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Subject: halo movie MC
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Poll: which MC  [closed]
tom hanks :  0%
(0 Votes)
vin diesel:  32%
(7 Votes)
chuck noris:  41%
(9 Votes)
kurt russel:  5%
(1 Votes)
matt damon :  0%
(0 Votes)
brad pitt:  5%
(1 Votes)
the rock:  14%
(3 Votes)
pierce bronsman:  5%
(1 Votes)
Total Votes: 22

halo movie MC

  • 07.24.2006 11:04 PM PDT
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We kill with skill, we are ninjas!
Stake is like the Tuxedo of meat & Baloney is the retarded cousin.

Against an army of shadows comes the Dark Warrior, the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence, and a mission of justice.

there already going with some unkown

  • 07.24.2006 11:05 PM PDT
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pierce brosnan? lol

the name's chief, master chief

  • 07.24.2006 11:07 PM PDT
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  • 07.24.2006 11:13 PM PDT
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Rob Schneider as the Master Chief. You know you like it.

Jack Nicholson as Tarturus...lol...

Then you'd have Eddie Murphy as Truth, Howard Dean as Regret, and Jodie Foster as Mercy.

When Rob Schneider (the to-be Master Chief) assassinates Regret (Howard Dean) by punching him to death, you'll hear Howard Dean's "Dean Scream" from his electoral campaigns.

When Sgt. Johnson (Sam Jackson) teams up with the Arbiter (Anthony Hopkins) to go against Tarturus, he will be like, "Darth Nicholson, you're under arrest in the name of the Galactic Senate." Nicholson will reply, "I am the Senate!", and Jackson will draw his lightsaber and pwn him. As this is happening, Jar Jar Binx will be standing next to Miranda Keyes (Mila Kunis, Jackie Burkhart from 70's Show) screaming, "MESA BE JAR JAR BINX!!!!!1ONEOOPS THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK LOL"

BTW, why does Yoda need a cane if he's so fast? I'm done with my rant, for now. My apologies if this is spam.


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  • 07.24.2006 11:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Proteus736
Rob Schneider as the Master Chief. You know you like it.

Jack Nicholson as Tarturus...lol...

Then you'd have Eddie Murphy as Truth, Howard Dean as Regret, and Jodie Foster as Mercy.

When Rob Schneider (the to-be Master Chief) assassinates Regret (Howard Dean) by punching him to death, you'll hear Howard Dean's "Dean Scream" from his electoral campaigns.

When Sgt. Johnson (Sam Jackson) teams up with the Arbiter (Anthony Hopkins) to go against Tarturus, he will be like, "Darth Nicholson, you're under arrest in the name of the Galactic Senate." Nicholson will reply, "I am the Senate!", and Jackson will draw his lightsaber and pwn him. As this is happening, Jar Jar Binx will be standing next to Miranda Keyes (Mila Kunis, Jackie Burkhart from 70's Show) screaming, "MESA BE JAR JAR BINX!!!!!1ONEOOPS THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK LOL"

BTW, why does Yoda need a cane if he's so fast? I'm done with my rant, for now. My apologies if this is spam.


His cane is a fashion statement obviously.

  • 07.24.2006 11:49 PM PDT

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ANGELINA JOLIE FOR CORTANA YO!!!

  • 07.24.2006 11:54 PM PDT

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I had a HORRIBLE dream last night where Master Cheif was Matt Damon. Not Lying! It would have been a nightmare had a Grunt not killed him in time. Thank God for that!

  • 07.24.2006 11:57 PM PDT

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ANGELINA JOLIE FOR CORTANA YO!!!

No way, Jessica Biel is a better choice. Look at the similarity.

  • 07.25.2006 12:28 AM PDT
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good similarity very good

  • 07.25.2006 12:47 AM PDT
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We kill with skill, we are ninjas!
Stake is like the Tuxedo of meat & Baloney is the retarded cousin.

Against an army of shadows comes the Dark Warrior, the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence, and a mission of justice.

Cameron Diaz is going to play as cortanna

  • 07.25.2006 12:48 AM PDT
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Where is the Rusell Crowe option? It will be very intersting to see who the string-pullers cast.

  • 07.25.2006 12:52 AM PDT
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imbd.com says denzel washington is rumored to be master chief

  • 07.25.2006 12:55 AM PDT

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there is not point in saying hey i got a 40- HIGH RANK MEANS NOTHING, it means you either bridged host or cheated...and the skillfull player like myself have 27s cause of cheating.

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This should get locked.

  • 07.25.2006 12:55 AM PDT
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and its norris and diesel neck and neck who will win?

  • 07.25.2006 12:56 AM PDT
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0464037

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  • 07.25.2006 12:56 AM PDT
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Chuck Norris will win, Vin Diesel will slip on his own highly polished head.

  • 07.25.2006 2:09 AM PDT
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why does it matter? You don't see his face! You might as well place a fat lady in that suit and call it a day!

  • 07.25.2006 2:21 AM PDT
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nickgfly21 you have already had a topic on this, which got locked for being in the wrong forum.

  • 07.25.2006 3:37 AM PDT
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Wrong forum, go post in The Underground. That's where they're spouting rumors and ideas about the Halo Movie.

  • 07.25.2006 3:44 AM PDT
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I think that John Goodman should play Master Chief and Whoopi Goldberg should play Sgt. Johnson

  • 07.25.2006 3:51 AM PDT
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i think that pierce bronson would do the trick for this movie come you think the rock would e smart enough to figure out how to blow up the halo's i mean come on!!

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  • 07.25.2006 6:28 AM PDT
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Chuck Norris.

  • 07.25.2006 6:35 AM PDT