- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Marine on radio: *Incoherent screaming*
Sgt. Johnson: Mendoza, get your ass back up to second squad's position and find out what the hell is goin' on!
Mendoza: Sarge, listen!
Captain Keyes: What is that?
Mendoza: OMG WTF SPAM ITS EVERYWHERE!
Marine: Get it off! Get it off!
Other Marine: Hold still, hold still!
Captain Keyes: Sergeant, we're surrounded!