- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Discotheque
I say they make jon heder master chief and tom hanks cortana.....
PS its a joke
Jack Nicholson as Tarturus...lol...
Then you'd have Eddie Murphy as Truth, Howard Dean as Regret, and Jodie Foster as Mercy.
When Rob Schneider (the to-be Master Chief) assassinates Regret (Howard Dean) by punching him to death, you'll hear Howard Dean's "Dean Scream" from his electoral campaigns.
When Sgt. Johnson (Sam Jackson) teams up with the Arbiter (Anthoiny Hopkins) to go against Tarturus, he will be like, "Darth Nicholson, you're under arrest in the name of the Galactic Senate." Nicholson will reply, "I am the Senate!", and Jackson will draw his lightsaber and pwn him. As this is happening, Jar Jar Binx will be standing next to Miranda Keyes (Mila Kunis, Jackie Burkhart from 70's Show) screaming, "MESA BE JAR JAR BINX!!!!!1ONEOMFG THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK LOL"
BTW, why does Yoda need a cane if he's so fast? I'm done with my rant, for now.
[Edited on 7/24/2006]