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Subject: Becoming a Moderator

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Posted by: dmbfan09
We is good posters that use the grammer good. Thats why were so spesial!

Anyway... Yeah, we don't work for Bungie, we are just ordinary people just like you, you and you. Not you though, you're a freak. Maybe TGP is like you, but not me. You are one weird dude.

I'm up too late.

I need to get up in 6 hours.

I need coffee.

Please stop me.


Quick, give this man 20 cc's of a double double.

  • 07.24.2006 8:52 PM PDT

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I'd love to be a forum ninja. I meet pretty much all of those requirements.

Subliminal message: Pick me!

  • 07.25.2006 12:32 AM PDT
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Who said I was weird?!

In other news, ignore the noseless immortal freak in my avatar!
-TGP-

  • 07.25.2006 1:37 AM PDT
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I thought they discontinued paying you in Moonbeams and Rainbows do to possible Employee Health issues based on Radiation Readings?


Posted by: dmbfan09
Yes we get paid. In pixie dust and moonbeams! Puppies dancing on rainbows! Unicorns jumping with joy!

  • 07.25.2006 3:02 AM PDT

Posted by: VII Toast
Posted by: dmbfan09
Thats why were so spesial!

You misspelled spechul.
ZOMG!1! U misspelled u!

  • 07.25.2006 3:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: dmbfan09
Posted by: VII Toast
Posted by: dmbfan09
Thats why were so spesial!

You misspelled spechul.

ZOMG!1! U misspelled u!

stfu both of jjou!!!!
-ttehjepii-

  • 07.25.2006 3:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: dmbfan09
Posted by: VII Toast
Posted by: dmbfan09
Thats why were so spesial!

You misspelled spechul.

ZOMG!1! U misspelled u!

stfu both of jjou!!!!
-ttehjepii-


omg. I think the mods have gone rampant.

  • 07.25.2006 3:53 AM PDT

Gone rampant? The would mean we weren't rampant to begin with.

  • 07.25.2006 3:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: Great_Pretender
Posted by: dmbfan09
Posted by: VII Toast
Posted by: dmbfan09
Thats why were so spesial!

You misspelled spechul.

ZOMG!1! U misspelled u!

stfu both of jjou!!!!
-ttehjepii-


Wow, that's like borderline alpha-numeric.... next thing you know we will be back to binary.

1100100111001010011!!

  • 07.25.2006 4:12 AM PDT
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You don't ask to be in with the moderators.........The moderators ask to be in you.

LoL, well once Recon was so kind to share what he did to be a Master Forum Ninja and it was:

*Be very involved in the Community
*Post Well (good grammar, spelling, etc.)
*Play Bungie's games..........lest you be castrated.
*Don't reply to spam by spamming (in other words, stay out of bad topics)
*Rub Shishka's feet......(I'll get back to you on that one !)

After that, you will be abducted, stripped naked, and forced to live in the server closet, with Disembodied Soul.
There you will do your moderating, and get drunk from time to time, as the webmaster makes frequent visits and hands out liquor to all those who are faithful to the man in a gorilla suit wearing a foam hat !!!

Yosh ! What a great GiG !

  • 07.25.2006 5:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: Great_Pretender
Posted by: dmbfan09
Posted by: VII Toast
Posted by: dmbfan09
Thats why were so spesial!

You misspelled spechul.

ZOMG!1! U misspelled u!

stfu both of jjou!!!!
-ttehjepii-


Dats funni. Dats how me talks.

  • 07.25.2006 6:18 AM PDT
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Thank you John. That was a weird erm...example there...

  • 07.25.2006 6:23 AM PDT
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Thank you John. That was a weird erm...example there...


I saw Banshee Baron explain forums something like this recently. But I couldn't remember all of the details.

* Out of sight out of mind.


It was ermm...special...there mods its special . Sweet....I done good!

  • 07.25.2006 6:27 AM PDT
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I just want to be excepted by all the normal maybe.. just maybe if i become a forum ninja all the normal kids will stop throwing there crap at me and then i will look hot and they will call me " King nfrjnjunfcjnjcfrjrnmjf the III

  • 07.25.2006 6:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Johnrap
I hope this has cleared up any confusion you may have previously had about moderators.

I don't know myself any more, apparently.
-TGP-

  • 07.25.2006 6:36 AM PDT
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I mean its just not right like last week someone threw a broken bottle at me and stab me in my spleen and all i could say was "oh have a nice day you mother f***** but now i have that chance where i say come here you peice of crap and throw that bottle at them now im King nvfjnjgnjfnjhfnjgfnjhnvhfn the III

  • 07.25.2006 6:41 AM PDT
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Twitch for Mod

I saw that once and had no idea wtf it meant. It made Stosh cry and hide under the covers though.......

  • 07.25.2006 6:44 AM PDT
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Im not a freak i do my part for the community well sort i throw away the peoples thrash because it ends up on me but thats not the point i will do my part for the country....... oh! im not running for president then what the hell am i doing here..... oh im reading forums and trying to become a forum mod? well makes sence to me, well ill be in the john for i am King mfekmkjmrmnjknjfnnjngjnjrng the III

  • 07.25.2006 6:54 AM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

Why is it, that in several threads, the mods act so unruly. i mean, sometimes they commit bannable offenses. Anyway, I think there should be one of those Mailman delivering mail to other mailman things.

Toast- Ban TGP right now. And DMbfan, you ban Toast for abusing his power, then Recon can ban you because he feels like it, then Recon and Shiska can have a west side story dance fight, and the winner becomes coolest mod for a month. Then we can have a battle Royale and see which Ninja is actually the best real life ninja. My votes on stosh, just look at his ferocious avatar, the thought of it instills(is that a word?) fear in everyone's heart.

  • 07.25.2006 7:14 AM PDT
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

I wish I was a moderator so I could abuse the power......is that wrong?

  • 07.25.2006 7:39 AM PDT

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You don't become a moderator.

They become you.


Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
Twitch for Mod

I saw that once and had no idea wtf it meant. It made Stosh cry and hide under the covers though.......

I guess your to young to know the story.

We'll tait for TGP to tell it since he was the one who said tiwtch for mod.

[Edited on 7/25/2006]

  • 07.25.2006 7:44 AM PDT
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You think it got what it takes to be..?.


God forbid you send me one of those I was checking for cool gamers and saw you messages too, I will scream to the top of my lungs and smash this damn screen/BlackBerry to pieces! You've been warned -_-

Posted by: Cartman321
Well, I didn't know where to post this. But I know it wont happen, but what does one do to become a moderator? Do they work for Bungie? Or, like the other forums I've been to, are they incredible posters that are rewarded for their hard work.


You don't post a million threads to become a moderator.

  • 07.25.2006 7:54 AM PDT

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