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Subject: How would two elites have chlidren? (Serious topic)

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  • 07.25.2006 8:59 AM PDT
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no i think elites pop out of the ground

  • 07.25.2006 8:59 AM PDT
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Yes the males have a sex drive.....

  • 07.25.2006 9:00 AM PDT
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well, it is quite obvious to me that they don't have the same organs, simply because if you kill one and look between the legs there is no bulge of any sort. one could argue that all elites that have been encountered where female, but I believe they have been refered to by "he".

  • 07.25.2006 9:01 AM PDT

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...sorry about that, I just threw up a little in my mouth, that's all.

Let's talk about something simpler, like how the hell they keep food in their mouths when they eat since they have no bottom jaw.

  • 07.25.2006 9:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: ottoshack
no i think elites pop out of the ground

  • 07.25.2006 9:01 AM PDT

Posted: 7/25/2006 9:01 AM



...sorry about that, I just threw up a little in my mouth, that's all.

Let's talk about something simpler, like how the hell they keep food in their mouths when they eat since they have no bottom jaw.



haha i never thought of that one.....

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  • 07.25.2006 9:02 AM PDT
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Elites having sex is not something I tend to think about.

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  • 07.25.2006 9:03 AM PDT
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Elites throw up their young in egg form, that's my conclusion since they have no other oriface on their entire body (that we can see).

  • 07.25.2006 9:03 AM PDT
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Posted: 7/25/2006 9:01 AM



...sorry about that, I just threw up a little in my mouth, that's all.

Let's talk about something simpler, like how the hell they keep food in their mouths when they eat since they have no bottom jaw.



haha i never thought of that one.....
They must have gizzards or something, so they can swallow big chunks of food.

  • 07.25.2006 9:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: an REG Omega
...sorry about that, I just threw up a little in my mouth, that's all.

Let's talk about something simpler, like how the hell they keep food in their mouths when they eat since they have no bottom jaw.
yes their is a bulge but it is barely noticable lol

  • 07.25.2006 9:04 AM PDT
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I remeber a long time ago, someone asked this question in a weekly update. Frankie answered it with "very carefully".

  • 07.25.2006 9:11 AM PDT
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Hey maybe they lay eggs. They look like reptiles, and reptiles lay eggs.

  • 07.25.2006 9:13 AM PDT

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Come to think of it, how do they eat with no bottom jaw?

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  • 07.25.2006 9:14 AM PDT
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I suppose no one ever seen the South Park episode where Cartman bets he can eat through his ass and -blam!- out his mouth.

Me thinks the Elites use a similar system of eating food.

  • 07.25.2006 9:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: an REG Omega
Come to think of it, how do they eat with no bottom jaw?


They shove it to the back of their throats? I don't know, good question, you should make your own topic about it.

  • 07.25.2006 9:17 AM PDT

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I think I will.

  • 07.25.2006 9:17 AM PDT
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they could be asexul? So they may not even have females, or really males but they could just be refered to as hes because that would make things simpler then calling everybody it.

And how they eat it, umm??... Osmosis?

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  • 07.25.2006 9:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: sergent murder
well, it is quite obvious to me that they don't have the same organs, simply because if you kill one and look between the legs there is no bulge of any sort.



Maybe the warrior elites get...ummm....fixed.

  • 07.25.2006 9:20 AM PDT
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Perhaps....These creatures feel a faint emotion of compassion and feel the instict need to find a place alone. And conduct in a ritual courting of four or more elites, to wear the shiniest orange speedo and woe the female elites with the swiftest game of patty-cake....Chanting in a fowarding manner...: " Patty Cake, Patty Cake. Baker's Man...Bake me..A Cake as FAST as you CAN!...." With a droning.. Then, after the courting ritual is at end...They conduct in a magical tea party, in which manatees invite wizards to conclude the draw..Then, the wizard, after having tea... Kills the manatee, and uses it's flesh to constrew another elite. And, by the tap of his sacred wand. Another elite is born, and programmed...To kill. The end.

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Posted by: sergent murder
well, it is quite obvious to me that they don't have the same organs, simply because if you kill one and look between the legs there is no bulge of any sort. one could argue that all elites that have been encountered where female, but I believe they have been refered to by "he".


why would you even look there u creep

  • 07.25.2006 10:27 AM PDT
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To be honest, I don't think it's good for your mental health to be pondering on how fictional alien characters in a video game have sex.

  • 07.25.2006 10:28 AM PDT

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