webmaster drinks because he is unwanted and unloved.

He also drinks to mask his own smell. I would not want that job. And specifically, the desk itself. Ew.


Now, why would you say that the Webmaster is unloved? I love him for...wait...ummm...I'll get back to you on that one.

  • 07.21.2006 5:54 PM PDT
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  • 07.21.2006 5:55 PM PDT
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Getting drunk and playing dress up has been my life long dream. There's no doubt in my mind I would take the job.

  • 07.21.2006 5:57 PM PDT
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Yes, I will.

  • 07.21.2006 6:11 PM PDT

I would, but for some reason, I have a feeling the current Webmaster won't be retiring any time soon.

  • 07.21.2006 6:25 PM PDT

Skillet was here and referred to himself in the third person.

If I knew enough about Website design and management, had the qualifications and Bungie actually asked me to do it...yeah, I would take the job in a heartbeat.

  • 07.21.2006 6:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Skillet98
If I knew enough about Website design and management, had the qualifications and Bungie actually asked me to do it...yeah, I would take the job in a heartbeat.

The only qualifications you need to be Webmaster are to be able to drink large quantities of alcoholic beverages, be willing to take long vacations, and the willingness to wear a gorilla suit.

  • 07.21.2006 6:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Skillet98
If I knew enough about Website design and management, had the qualifications and Bungie actually asked me to do it...yeah, I would take the job in a heartbeat.
You don't really need to know web design, just know how to skrew things up so Achronos can spend his time fixing it.

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I soo want to be the Gorilla Man of Bungie!!!

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
I like the hours, the vacation plan, the (obvious) expense account for alcohol, and the apparent lack of real job skills.

Sign me up.


lol. The job would drive me crazy. No thanks.

  • 07.21.2006 6:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twinkie
I would, but for some reason, I have a feeling the current Webmaster won't be retiring any time soon.


We always have alcohal poisoning to look forward to. And who knows, maybe if someone enters him in AA he'll be bored of having to do his work sober and quit.

  • 07.21.2006 7:05 PM PDT
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  • 07.21.2006 7:21 PM PDT
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I guess. You make money, save time (since I have a laptop), meet friends and enemies, and be feared by. Heck I'd take a forum ninja If I would.

  • 07.21.2006 7:29 PM PDT