- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Nyxiz
Truth allies with Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicks MC, and Arby to the face, killing them when they try to stop the activation. Then they activate the Ark then Truth turns into Bruce Lee during the activation "I KNOW IT'S YOU MERCY", and they have a fight to declare the fate of the universe, "IT IS MY WILL" "NO IT'S MINE".
The Humans bring in more Spartans out of the Blue (Ogre-001, Ogre-002, and XxxHenrikxxX-003), attempting to BXR the fighters, they get p00n3dz0r3D. However the fight end's up in a "DOUBLE K.O." The Ark activates, does nothing except turn the Flood into Grunts. Oh, and Gravemind and Cortana have children. Only to find Gravemind is a Forerunner, infected by a killer-plant, Cortana then goes emo. Also the Forerunner in actual fact is just a Ninja, with a Scottish accent and is slightly (very) bald which is just the actual fact why Cortana goes emo.
z0mg.
Then John wakes up... The credits roll, VANILLA ICE 2!
I'd like your head on a platter please. Chuck Norris is NOT FUNNY!!!!!