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Subject: What Miniature Covenant Would You Have for a Pet?

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

And what would you do with it (if they could be miniature...)?

I'd want a Jackal, and I'd name it Vex. I'd teach it to sit, lay down, roll over, and fetch the paper. And when I tell it to speak, it will say a swear. I wouldn't enslave it, though... just treat it like a dog... "Bad Jackal!" <SLAP!!!> ... I just think they're cool.... uglier than a pile of -blam!-, yes, but still cool. I'd also teach it to act like a person (speak a language (preferably English, since thats what I speak), exhibit human emotions, and write), but I'd warp it into a paranoid nutcase, since they're so jerky and birdlike in their motions (having a paranoid personality would fit its jerky rapidness).

I would've gone with a Grunt... but I don't want to have to spend money on food AND supercooled methane gas....

  • 05.18.2004 7:08 PM PDT
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I'd go with a grunt. They're most definitely worth the super-cooled methane gas. Actually, all you would need is a freezer... ;)

  • 05.18.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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Yeh, definetly a grunt! they are cute, make cool noises, and talk in english!

  • 05.18.2004 7:37 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

A midget-hunter would be cool,... if tamed, I'd teach it to lift heavy stuff...

And you'd have to buy the methane... unless you're a farmer, then you can just use cow -blam!- fumes (or, I suppose you can fart into a bottle to trap it, then freeze it).

Sorry for the vulgarness of this post.

  • 05.18.2004 7:40 PM PDT
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Hloy crap id want a grunt. it could kick my enimies in the balls and wouldn't die in my room cuz i got plenty of methane shooting out my ass

  • 05.18.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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I want a miniature prophet! They look fairly intellignt, so I'd make him do my homework while i'll play halo! And he could use his psychic abilities to bring food to me with his mind, and maybe even build me one of their floaty chairs :D Ya, that'd kick ass.

  • 05.18.2004 7:45 PM PDT
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Definitly an elite, cause then i could melee him in the back of the head whenever i wanted and hed go "wort wort wort mother -blam!-" and itd be so funny!

  • 05.18.2004 8:50 PM PDT
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i would choose the engineer. that thing can fix or build anything. have him make me lots of xboxes and wireless networking in my house HELL YA!!

  • 05.18.2004 8:52 PM PDT

I'd get a pet Prophet to write up all of my posts at the Underground at night. That way, I could keep up with the forums at all times. ;-)

  • 05.18.2004 8:54 PM PDT

bah

Definitely go with the mini Grunt. Let's face it, girls like Grunts, they think they're cute. I could take my mini Grunt with me on walks in the park. What a babe magnet! :-D

  • 05.18.2004 9:15 PM PDT
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[color=white]Grunts are already dog-like. I think they're awesome. Maybe, just maybe, they fart out methane.. so they'd also be industrious! C'mon now, an industrial pet. Just think of the possibilities! ;D[/color]

  • 05.18.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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What about miniture Flood? Im sure EVERYONE wants a miniature flood.

I want a miniature Hunter! It would chase after my dog, then she would step on it.

[Edited on 5/18/2004 9:41:09 PM]

  • 05.18.2004 9:40 PM PDT
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Elites. They've got attitude. Plus, they'd be able to fend of my dogs.

  • 05.18.2004 10:42 PM PDT
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This is so weird.

  • 05.18.2004 10:47 PM PDT
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[color=white]But you have to admit it's fun! C'mon, stosh, which would you choose?[/color]

  • 05.18.2004 10:49 PM PDT
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I would get a jackal. I would make him block the rocks that I throw at him. I would also use his shield as a sled when it snows.

  • 05.18.2004 11:10 PM PDT
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I want a Brute, he's cool, he can pick up lots of things, farley intelegent (asuming) , and all furry, that would be awesome.

  • 05.18.2004 11:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: stosh
This is so weird.


LOL.

  • 05.19.2004 12:37 AM PDT
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I would have a mini brute. WHo does not want a little, furry, massive beast to take care of? I could wrestle it but it would probably beat me everytime. hehe and he could eat my neighbor's annoying dogs!. He would be the ultimate battle companion!

  • 05.19.2004 6:47 AM PDT
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That grunt from assault on the control room (at the begining the one that screams)
that would be sweet!

  • 05.19.2004 6:50 AM PDT
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Id get a Grunt, then steal another one, and breed them. Then ill take over the world with my Grunt Army.

  • 05.19.2004 6:53 AM PDT
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can i join.....

  • 05.19.2004 6:56 AM PDT
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i cant believe know one wants a engineer. those things are the coolest.

  • 05.19.2004 7:00 AM PDT
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i would want a brute, engineer, and a grunt. Or a brenginunt! cool.

  • 05.19.2004 7:05 AM PDT
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i would have all of them and start a zoo.

  • 05.19.2004 7:09 AM PDT

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