- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Well it's quite obvious. Master Chief is his brother, Johnson is his father, Miranda is his Sister, Vadumee is his old collage roomate, Halsey is his aunt, Lord Hood is his uncle, 343 Guilty Spark is his refridgerator, Frankie is his butler, and Kelly is his wife.
Of course it's all theory.