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Subject: The funniest thing you heard from a Grunt?

The funniest thing i ever heard a Grunt say is : Sorry! .

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  • 07.28.2006 4:27 PM PDT
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I never heard a grunt say rofl before. I gotta check that out sometime.

  • 07.28.2006 4:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Ryukage
What? Play a game? FOR FUN???
This concept of fun confuses and infuriates me!

Well, I cant remember exactly what was said, but as I was playing legendary, a grunt said somthing that forced me to stop and just laugh at for a few minutes.
But a personal favorite saying from a grunt is this:
http://www.bungie.net/images/games/halo/audio/outtakes/joe/gr unty_thirst.mp3
and yes, thats really in the game. Its in The Maw, but I don't know where exactly.
Somewhere towards the end, during the timer countdown.

  • 07.28.2006 4:45 PM PDT
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Here is one I liked. While standing in the center of a large group of grunts and an Elite I kill the Elite and the grunts run away and shout, "He’s everywhere!" It’s like what’s wrong with you I’m standing right in front of you attacking and you think I’m everywhere. I'm clearly standing still; shoot me you pansies!

Another one, "Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! Bad cyborg!"

And last one after you die, "It dies?!?"

  • 07.28.2006 4:48 PM PDT
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Snorky, we need to make a special rehab center for you, your facination with the lowest caste in the Covenant disturbs little children, we have much work to do to cure you.

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Posted by: ConMan577
Well, I cant remember exactly what was said, but as I was playing legendary, a grunt said somthing that forced me to stop and just laugh at for a few minutes.
But a personal favorite saying from a grunt is this:
http://www.bungie.net/images/games/halo/audio/outtakes/j oe/gr unty_thirst.mp3
and yes, thats really in the game. Its in The Maw, but I don't know where exactly.
Somewhere towards the end, during the timer countdown.

He is in one of the Tunnles. He says " I have worked up a nice Gruny thirst, glad theres a nice nipple on the starship waiting for me" or somewere along thoughs lines.

Funniet thing i have ever heard was a grunt says "It Dies?" Then the other says "Well of coasre Idiot" xD

Or "All bite your Knee caps off which is located here

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  • 07.28.2006 4:58 PM PDT
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One time I hered a grunt singing "we are the champions"
after that my favorite is "it dies?!?" the first time i herd that, i laughed for like half an hour.

  • 07.28.2006 5:53 PM PDT
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Oncei heard this.


Grunt: ahh -blam!- hes dead... Ahh we are all gonna go die .....hes very where

Elite (deep voice): muahahahahhaha stupid noob stupid grunt hes no mtach for me.

  • 07.28.2006 6:09 PM PDT
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Maw

Were all gonna die!!!

  • 07.28.2006 6:22 PM PDT

I wonder if the Wolf thinks the Moon listens when he howls at it.

"Good thing that food nipple is waiting for me back at the starship, cuz MAN oo, IVE WORKED UP A BIG GRUNTY THIRST!!!!" I know exactly where tha grunt is.


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Posted by: PlasmaPistool
Posted by: ConMan577
Well, I cant remember exactly what was said, but as I was playing legendary, a grunt said somthing that forced me to stop and just laugh at for a few minutes.
But a personal favorite saying from a grunt is this:
http://www.bungie.net/images/games/halo/audio/outtakes/j oe/gr unty_thirst.mp3
and yes, thats really in the game. Its in The Maw, but I don't know where exactly.
Somewhere towards the end, during the timer countdown.

He is in one of the Tunnles. He says " I have worked up a nice Gruny thirst, glad theres a nice nipple on the starship waiting for me" or somewere along thoughs lines.

Funniet thing i have ever heard was a grunt says "It Dies?" Then the other says "Well of coasre Idiot" xD

Or "All bite your Knee caps off which is located here


Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Great movie, great part.

  • 07.28.2006 7:48 PM PDT
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Hay Iam a 56k and i kick ass. Yes i play runescape but that lags so i play city of heroes and matrix online istead. U can kick ur ass in halo i dont need dsl.

  • 07.28.2006 8:07 PM PDT

I wonder if the Wolf thinks the Moon listens when he howls at it.

Posted by: Deadly47
Hay Iam a 56k and i kick ass. Yes i play runescape but that lags so i play city of heroes and matrix online istead. U can kick ur ass in halo i dont need dsl.
dude its just a sig. all i hate is warping and it makes people impossible to hit.

  • 07.28.2006 8:14 PM PDT
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Ya, runescape kind of sucks... In fact, it really sucks. I played it for like an hour but there was this one guy who always waited around for beginners to kill them for thier measly 20 gold... totally sucks, i mean it's the suckiest game to ever suck. Worse than Aquaman on the GC. And that SUCKS!

  • 07.28.2006 8:19 PM PDT

I wonder if the Wolf thinks the Moon listens when he howls at it.

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Ya, runescape kind of sucks... In fact, it really sucks. I played it for like an hour but there was this one guy who always waited around for beginners to kill them for thier measly 20 gold... totally sucks, i mean it's the suckiest game to ever suck. Worse than Aquaman on the GC. And that SUCKS!
lol aquaman was GARBO. the only way you could fight was by summoning animals.

  • 07.28.2006 8:22 PM PDT
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Carrpist game was called tetris.

  • 07.28.2006 8:50 PM PDT

I wonder if the Wolf thinks the Moon listens when he howls at it.

Posted by: Deadly47
Carrpist game was called tetris.
ZOMG Are u kidding me!? TETRIS WAS LE3T! That's one of the best games ever!

  • 07.28.2006 9:05 PM PDT
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Tetris = 1337

you (deadly47) = not 1337.

  • 07.28.2006 9:51 PM PDT

Posted by: Ryukage
What? Play a game? FOR FUN???
This concept of fun confuses and infuriates me!

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Ya, runescape kind of sucks... In fact, it really sucks. I played it for like an hour but there was this one guy who always waited around for beginners to kill them for thier measly 20 gold... totally sucks, i mean it's the suckiest game to ever suck. Worse than Aquaman on the GC. And that SUCKS!

THANK you.

  • 07.28.2006 10:06 PM PDT
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"Bad Cyborg!" Ha ha, I always loved that one.

I don't think Runescape sucks per se, I think that it's a great game considering it's free or if you subscribe a measly five dollars a month. I do think my friends overrate it, though, and if I want to spend hours of my time on a (MMO)RPG, I want it to be World of Warcraft, or Diablo II, or Oblivion.

  • 07.29.2006 6:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Deadly47
Carrpist game was called tetris.


Man, deadly you -blam!-ing are pissing hte hell out of me, and most other people! Are you really stupid? Tetris worse game ever? man you are....I can't even think because of your stupidity! Every thread another stupid comment is posted by deadly47. Who never got better than a D in english.

  • 07.29.2006 7:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: ConMan577
Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Ya, runescape kind of sucks... In fact, it really sucks. I played it for like an hour but there was this one guy who always waited around for beginners to kill them for thier measly 20 gold... totally sucks, i mean it's the suckiest game to ever suck. Worse than Aquaman on the GC. And that SUCKS!

THANK you.

I second that motion.

  • 07.29.2006 9:28 AM PDT
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Ummm.... How about "Little people first!" I thought this was pretty funny

  • 07.29.2006 12:28 PM PDT
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My favorites are once a meleed a sleeping grunt and he yells out, "Bad, Bad Cyborg!" and another time I turned a corner and I saw a grunt banging on his chest like a gorrilla, and I hit him with a plasma gernade. He yells out, "Mommy!"

  • 07.29.2006 12:33 PM PDT
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No matter how many FAQs I've read saying that the Grunts say "hurt/hate you", it always sounds like "f u c k you".

My favourite Grunt quote has got to be one of the victory noises it makes when the Chief dies, a chirpy little "woohoo".

  • 07.29.2006 12:51 PM PDT