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Goatse.cx
Main article: Goatse.cx

Goatse.cx is one of the most well-known shock sites, and perhaps a leader in the genre. The image which first appears on the site, hello.jpg, shows a man stretching his -blam!- with two hands.

While that specific site was taken down by the NIC.CX authority in January 2004, Goat.cx and Hick.org/goat/ became used instead of the original location, and many mirror sites containing those famous images still exist.


-blam!-.com
-blam!-.com is a redirect to a picture (-blam!-.jpg) of a naked woman lying in a bathtub, buttocks raised, projecting a fountain of liquid from her -blam!-. The pubic region is censored with a mosaic. Before the launch of -blam!-.com, this image was featured in a rotten.com story "Fecal Japan" claiming that the subject matter is allegedly popular in Japan. The image displayed on -blam!-.com is marked as having been previously posted on http://www.consumptionjunction.com.


Lemonparty.org
Lemonparty.org contains a picture (lemonparty.jpg) of three elderly men lying on a bed naked, engaged in kissing and oral sex. The site was defunct for a number of years, but has recently been restored.


Harlequin Fetus
The many sites that have pictures of the harlequin fetus syndrome are generally not intended to be shock sites. Many internet trolls link to such pictures anyway to shock people.


Last Measure
Last Measure is a malicious shock site combining many of the shock sites listed on this page:

-blam!-
-blam!-bird
Goatse.cx's hello.jpg, a picture of a man stretching his -blam!-
Lemonparty
pillowfight.jpg, a picture of a man's genitals covered in feces
spin.gif
Loopback.jpg, from Goatse.cx, a picture of a man looping his -blam!- into his -blam!-
Christmas.jpg
pooped.jpg, a picture of a woman's face with feces on it. The picture comes from http://www.bangedup.com
rustina.jpg, depicts the wife of Rusty Foster, creator of Kuro5hin. Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked woman having sex with a black man with a large -blam!-.
eww.jpg, a picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of the people exposing his buttocks. The text "The -blam!- What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in a red circle.
freak.jpg (a picture of a naked black female body builder).
Last Measure abuses Javascript to make it very hard to leave the website once you visit it, short of shutting down the computer or end-tasking the said web browser. The main page plays a voice using the Flash plugin (hey.swf) shouting "HEY EVERYBODY. I'M LOOKING AT -blam!- PORNO" at a high volume, while the various shock images move around in popup windows, bouncing off the sides of the screen. The voice in previous Last Measure versions was fsckyou.wav.mp3. fsck is a Unix utility that checks filesystems for consistency, but is used in this context as a modified version of the vulgarity -blam!-.

  • 10.07.2004 9:16 PM PDT