- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Ad_Hominum
In the new webcam on the bottom, it appears that Half-Jaw is having...naughty things done to him by a pterodactyl. I believe that this is a subtle clue to the happenings of Halo 3.
The Ark is actually a time machine. When it fires, all the animals that lived in the past come running out, as well as Cosmo Kramer (unconfirmed reports say they are fleeing from Kramer's newest money-making scheme). This means we will be fighting dinosaurs in Halo 3. WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This also tells us that Half-Jaw will make it off the ring, and to Earth.
When he gets to Earth, he will see this pterodactyl. They will fall madly, deeply in love. After weeks of courtship and romance, the final have a child, called Half-and-Half Jaw, born with one jaw and a rich, creamy taste that goes great with coffee. However, the Flood will take Half-and-Half Jaw, and it's your job as JoeJoe, H&H's nanny, to return him, with your arsenal of pencils, educational toys, and dirty diapers.
Meanwhile, the Chief is off killing the remnants of the Covenant and saving Humanity from sure extinction, or something unimportant like that.
Or, an Elite figure is merely being crushed by a ghost. But that couldn't be it.
For all you who think I'm serious, may Bose Home Surround Sound have mercy on your soles. And possibly your Eternal Soul.
You sir, are a ninny!
You've got it all wrong! Thats a Ghost! Not a pterodactoil! Which means that in Halo 3, Half Jaw will ride through space on his Ghost to get to Earth while that sneaky Prophet in the background hatches another plan for world domination using Halo 2 cups!
Eat that my friend.