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Subject: What are your favorite Websites, Gents?
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Here are mine:
Goatse.cx
Main article: Goatse.cx

Goatse.cx is one of the most well-known shock sites, and perhaps a leader in the genre. The image which first appears on the site, hello.jpg, shows a man stretching his -blam!- with two hands.

While that specific site was taken down by the NIC.CX authority in January 2004, Goat.cx and Hick.org/goat/ became used instead of the original location, and many mirror sites containing those famous images still exist.


-blam!-.com
-blam!-.com is a redirect to a picture (-blam!-.jpg) of a naked woman lying in a bathtub, buttocks raised, projecting a fountain of liquid from her -blam!-. The pubic region is censored with a mosaic. Before the launch of -blam!-.com, this image was featured in a rotten.com story "Fecal Japan" claiming that the subject matter is allegedly popular in Japan. The image displayed on -blam!-.com is marked as having been previously posted on http://www.consumptionjunction.com.


Lemonparty.org
Lemonparty.org contains a picture (lemonparty.jpg) of three elderly men lying on a bed naked, engaged in kissing and oral sex. The site was defunct for a number of years, but has recently been restored.


Harlequin Fetus
The many sites that have pictures of the harlequin fetus syndrome are generally not intended to be shock sites. Many internet trolls link to such pictures anyway to shock people.


Last Measure
Last Measure is a malicious shock site combining many of the shock sites listed on this page:

-blam!-
-blam!-bird
Goatse.cx's hello.jpg, a picture of a man stretching his -blam!-
Lemonparty
pillowfight.jpg, a picture of a man's genitals covered in feces
spin.gif
Loopback.jpg, from Goatse.cx, a picture of a man looping his -blam!- into his -blam!-
Christmas.jpg
pooped.jpg, a picture of a woman's face with feces on it. The picture comes from http://www.bangedup.com
rustina.jpg, depicts the wife of Rusty Foster, creator of Kuro5hin. Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked woman having sex with a black man with a large -blam!-.
eww.jpg, a picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of the people exposing his buttocks. The text "The -blam!- What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in a red circle.
freak.jpg (a picture of a naked black female body builder).

  • 10.06.2004 7:56 PM PDT
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I also like these ones:

Bakla.net first has three images of a women in a dress (ann12.jpg, ann17.jpg, and ann18.jpg). Next are three images (china2.jpg, china1.jpg, and china3.jpg) of a -blam!-ed woman wearing a black shirt and bluejeans. The final image (china3.jpg) is of the woman naked, sitting on a bed, revealing her -blam!- and breasts. "Bakla" is a Tagalog (Filipino) derogatory term for homo-blam!-, basically equivalent to "-blam!-" in English. The person shown on the page is from the Philippines.
When one is brought to Albino Black Sheep - You are An Idiot page, a Macromedia Flash movie called youare.swf is seen, which chants "You are an idiot, hahahahahahahahahahaha" over and over again, and flashes black and white smiley faces. When the user closes the browser window, the page abuses Javascript so that a flurry of moving popups with the flash are made. Attempting to close these windows, which is difficult because they are flying around on the screen, results in even more popups, sometimes causing the computer to crash or stop responding. A browser with a popup blocker prevents this.
The Pain Series is a collection of seven JPEGs, each containing a number of shocking images pasted together. It was created by Huge_Midget of the Something Awful forums, whose users commonly use it as a prank, or when someone leeches (directly shows an image without linking to the site, or asking the webmaster's permission) pictures from their websites. Each of the pain series pictures contains some combination of other shock site photos arranged in a collage. According to a WHOIS search, the site that the Pain Series was originally located at (http://www.crazyninjas.org/kittens) is due for deletion, presumably due to violating the host's agreement terms. However, the ubiquitous status of the pictures on the Something Awful forums means that there are probably many alternate locations that host the Pain Series.
Pain.jpg shows the Goatse.cx hello.jpg the -blam!-.com picture, two Harlequin Fetus pictures, other gap.zip pictures, a picture of a man eating feces from another man's -blam!-, an anime scene of a girl cut open and her innards served as some kind of meal, a picture of a man with his face blown off (Rotten.com's "Motorcycle" picture), a closeup of a -blam!- afflicted by an STD, and an anime scene of a hermaphrodite centaur with milk coming out of her breasts and semen out of her -blam!-es. The caption "Roofle. Owned. Scrub." is in the picture, next to Something Awful's grenade logo.
Pain2.jpg shows Goatse, -blam!-, Harlequin Fetus, a closeup of a -blam!- afflicted by an STD, other gap.zip pictures, an anime scene of a girl cut open and her innards served as some kind of meal, a picture of a man with his face blown off (Rotten.com's "Motorcycle" picture), scenes of scatological sex, an anime scene of a man performing -blam!- acts on a mutilated, dead woman, an anime scene of a woman dissected (this image seems to be drawn by the well known guro -blam!- artist Waita Uziga), a picture of a man eating feces from another man's -blam!-, a picture of a woman with a broken neck, an anime scene of a girl cut open and her innards served as some kind of meal, a picture of a man defecating into a pair of tubes, and an anime scene of a hermaphrodite centaur with milk coming out of her breasts and semen out of her -blam!-es. The picture has the captions "Mmm" for the Coprophagia picture. It also has the caption "I hope you like this picture as much as I do."
Pain3.jpg shows Goatse, -blam!-, Lemonparty, a picture of a hole being drilled in a man's head, other gap.zip pictures, a picture of a man with his face blown off (Rotten.com's "Motorcycle" picture), a picture of a child's face that was smashed, a torn-up leg, mutilated genitalia, a picture of a woman with her neck torn, an anime scene of a woman dissected (same as in Pain2.jpg), a closeup of a -blam!- afflicted by an STD, an anime scene of a man performing -blam!- acts on a mutilated, dead woman, an anime scene of a girl cut open and her innards served as some kind of meal, and an anime scene of a hermaphrodite centaur with milk coming out of her breasts and semen out of her -blam!-es.
Pain4.jpg shows Goatse, -blam!-, Wormeye, a severed head, a picture of a man with his face blown off (Rotten.com's "Motorcycle" picture), a mutilated dead man (Rotten.com's "Customs" picture), a picture of a decapitated head (Rotten.com's "Head" picture), a closeup of a -blam!- afflicted by an STD, pictures of disfigured -blam!-es, a person with an infected foot, a man with an abnormal -blam!- and -blam!-, a man missing his -blam!-, and an infected leg missing a toe with worms in place of the toe.
Pain5.jpg shows Goatse, -blam!-, the Harlequin Fetus, Lemonparty, a man with his head cut, a disfigured leg, a man with his genitals torn off, Wormeye, a dissected -blam!-, a picture of a man with his face blown off (Rotten.com's "Motorcycle" picture), an infected -blam!-, a man eating feces from another man's -blam!-, and a closeup of a -blam!- afflicted by an STD.
Untitled.jpg shows Lemonparty, a picture of an old man -blam!-ing, a picture of a man stretching his -blam!- with a baseball, and with his -blam!- hooked up to a laptop computer that has images of pancakes, bacon, and fruit on its screen, a picture of an old woman grabbing the -blam!- of a man, about to partake in -blam!- sex with him, another picture of an old man fondling himself, a picture of an old man wearing briefs and the upper part of his suit while exposing his -blam!-, a picture of an old man sitting on a couch, fondling himself, a picture of a middle-aged man standing up, fondling himself, a picture of a lit candle inserted in a man's -blam!-, a picture of a lit lighter clamped onto a man's testicles, two pictures of naked old men standing up, and a picture of a man with a pen inserted in his -blam!- which is "standing" on a full cup of coffee.
Awesome.jpg shows Goatse, -blam!-, a syringe injecting feces into a -blam!- (from Adorable Bunnies: Jebus Loves You), Wormeye, a dead man with his head crushed (Helicopter from rotten.com), a dissected -blam!-, a closeup of a -blam!- afflicted by an STD, and a disfigured hand.
Ogrish is an enormous, comprehensive site filled with images of gore, autopsies, amputations, and snuff movies. Ogrish's infamy peaked when photos of World Trade Center "jumper" victims emerged on the site, along with photographs of other 9/11 victims, shortly after the terrorist attacks. New content is posted daily, often photos of newsworthy calamities, such as suicide bombings, train wrecks, and graphic footage from the war in Iraq. Goregasm is an site like Ogrish but it is a forum where users post images of death, autopsies,etc.
Ratemygoatse.cx is a rate me site of goatse related material in the style of the Hot or Not site. This site contains several grotesque images of people attempting different styles of 'goatses'. The original domain was deleted by the Christmas Island authorities.
Ratemypoo.com is another "rateme" parody that features submitted pictures of fecal matter. It is hosted by rotten.com.
Seizure Measure/Browser Bomb/GOD LOVES YOU AND RAINS HIS HOLY LIGHT UPON YOU is based on Last Measure, but contains a flash application that plays music and flashes bright colors in an attempt to trigger an epileptic seizure. The page abuses javascript to cause hundreds of non-moving popups of the flash to invade the screen, hence the name Browser Bomb.
Scat, from www.-blam!-passion.com, is a scatological shock image showing a man and a woman with feces all over their buttocks and genitals.
Wormeye is a series of pictures of an eye surgery in which a worm is being removed from the eye.
The -blam!-bird image is a picture of a large parrot perched on a man's erect -blam!-. Rotten.com hosts the image at the domain smoke.rotten.com. The page (linked below) of the -blam!-bird contains a note from a Slashdot reader asking that the image be removed because Slashdot trolls are using hyperlinks to send unsuspecting users there. The page also mentions a crude ASCII art version of the -blam!-bird, which appears from time to time on Slashdot.
phreak.org/ana/skinny.html shows naked fat women skinny-dipping.

  • 10.06.2004 7:57 PM PDT
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Uh. Bungie.net

Thanks for your input...I guess...

I'm guessing on a lock.

[Edited on 10/6/2004 7:58:55 PM]

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Do you like Muppet Babies too?

  • 10.06.2004 7:59 PM PDT
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That's just dandy

  • 10.06.2004 8:00 PM PDT
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Why can't you say Tvbgirl on this website????????


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  • 10.06.2004 8:03 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

You're charizard, aren't you?

  • 10.06.2004 8:04 PM PDT
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I have not evolved yet

  • 10.06.2004 8:04 PM PDT
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I have almost leveled up though big guy

  • 10.06.2004 8:07 PM PDT
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You are such a loser....

Why do you do it? Attention?

  • 10.06.2004 8:13 PM PDT
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You got me Professor

I love stupid games where you do nothing

I need the Attention of a Welfare Mom named Vella

I wish I were more like her

  • 10.06.2004 8:18 PM PDT
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http://www.somethingawful.com (hilarious crap)
http://www.newgrounds.com (flash portal)
http://www.slashdot.org (nerds only)
http://english.aljazeera.net (see things from the opposite side)
http://www.steampowered.net (weeeee)

  • 10.07.2004 10:58 AM PDT