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Posted by: KoinOperatedBoy
They're not really gloves, they're MCs new prostetic hands.



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  • 07.24.2006 9:19 AM PDT
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they can play awesome virtual reality games where you toss a ball around your TV

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Posted by: hunterm90
How would he find gloves on a covenant ship ? His armor was created on earth, how would new portions of that armor be found on a covenant ship ? Also it couldn't hold a potable ship genarator, thats just ridiculous. The gloves are too small.
im siure they could find some way to do it. it the yer 2554 or 2559 depending on wat bungie said.

  • 07.24.2006 9:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dark Caboose25
Posted by: hunterm90
How would he find gloves on a covenant ship ? His armor was created on earth, how would new portions of that armor be found on a covenant ship ? Also it couldn't hold a potable ship genarator, thats just ridiculous. The gloves are too small.
im siure they could find some way to do it. it the yer 2554 or 2559 depending on wat bungie said.


yeah... instead of improving the internal combustion engine or gunpowder powered weapons, they developed a hand held nuclear reactor.

  • 07.24.2006 9:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: D0K74 J0N35
they can play awesome virtual reality games where you toss a ball around your TV


It's so bad!

  • 07.24.2006 9:24 AM PDT
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i say that they are magnetic so that when he needs a weapon or can of coke it comes flying to him at command from his brainwaves.

  • 07.24.2006 9:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: DUDEHALO3
i say that they are magnetic so that when he needs a weapon or can of coke it comes flying to him at command from his brainwaves.


oh, so basically they give him 1/100 of CuriousTurtle's power.

  • 07.24.2006 9:29 AM PDT

i know what his new hands can do!!

they can hold weapons, skulls, bombs, and flags!!

  • 07.24.2006 9:31 AM PDT

Very Bitter

Well, I think they are designed to have less wind resistance when MC throws that massive left hook from the PP melee. Now he can get even MORE speed from that punch!

  • 07.24.2006 9:32 AM PDT
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they are ergonomically cushioned to reduce the occurrence of carpal tunnel syndrome while writing in his blog.

  • 07.24.2006 9:34 AM PDT
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They're Gauntlets not gloves

  • 07.24.2006 9:35 AM PDT
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They change color when it gets cold out, revealing whimsical scenes...

  • 07.24.2006 9:40 AM PDT
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they give him some mmmf to work with when hes horny and wants to slap some a$$

  • 07.24.2006 9:42 AM PDT
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MC has the abliity to pleasue 60 women at one time with his gloves.

yes, that it the ultimate power.

  • 07.24.2006 11:02 AM PDT
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Ah silly people. The new gauntlets are the latest in a fashionable line of bone-crushing handwear from Earth's very own Nordstrom's. Pick yours up today!

  • 07.24.2006 11:09 AM PDT

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Posted by: DeathNinja11
They turn blood into corny jokes i.e. "I used spot remover on my dog, then he was gone."


Try Corpse-B-Gone!


Death ninja, I do believe it was a guy's Name (jokes), and THOSE JOKES ARE ONLY MADE WHEN PPL FART INSIDE THE FCC FILTERS!... family guy fans unite!
-jeff

  • 07.24.2006 11:14 AM PDT

Posted by: D0K74 J0N35
Posted by: DUDEHALO3
i say that they are magnetic so that when he needs a weapon or can of coke it comes flying to him at command from his brainwaves.


oh, so basically they give him 1/100 of CuriousTurtle's power.


oh HAHA! (who agrees trolls aren't funny...)

-jeff

  • 07.24.2006 11:15 AM PDT
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With his new gloves he can travel to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and get a scarab gun, a dual wield-able shotgun that shoots assault bombs that explode on contact, a third weapon that shoots uber grunts and gets 25 Zealots that are on his side, friendly fire and weapon backfire are removed, and a Tartarus shield.

  • 07.24.2006 11:29 AM PDT
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I think its going to give him better radar readings.

  • 07.24.2006 11:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: LastSpartan91
Posted by: D0K74 J0N35
Posted by: DUDEHALO3
i say that they are magnetic so that when he needs a weapon or can of coke it comes flying to him at command from his brainwaves.


oh, so basically they give him 1/100 of CuriousTurtle's power.


oh HAHA! (who agrees trolls aren't funny...)

-jeff


oh yeah, and your posts are just dripping with razor-sharp wit.

  • 07.24.2006 11:33 AM PDT
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or MAYBE you guys are looking too much in things.
they are just the same gloves as always, but since its is in better graphics they might look better. EVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

Boy do people try to make threads on just about anything.

  • 07.24.2006 11:37 AM PDT

The brotha's got ashy hands, it's got a lotion dispenser on the inside for that, and one on the outside for his ashy penls.

  • 07.24.2006 11:37 AM PDT
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Why the fu** does everyone want a frickin' shield generator for 117? He already has one built into his armor. I'm going with the durable/fashionable idea.

  • 07.24.2006 11:40 AM PDT
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they have a pop-up mirror and make-up kit so he can put on his face when he's not at home.

  • 07.24.2006 12:37 PM PDT
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Tr1pl3 w13ldzorz ftw!!

  • 07.24.2006 12:43 PM PDT

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