- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Poll: Yes? [closed]
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| I am Forrest, Forrest Gump:
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Total Votes: 3
This is wut I wnt in HElo3.
I think halo 3 should be 4 the computer entertainment system so you it could be an M&MO and it wood have less lagg and online play with a pregame lobby so people can team slayer you for kills.
I think the scarab should be a starting weapon of choice for TEaM SwAT rampage and I think everyone shold be able to combine weepons with their armor pieces so you can eat and drive at the same time without having to shoot because the grunts (I love mom) can shoot their guns at a lot.
I think the pelican should be a actualy pelican covered in weasels with rabies that are pink on the mouth. A lamp shade should replace the swoord and the SWRd should replace the roket launching man-person. I think that the mammary should feed Master Cheef's armor so he can live with Xbox Live on forever.
I think the sword adn rocket lancher should be combinABLE enough so you can kill people while lunge rocket explosion attack after dinner. You should be able to choose difrent profeshunz and skills so that teh playable brute can have a fair chance to attack the scarab leader on master chief's SMG pieces.
I think that XBOX liVe should be for the PLAYstation 360 like Mario and Peaches. That way I can stay up past bed-time playing Mario on live on my playstation after.
I think mister cheef should have a crowbar for a foot so he can headbutt people to death with his Morrowind game of the year edition map.
Some movies I like are : Halo, Xbux life, and that one that only appears on the radio...
I think the grunt should be a god mode for Tom Hanks so Wilson will live and not be shot by the passing attack fighter plane penguin who was hired by the CIA for selling smack to -blam!-'s.
I like rain. <@:)
The end custcene should have MAASTUR chefi getting a deskjob on Venus as a pimp so he can have babies with Cortana and the Arbiter comes over to get his unicycle so he can fight the covenant at home on COPS with the pistol of doom that Hitler used to win WW2 in 1773 after the lead singer of KISS died of cholesterol poisioning after eating a bad spinage sandwich made of lanterns on the 3rd level of Drake and the 99 Fairies of Morrowind's Obliviion that I beat in less than one time my mom went to Wal-Mart and got bit by a mexican cracker with blue hair and a had all 3 arms outside his shirt.
That is what I want in Halo Fantasy: The 3rd Revenge of the Modern Day Sith-Lords of Clank and Jak.
Thanks yous for reading Bungie this letter to my grandma at the cemetary in New Hampshire after Iowa fell and bumped it's head and the momma called the doctor and the doctor said that the knights couldn't put him back together again.