- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Zikes The Pwner
Posted by: Homocidal Nny
I drink the blood of kittens. Do they count as the innocent?
I say, you that called the guy a ninny and the ninny are both ninnies.
Sillies! He doesn't make love to the pah-terodactyl because there is no pah-terodactyl. Nor does he fly through space on a ghost, (although that part about the Prophet plotting may be true...). He makes love to the ghost, and they have babies. They have... Half-jawed ghosts. The Half-jawed ghosts can fly, boost and shoot plasma out of that bottom space of their jaw! What really happens in Halo 3 is Master Chief makes it to the Ark, and it turns out, that the flood are really a delicious space candy, and the Elites that made to the Ark ate all the delicious space candy (flood), and got fat and could not defend against the Master Chief. But, as it turns out, the Prophet was on a diet at the time and did not eat any of the delicious space candy (flood), and escaped before the Elites ate all the delicious space candy then tried to eat him. After that, Master Chief gets out of the Ark then three of the Half-jawed ghosts corner him and asked him if he wanted to play Truth or Dare. It turns out he didn't want to so the Half-jawed ghosts said they would force him to play. Mr. Chief's Jackhammer Rocket-launcher, disagreed. When the Chief shot it though, all it shot was cotton candy. Which it also turns out worked fine because the Half-jawed ghosts were hungry. The Master Chief then escaped and stole an RV and went on a road trip to find a vehicle that didn't suck. On this quest he met the love of his life... a M12 Warthot LRV. They had many baby motorcycles with arms... Soon though Half-Jaw found his way to Earth in a Phantom, (he married the Phantom after he and the Ghost got a divorce). Half-Jaw then got into a climactic battle with Master Chief, while the Half-jawed ghost waged war with the Motor-Chiefs. In the end, the Chief and Half-Jaw made piece, then had a giant orgy, and had many-...
The end...?
Find out more... Never!
What in the hell are you on?!?!
PCP I think...