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Subject: How would two elites have chlidren? (Serious topic)

i agree.... u mentally warped child

  • 07.25.2006 10:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: an REG Omega
Come to think of it, how do they eat with no bottom jaw?

they use thier mandables and sort of push the food into their throat
like ants

[Edited on 7/25/2006]

  • 07.25.2006 10:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sgt_Sludge
To be honest, I don't think it's good for your mental health to be pondering on how fictional alien characters in a video game have sex.



Thank you this topic is garbage

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Posted by: Duffman6100
Posted by: Sgt_Sludge
To be honest, I don't think it's good for your mental health to be pondering on how fictional alien characters in a video game have sex.


Who said I was interested in them having sex, I was wondering how they had children, I was wondering if there was some unique way for them to concieve a child.


Yes, in other words you are interested in how they mate, also known as having SEX.

  • 07.25.2006 10:32 AM PDT
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then agan who said they eat?

  • 07.25.2006 10:33 AM PDT

I'm blue da ba di da ba dai!

Maybe they clone them self.

  • 07.25.2006 10:33 AM PDT
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Not that i was particularly looking for it, but you can see when the Arbiter is being carried in the begining of the game by Brutes, there is no reproductive organs to speak of. Maybe they are like Godzilla. They just have children cause they have male and female organs. . .they do themselves :D

  • 07.25.2006 10:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: AngryBeaver
Perhaps....These creatures feel a faint emotion of compassion and feel the instict need to find a place alone. And conduct in a ritual courting of four or more elites, to wear the shiniest orange speedo and woe the female elites with the swiftest game of patty-cake....Chanting in a fowarding manner...: " Patty Cake, Patty Cake. Baker's Man...Bake me..A Cake as FAST as you CAN!...." With a droning.. Then, after the courting ritual is at end...They conduct in a magical tea party, in which manatees invite wizards to conclude the draw..Then, the wizard, after having tea... Kills the manatee, and uses it's flesh to constrew another elite. And, by the tap of his sacred wand. Another elite is born, and programmed...To kill. The end.



ummm....u have to much extra time to think about all that... and yeaaaahhh....=|

  • 07.25.2006 10:35 AM PDT

Lol, well, the fact that a lot of them have the same voices, possibly. ( thats a joke)

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  • 07.25.2006 10:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: predator 73
Posted by: an REG Omega
Come to think of it, how do they eat with no bottom jaw?

they use thier mandables and sort of push the food into their throat
like ants


yeah but then how do they chew? do they just hang ther heads upside down?

  • 07.25.2006 10:37 AM PDT
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Maybe they all jump in a large pile and have a big g4y elite orgy.

like on that episode of South Park. Ewwww

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  • 07.25.2006 10:38 AM PDT

Well, we know they have children, or there wouldn't be any left since the MC has killed so many of them. But I am in no way about to ponder how.

  • 07.25.2006 10:39 AM PDT
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Posted by: Smiling Taco
Posted by: predator 73
Posted by: an REG Omega
Come to think of it, how do they eat with no bottom jaw?

they use thier mandables and sort of push the food into their throat
like ants


yeah but then how do they chew? do they just hang ther heads upside down?


Maybe they jsut swallow it whole and it dissolves in there stomach, like an Alligator

  • 07.25.2006 10:40 AM PDT

wait.. maybe the mc and cortana had a one night stand and they had an elite baby.... THE ARBITER!! lol j/k

  • 07.25.2006 10:41 AM PDT

cortana's a hologram...

  • 07.25.2006 10:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: Wintermaul
cortana's a hologram...


?

PS: let me kill u in Wintermaul wars on WC :)

  • 07.25.2006 10:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: an REG Omega
...sorry about that, I just threw up a little in my mouth, that's all.

Let's talk about something simpler, like how the hell they keep food in their mouths when they eat since they have no bottom jaw.
Agreed.

  • 07.25.2006 10:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Lone Heretic
Posted by: an REG Omega
...sorry about that, I just threw up a little in my mouth, that's all.

Let's talk about something simpler, like how the hell they keep food in their mouths when they eat since they have no bottom jaw.
Agreed.


I'll bet they eat like snakes or gators. They probably eat something whole or cut it into pieces so it can fit down there throat and go into there stomach. Either way they probably don't taste anything so that would kinda suck. Food is good.

EDIT: the mandables probably help push the food down there throat also.

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  • 07.25.2006 10:49 AM PDT
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And to think you could all be talking about something worth your time. What a concept.

  • 07.25.2006 10:58 AM PDT

"Thoughts are the shadows of feelings; always darker, emptier, and simpler."

This thread is doomed......

You all are doomed!!!!

Even I'm doomed!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!

*man in white coat gets a tazer*

you know the rest =P

  • 07.25.2006 11:02 AM PDT
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Well... I could've spent about another thirty minutes to an hour writing a whole documentary on how elites have offspring...Perhaps even made a picture slide show.. Hell, even a pop-up book for you curious kids. But, making a thread of how elites mate, or how their genitals would look?...It was clearly a joke from the start. If you're REALLY curious. Drop the creators an e-mail?... But, I typed what I thought. Crazy and weird? Yes... But, this whole thread from retrospect is all crazy and weird. Is it not?

  • 07.25.2006 11:06 AM PDT

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