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Subject: A Clue in the Webcam!
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In the new webcam on the bottom, it appears that Half-Jaw is having...naughty things done to him by a pterodactyl. I believe that this is a subtle clue to the happenings of Halo 3.

The Ark is actually a time machine. When it fires, all the animals that lived in the past come running out, as well as Cosmo Kramer (unconfirmed reports say they are fleeing from Kramer's newest money-making scheme). This means we will be fighting dinosaurs in Halo 3. WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This also tells us that Half-Jaw will make it off the ring, and to Earth.

When he gets to Earth, he will see this pterodactyl. They will fall madly, deeply in love. After weeks of courtship and romance, the final have a child, called Half-and-Half Jaw, born with one jaw and a rich, creamy taste that goes great with coffee. However, the Flood will take Half-and-Half Jaw, and it's your job as JoeJoe, H&H's nanny, to return him, with your arsenal of pencils, educational toys, and dirty diapers.

Meanwhile, the Chief is off killing the remnants of the Covenant and saving Humanity from sure extinction, or something unimportant like that.

Or, an Elite figure is merely being crushed by a ghost. But that couldn't be it.

For all you who think I'm serious, may Bose Home Surround Sound have mercy on your soles. And possibly your Eternal Soul.


[Edited on 7/26/2006]

  • 07.26.2006 1:42 PM PDT
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FLAME!!

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Posted by: halox43
FLAME!!


Why do you deny me? Bungie said so, indirectly, right into their webcam! Are you saying my analysis my be faulty?

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too lazy to click webcam, i demand screenshots!

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what do you mean "webcam at the bottom"?

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He means the third webcam down on this page.

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Posted by: MAC 13720
what do you mean "webcam at the bottom"?


Here. Shoulda put this in the first post.

  • 07.26.2006 2:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ad_Hominum
In the new webcam on the bottom, it appears that Half-Jaw is having...naughty things done to him by a pterodactyl. I believe that this is a subtle clue to the happenings of Halo 3.

The Ark is actually a time machine. When it fires, all the animals that lived in the past come running out, as well as Cosmo Kramer (unconfirmed reports say they are fleeing from Kramer's newest money-making scheme). This means we will be fighting dinosaurs in Halo 3. WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This also tells us that Half-Jaw will make it off the ring, and to Earth.

When he gets to Earth, he will see this pterodactyl. They will fall madly, deeply in love. After weeks of courtship and romance, the final have a child, called Half-and-Half Jaw, born with one jaw and a rich, creamy taste that goes great with coffee. However, the Flood will take Half-and-Half Jaw, and it's your job as JoeJoe, H&H's nanny, to return him, with your arsenal of pencils, educational toys, and dirty diapers.

Meanwhile, the Chief is off killing the remnants of the Covenant and saving Humanity from sure extinction, or something unimportant like that.

Or, an Elite figure is merely being crushed by a ghost. But that couldn't be it.

For all you who think I'm serious, may Bose Home Surround Sound have mercy on your soles. And possibly your Eternal Soul.


You sir, are a ninny!

You've got it all wrong! Thats a Ghost! Not a pterodactoil! Which means that in Halo 3, Half Jaw will ride through space on his Ghost to get to Earth while that sneaky Prophet in the background hatches another plan for world domination using Halo 2 cups!

Eat that my friend.

  • 07.26.2006 2:41 PM PDT

Just remember... I keep it real...

I can't believe you typed that much stuff in one of the most useless threads ever... why?...

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Posted by: Quicksilver4648
I can't believe you typed that much stuff in one of the most useless threads ever... why?...


Well it is alot more useful than the turd I've been seeing in this forum lately.
Lighten up.

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Can't... stop... laughing...

You both owe me a new soda and a cleaned desk.

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Posted by: EvilKitty
Can't... stop... laughing...

You both owe me a new soda and a cleaned desk.


Whos "You both"?

Besides, real men drink the blood of the innocent, not soda... pfffffft.
I'm sure if you use some bleach that soda will come right out.

Forgive me, i'm in one of those moods.

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Chemical Weapon!

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Less self-righteous posturing and ad hominem attacks will keep this thread open and its participants' posting privileges retained.

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thats a GHOST, not a pterodactyl
its just him when i was riding a ghost and he fell over somehow

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thats a ghost's chair touching his private parts, not a teradactyl!!! sheesh

and the prohet used his mindpower to turn them on his back like so.

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That even one person thinks I'm serious is incredibly amusing. I think said person(s) should have been tipped off by "Half-and-Half Jaw."

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Isn't it amazing how everyone goes crazy and immature about the littlest fact that probably means nothing, and then when someone makes up something untrue, everyone tries to act all mature and smart?

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Posted by: Pet0sh
Isn't it amazing how everyone goes crazy and immature about the littlest fact that probably means nothing, and then when someone makes up something untrue, everyone tries to act all mature and smart?


I've noticed that, too. I think part of the reason is that people can't stand to see themselves farced.

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wow... if this thread isn't spam i don't know what is... You sir, are the worst kind of Spammer!! not only do you spam the Halo 3 Forum but you make fun of the game in doing so!!!

Here's some spam of my own...

Click my "BOBALUGA" link in my sig!! or else!!!

  • 07.26.2006 6:13 PM PDT

Dude, from the fact that the MC is in the desert AND holding a variation of the assault rifle, I think THERE WILL BE MORE SPARTANS IN HALO 3!!

too many people over-analyzing everything in these forums.

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  • 07.26.2006 6:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Blue Jaguar
Stop with your -blam!- theories no one cares this is a HALO 3 FORUM NOT WEB CAM one!


dude, reread the last sentence in his post. he was kidding.

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I drink the blood of kittens. Do they count as the innocent?

I say, you that called the guy a ninny and the ninny are both ninnies.

Sillies! He doesn't make love to the pah-terodactyl because there is no pah-terodactyl. Nor does he fly through space on a ghost, (although that part about the Prophet plotting may be true...). He makes love to the ghost, and they have babies. They have... Half-jawed ghosts. The Half-jawed ghosts can fly, boost and shoot plasma out of that bottom space of their jaw! What really happens in Halo 3 is Master Chief makes it to the Ark, and it turns out, that the flood are really a delicious space candy, and the Elites that made to the Ark ate all the delicious space candy (flood), and got fat and could not defend against the Master Chief. But, as it turns out, the Prophet was on a diet at the time and did not eat any of the delicious space candy (flood), and escaped before the Elites ate all the delicious space candy then tried to eat him. After that, Master Chief gets out of the Ark then three of the Half-jawed ghosts corner him and asked him if he wanted to play Truth or Dare. It turns out he didn't want to so the Half-jawed ghosts said they would force him to play. Mr. Chief's Jackhammer Rocket-launcher, disagreed. When the Chief shot it though, all it shot was cotton candy. Which it also turns out worked fine because the Half-jawed ghosts were hungry. The Master Chief then escaped and stole an RV and went on a road trip to find a vehicle that didn't suck. On this quest he met the love of his life... a M12 Warthot LRV. They had many baby motorcycles with arms... Soon though Half-Jaw found his way to Earth in a Phantom, (he married the Phantom after he and the Ghost got a divorce). Half-Jaw then got into a climactic battle with Master Chief, while the Half-jawed ghost waged war with the Motor-Chiefs. In the end, the Chief and Half-Jaw made piece, then had a giant orgy, and had many-...

The end...?

Find out more... Never!

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Posted by: Homocidal Nny
I drink the blood of kittens. Do they count as the innocent?

I say, you that called the guy a ninny and the ninny are both ninnies.

Sillies! He doesn't make love to the pah-terodactyl because there is no pah-terodactyl. Nor does he fly through space on a ghost, (although that part about the Prophet plotting may be true...). He makes love to the ghost, and they have babies. They have... Half-jawed ghosts. The Half-jawed ghosts can fly, boost and shoot plasma out of that bottom space of their jaw! What really happens in Halo 3 is Master Chief makes it to the Ark, and it turns out, that the flood are really a delicious space candy, and the Elites that made to the Ark ate all the delicious space candy (flood), and got fat and could not defend against the Master Chief. But, as it turns out, the Prophet was on a diet at the time and did not eat any of the delicious space candy (flood), and escaped before the Elites ate all the delicious space candy then tried to eat him. After that, Master Chief gets out of the Ark then three of the Half-jawed ghosts corner him and asked him if he wanted to play Truth or Dare. It turns out he didn't want to so the Half-jawed ghosts said they would force him to play. Mr. Chief's Jackhammer Rocket-launcher, disagreed. When the Chief shot it though, all it shot was cotton candy. Which it also turns out worked fine because the Half-jawed ghosts were hungry. The Master Chief then escaped and stole an RV and went on a road trip to find a vehicle that didn't suck. On this quest he met the love of his life... a M12 Warthot LRV. They had many baby motorcycles with arms... Soon though Half-Jaw found his way to Earth in a Phantom, (he married the Phantom after he and the Ghost got a divorce). Half-Jaw then got into a climactic battle with Master Chief, while the Half-jawed ghost waged war with the Motor-Chiefs. In the end, the Chief and Half-Jaw made piece, then had a giant orgy, and had many-...

The end...?

Find out more... Never!


What in the hell are you on?!?!

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