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I was wondering if anyone else noticed how perfect the landscpaping is on Halo...after tens of thousands of years, youd expect it to be like a savannah.


so, my question is this: Who cuts Halo's lawn???

  • 07.26.2006 8:28 PM PDT
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Where would be without you, Gaurdians?

Probably lost in a huge grass patch, actually.

[Edited on 7/26/2006]

  • 07.26.2006 9:36 PM PDT
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thats actually pretty funny, come to think of it.

  • 07.30.2006 3:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Black October
so, my question is this: Who cuts Halo's lawn???

Why the Guardians of course.

They only kill people in Multiplayer as a hobby. Lawn maintenance is their day job.
I now have a new signature quote! Thanks Recon 54!

  • 07.30.2006 6:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Black October
I was wondering if anyone else noticed how perfect the landscpaping is on Halo...after tens of thousands of years, youd expect it to be like a savannah.


so, my question is this: Who cuts Halo's lawn???


I DO!

  • 07.30.2006 8:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Black October
so, my question is this: Who cuts Halo's lawn???

Why the Guardians of course.

They only kill people in Multiplayer as a hobby. Lawn maintenance is their day job.


Ok, who are the Guardians? And that was a good on, Recon! The Forum ninjas are very cool people.

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I DO!


That was good...^^... You do...wow...how long does it take you to cut atleast half a million miles of grass?

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  • 07.30.2006 8:47 PM PDT
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Its probably the flood or the sentinals considering that they have nothing better to do

  • 08.01.2006 10:33 AM PDT
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I have a slightly logical answer. Maybe the flood ate some of it to survive their long hibernation. I mean it is living after all.

  • 08.01.2006 1:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: HaloChick4Ever
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Black October
so, my question is this: Who cuts Halo's lawn???

Why the Guardians of course.

They only kill people in Multiplayer as a hobby. Lawn maintenance is their day job.


Ok, who are the Guardians? And that was a good on, Recon! The Forum ninjas are very cool people.

Posted by:litkid17
I DO!


That was good...^^... You do...wow...how long does it take you to cut atleast half a million miles of grass?



forever and a day



for real thoe i do mow grass i hate it it hates me i hate the sun (my feet my firey firey feet)
from the wendigo)

  • 08.01.2006 7:17 PM PDT

{o,o}
/)__)YOU SAY WHAT?

The covenaut dropships deploy grunts with lawnmowers to take care of it.

  • 08.01.2006 7:49 PM PDT
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Wow...^^

  • 08.02.2006 9:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: HaloChick4Ever
Ok, who are the Guardians? And that was a good on, Recon! The Forum ninjas are very cool people.


Damn sycophants....

  • 08.03.2006 12:43 AM PDT
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Whats?...^^...Snap Dragon?

  • 08.03.2006 12:54 PM PDT