- Halo53
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Well I have never rapped before in my life. If I could, I would definitley send in an mp3 or a video but I don't have a mic or a video camera of some sort that was made after 1993. I may come back to edit this a few times if I think of adding something or whatever. I did win some writing contest at MSXL for their B'day bash. Well here it goes *about to suck*
Email address [email] mike53@optonline.net [/email]
Note- I am typing the words how they would be pronounced, so some spelling errors are due to pronunciation...ness
You're the Master Chief, or John one seventeen
See a covie b@****d, pumpin lead in his spleen.
Head shot after head shot, juss mowin em down
I'm the king of the hill, b***h gimme my crown.
I've got the battle rifle, with single shot or burst
You can have a piece of this, to quench your grunty thirst.
A kick @$$ way to take out an enemy's shield
Is to find two weapons, and double wield.
Anti son of a b***h stick, or energy sword
Your team will pay the price, a price they can't afford.
Wort wort wort, playing as an elite
Challenge other clans on team compete.
Playing C-T-F, team slayer and rally
His name's not caboose, his name is O'Malley
Videos like the warthog jump, or red versus blue
Will only improve, come Halo 2
You'll play with your friends, on xbox live
You can be the gunner, or you can drive
In one of the various warthogs, that'll be done by most
The rest will drive, in the Scorpion or Ghost
Whether it be the campaign, or an L-A-N,
Once you finish the game, you wanna play it again.
Now I'm gone with your flag, catch me if you can
Clang
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I didn't realize your sniper, was waiting around the bend
So ditch your kids, and divorce your wife
Cuz come November 9th, you'll lose your social life.
The greatest game ever has been made by the Bungie Crew
The only game that'll beat Halo, is Halo 2
And thats a rap :D
Just a deleted 2 line thing that I thought was kinda funny...
Wort Wort Wort, I am a Gold Elited
Wort Wort Wort, damn you just killed Pete
:D