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Posted by: Johnrap
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Posted by: Johnrap
* A man divided against himself can not stand.


or stay in public. They usually get rooms filled with pillows.


Sounds comfy.

* When life deals you lemons make lemonade.


or yell food fight and wear eye protection.

  • 07.26.2006 12:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
*Note to self... important*
Get invited to more parties where they actually have security.


good metaphor

  • 07.26.2006 12:37 PM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

I thought that saying was, when life gives you a large pile of dead bodies, build a luxury ski resort.

*Note to self*
Invite Recon to party, tell him there will be security

*other Note to Self*
Don't have security at party

  • 07.26.2006 1:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Posted by: Rainman89
I thought that saying was, when life gives you a large pile of bodies, build a luxury ski resort.

*Note to self*
Invite Recon to party, tell him there will be security

*other Note to Self*
Don't have security at party


*Note to Self*

If one more person makes another note to self, remember to slap them.

[Edited on 7/26/2006]

  • 07.26.2006 1:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Achronos
So, consider a 7 day ban a good thing - because it is the equivalent of a moderator slapping you across the face at a party and telling you to shut it before they call security (i.e., permanently ban you).


*Note to self*
Whenever at a party with Achronos, do not get within arm's-length. He is under the impression that slapping people in the face is standard party etiquette.


*Note to self, addendum*
Whenever at a party, do not try slapping strangers in the face. They will probably call security.


*Note to self... important*
Get invited to more parties where they actually have security.


I love you Recon, that actually made me laugh out loud. Ah, it's been a while.

  • 07.26.2006 1:17 PM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

Posted by: FightingRaven531
Posted by: Rainman89
I thought that saying was, when life gives you a large pile of bodies, build a luxury ski resort.

*Note to self*
Invite Recon to party, tell him there will be security

*other Note to Self*
Don't have security at party


*Note to Self*

If one more person makes another note to self, remember to slap them.


*Note to Self*
Slap FightingRaven531

  • 07.26.2006 1:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Posted by: Rainman89
Posted by: FightingRaven531
Posted by: Rainman89
I thought that saying was, when life gives you a large pile of bodies, build a luxury ski resort.

*Note to self*
Invite Recon to party, tell him there will be security

*other Note to Self*
Don't have security at party


*Note to Self*

If one more person makes another note to self, remember to slap them.


*Note to Self*
Slap FightingRaven531


*Slap*

  • 07.26.2006 1:47 PM PDT
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Totally agrees with the "7 days off is the warning". Its the same system as in MM when ppl are getting banned there. Warnings without some kind of measure has no effect at all and will only make these ppl push the boundries even further.

And on topic, an updated version of 1 of Mitch Hedbergs classic 2 liners:

You cant please all the ppl all the time, and yesterday all those ppl were blacklisted by Stosh and Shishka


[Edited on 7/26/2006]

  • 07.26.2006 1:57 PM PDT

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Shishka isn't scary...he is a normal person just like you and me. But his conceived image on B.net is that of a dictator. Actually he is a very intelligent, and from what I have heard, nice person to be around.

It is the rules that you must fear...for they are the guidelines by which Moderators must enforce.

  • 07.26.2006 2:02 PM PDT
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Read about the Forgotten Spartan I Program
Butane: To protect the world from devastation!
sir_brilliant: To unite all people within our nation!
Rainman89: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
sir_brilliant: To extend out reach to the stars above!
SpaceGhostFlyer: Jessie!
Butane: James!
sir_brilliant: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light
Butane: Surrender now or prepare to fight
sir_brilliant: Meowth, that's right!

Posted by: FightingRaven531
Posted by: Rainman89
Posted by: FightingRaven531
Posted by: Rainman89
I thought that saying was, when life gives you a large pile of bodies, build a luxury ski resort.

*Note to self*
Invite Recon to party, tell him there will be security

*other Note to Self*
Don't have security at party


*Note to Self*

If one more person makes another note to self, remember to slap them.


*Note to Self*
Slap FightingRaven531


*Slap*

*slaps back*

  • 07.26.2006 2:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Aj6627
Screenshot

I found that pretty funny.

Note: I blurred out parts so that people will hopefully not find the site without some work.

Note: I am not endorsing this. I only posted it because it is funny.
You have a shock site on the bottom a very very scary shock site on your browser. And oh here it is I found it very easy http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/bungiepetiton/ And you made this up yourself and you spelled shishka wrong.

[Edited on 7/26/2006]

  • 07.26.2006 2:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

Posted by: HaloPooper
You have a shock site on the bottom a very very scary shock site on your browser.


If you had read past the first post, then you would have seen the explanation for that Skype chat.


And oh here it is I found it very easy http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/bungiepetiton/
I sad "some work". Not "a lot of work".


And you made this up yourself and you spelled shishka wrong.

Someone's on a roll today with grammar. Don't make accusations unless you can back them up.

  • 07.26.2006 3:24 PM PDT

bah

Posted by: Achronos
Here's a little tip: on bungie.net, a 7 day ban is your warning. Do you know who's idea that was? No, it wasn't Shishka, or Stosh. That was my idea. They just are following my guidelines. So, think of a 7 day ban like this - sure you got banned and you think you deserve a warning, but if I had caught you, I'd probably give you a "warning" of a 1 month ban. I'm waaaay meaner than the moderators - my theory is if you're doing something that hurts the enjoyment of this by even 1 person, you don't deserve to participate here.

So, consider a 7 day ban a good thing - because it is the equivalent of a moderator slapping you across the face at a party and telling you to shut it before they call security (i.e., permanently ban you).
Am I to understand a one week ban is the shortest time span a moderator can ban for? To me that seems a bit harsh. Granted, a one day ban may go unnoticed by some who do not post daily, but for those who do, a 7 day ban can be absolutely unfair. Perhaps a banning system could be implemented where someone was banned for one day starting the next time they logged on. Or perhaps the ban could last a period inversely proportional to how many posts the person made in the last week. Frequent posters would be banned for less time, and people who post not very often would be banned for longer. This would make the banning equally hurtful to all people, not more so to those who choose to participate more.

Granted, there are times when people cross that line where you'd kick their ass if they were in front of you, and those people have no excuse for being jerks and deserve what they get.

P.S. Before the new Bungie.net, trolling noobs would run rampant for weeks before Achronos would perma-ban them. The enforcement now IS rather strict compared to what it used to be. And the site was way better back then, as far as community knit-ness goes. Bring back the word noob so we can slap down the fools who so warrant being called one! Viva-la-noob!

  • 07.26.2006 5:29 PM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

Posted by: The Rip Saw
Posted by: Achronos
Here's a little tip: on bungie.net, a 7 day ban is your warning. Do you know who's idea that was? No, it wasn't Shishka, or Stosh. That was my idea. They just are following my guidelines. So, think of a 7 day ban like this - sure you got banned and you think you deserve a warning, but if I had caught you, I'd probably give you a "warning" of a 1 month ban. I'm waaaay meaner than the moderators - my theory is if you're doing something that hurts the enjoyment of this by even 1 person, you don't deserve to participate here.

So, consider a 7 day ban a good thing - because it is the equivalent of a moderator slapping you across the face at a party and telling you to shut it before they call security (i.e., permanently ban you).
Am I to understand a one week ban is the shortest time span a moderator can ban for? To me that seems a bit harsh. Granted, a one day ban may go unnoticed by some who do not post daily, but for those who do, a 7 day ban can be absolutely unfair. Perhaps a banning system could be implemented where someone was banned for one day starting the next time they logged on. Or perhaps the ban could last a period inversely proportional to how many posts the person made in the last week. Frequent posters would be banned for less time, and people who post not very often would be banned for longer. This would make the banning equally hurtful to all people, not more so to those who choose to participate more.

Granted, there are times when people cross that line where you'd kick their ass if they were in front of you, and those people have no excuse for being jerks and deserve what they get.

P.S. Before the new Bungie.net, trolling noobs would run rampant for weeks before Achronos would perma-ban them. The enforcement now IS rather strict compared to what it used to be. And the site was way better back then, as far as community knit-ness goes. Bring back the word noob so we can slap down the fools who so warrant being called one! Viva-la-noob!


Although I understand what you mean Rip Saw...I don't think that it would be practical for a Moderator to set the ban...and take a few precious minutes to work out the details. I find that it would be probably easier just to click "Unleash Ninjas" or whatever, and not worry about it.

  • 07.26.2006 5:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
That was my idea.


What a popular phrase that is!

[Edited on 7/26/2006]

  • 07.26.2006 8:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zee JollyRoger
Shishka isn't scary...he is a normal person just like you and me. But his conceived image on B.net is that of a dictator. Actually he is a very intelligent, and from what I have heard, nice person to be around.

It is the rules that you must fear...for they are the guidelines by which Moderators must enforce.


Well, that depends. If you believe in the words of a past U.S. President, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. To say that we must fear the rules would imply that the rules are fear itself, which must mean those are some pretty horrifying rules.

I would normally think that if someone was doing a bad job, and had a boss, that boss would take that someone aside and give them a stern talking-to, which would be the equivalent of "stop it or you're gone." As far as I can tell, Achronos has not done anything like that with Shishka, so Shishka must be doing something right.

  • 07.26.2006 8:25 PM PDT

bah

Posted by: impurity
I do think that there is way too much crap for moderators to deal with besides how long a random violation is bannable for. The traffic and amount of reading doesn't justify somebody's desire to test or break the rules.
A one size fits all punishment is not appropriate in any setting. I'm sure there have been times when the mods haven't ninja'd someone because they felt a week was too harsh. Does this person then not deserve punishment? And I would question the morals of any mod who hasn't decided not to ninja someone because they felt it was too much of a punishment (that means you Shishka :P)

  • 07.26.2006 10:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
I'm waaaay meaner than the moderators - my theory is if you're doing something that hurts the enjoyment of this by even 1 person, you don't deserve to participate here.


I can atest to that. My first offense = 3 month ban (and I was only part of the shinanigans, not even the main part), although it served its purpose with gusto. Offenses since Achronos' involvement zero (0).

[Edited on 7/26/2006]

  • 07.26.2006 11:11 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

I got blacklisted for a month by Shishka for, apparently, posting a picture of 2 sad kittens saying "Even kittens cannot save this thread now." It was a thread used over and over again. I don't know what was wrong with it. The reason stated "be careful when linking to other people's images." I decided not to argue it and just go with it. Still seemed a bit rough to me.

  • 07.26.2006 11:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: BlueBaron123
I got blacklisted for a month by Shishka for, apparently, posting a picture of 2 sad kittens saying "Even kittens cannot save this thread now." It was a thread used over and over again. I don't know what was wrong with it. The reason stated "be careful when linking to other people's images." I decided not to argue it and just go with it. Still seemed a bit rough to me.


You'd have a better chance arguing with your wall than Shishka. That, though, is part of his unique; almost Ghestapo like charm. Someone has to balance out Recon, and part of me thinks that where Shishka comes in.

  • 07.26.2006 11:22 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Posted by: High Truth
Posted by: BlueBaron123
I got blacklisted for a month by Shishka for, apparently, posting a picture of 2 sad kittens saying "Even kittens cannot save this thread now." It was a thread used over and over again. I don't know what was wrong with it. The reason stated "be careful when linking to other people's images." I decided not to argue it and just go with it. Still seemed a bit rough to me.


You'd have a better chance arguing with your wall than Shishka. That, though, is part of his unique; almost Ghestapo like charm. Someone has to balance out Recon, and part of me thinks that where Shishka comes in.
That's why I didn't argue. But at least a wall listens.

  • 07.26.2006 11:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: BlueBaron123
Posted by: High Truth
Posted by: BlueBaron123
I got blacklisted for a month by Shishka for, apparently, posting a picture of 2 sad kittens saying "Even kittens cannot save this thread now." It was a thread used over and over again. I don't know what was wrong with it. The reason stated "be careful when linking to other people's images." I decided not to argue it and just go with it. Still seemed a bit rough to me.


You'd have a better chance arguing with your wall than Shishka. That, though, is part of his unique; almost Ghestapo like charm. Someone has to balance out Recon, and part of me thinks that where Shishka comes in.
That's why I didn't argue. But at least a wall listens.


And it doesn't talk back, or hit you....Often.

  • 07.26.2006 11:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Johnrap
Posted by: spartakus14
Posted by: Johnrap
* A man divided against himself can not stand.


or stay in public. They usually get rooms filled with pillows.


Sounds comfy.

* When life deals you lemons make lemonade.


When life gives me lemons, i make beef stew...i wonder what that gene spliced supper moderator would be like. Moderator #117...Master Ninja...Ninja Cheif...

I can think of an even better one though. If we combine Shishka and bobBq's Genes we can create Shishkabob! It will be a giant success and a tasty dinner!

  • 07.27.2006 1:40 AM PDT

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