Halo 1 & 2 for PC
This topic has moved here: Subject: The funniest thing you heard from a Grunt?
  • Subject: The funniest thing you heard from a Grunt?
Subject: The funniest thing you heard from a Grunt?

According to other people's signatures, 98% of America has tried or is addicted to marijuana. If you are part of the 95% of the people who don't live in America, then add this to your signature.

exosyndicate.piczo.com
Posted by: Demigod333
This is the Demigod's simple guide to using violence, Thank You and Please come again and Ring the bell if your MEAL OF VIOLENCE WAS THE LEET!!1!!!111one!!three111Q!!

Grunts rock lol

  • 07.31.2006 11:35 AM PDT

Aggred.

  • 07.31.2006 1:20 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Here is the footage of the so-called "Food Nipple Grunt". I did this in-game, and saw it too, but I forgot to FRAPS it.

  • 07.31.2006 2:49 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I'll say it 'cause no one else did:
'Can I have his helmet?'

And another thing no one else has noted, someone got scragged from the forums. ALL of the forums.

  • 08.01.2006 1:09 AM PDT
Subject: !
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

OOOmg after i meleed a sleeping grunt i felt sooo sry for it, poor thing trying to sleep, it slittle plasma pistol tucked under its.... whatever the hell part of anatomy that is... aww it was so cute! then i socked the living -blam!- out of his E.T.'s ass!!!!

[Edited on 8/1/2006]

  • 08.01.2006 1:25 AM PDT
Subject: The funniest thing you heard from a Grunt?
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

once on legendary a grunt killed me and asked an eliet "hey,can i have his helmant?"then anothe grunt said no i get hellmant!

  • 08.01.2006 1:39 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: loudmoth
once on legendary a grunt killed me and asked an eliet "hey,can i have his helmant?"then anothe grunt said no i get hellmant!
LAWL! thats h4x leet! lol!

  • 08.01.2006 1:50 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

The various screams/whines/crying that they do.
Example:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V_YAJsXkMGg&search=Halo%202%20 Deleted%20Scene
It makes them sound like babies ^_^

  • 08.01.2006 2:20 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

i don't usually let grunts live long enough to say anything but this morning i was playing campaign and one was like "svae yourselve!" and ran off...so i shot him

  • 08.01.2006 7:18 AM PDT

Posted by: Ryukage
What? Play a game? FOR FUN???
This concept of fun confuses and infuriates me!

Posted by: Marines
Posted by: cheesemaster
Posted by: ConMan577
Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Ya, runescape kind of sucks... In fact, it really sucks. I played it for like an hour but there was this one guy who always waited around for beginners to kill them for thier measly 20 gold... totally sucks, i mean it's the suckiest game to ever suck. Worse than Aquaman on the GC. And that SUCKS!

THANK you.

I second that motion.
Play longer , Be more skilled in Runescape, Earn lots of cash = FUN.

Runescape members (P2P) = You will never stop playing runescape again, (unless you run out of cash, got another cooler game, got bored of it, because of someone else and others)


Of course I have a better game! Its called Halo PC.
I also have Knight Online, which is 10x better graphicly, sound wise, and gameplay.

  • 08.01.2006 7:54 AM PDT

Go Grunts!

  • 08.01.2006 8:03 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: SuperSnorky
Go Grunts!


w00t

  • 08.01.2006 9:22 AM PDT

Posted by: Spartan 351
Posted by: SuperSnorky
Go Grunts!


w00t
You read my Grunt!

  • 08.01.2006 10:48 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

This was in H2 but in one of the abry levels the grunt said, "Say Thank You, Stupid Jackal"

  • 08.01.2006 1:38 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Yeah I remember that one, another good one in Halo 2 is, in the first Arbiter level. If you crouch down in front of a Grunt they will say some wierd stuff. The two best ones I ever got from here are, "You want todie, me be todie, me make good todie, me gots lots of practice," and, "Hard to to tell but me not female." When I heard the second one I could not stop laughing.

  • 08.01.2006 2:06 PM PDT

Nice! And that deleted scene was sad =(, and elites treat Grunts poorly! Die elites die!!!! And, more Grunts said : Hatcha Hatcha, me smell whoa! and what are you doing!??!?!

[Edited on 8/2/2006]

  • 08.01.2006 2:08 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Well i heard a grunt say -blam!- you

  • 08.04.2006 7:06 PM PDT

lol

When you stick a grunt it goes "not again".

Lol

  • 08.04.2006 7:58 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

and "save yourself!"

  • 08.04.2006 10:43 PM PDT

'speaker on that side....speaker on other side.....'

  • 08.04.2006 11:44 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

I've been around these parts for almost eight years now...wow! Maybe I should be concerned about that...

Big scary bad thing...RUN AWAY!!! AHHHHH!!!"

  • 08.04.2006 11:47 PM PDT
  •  | 
  • Senior Legendary Member

\m/(><)\m/ Head-Banger!!! Justification By Faith Alone.
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
MAW~P®Ǻ¥£Ř
Halo Custom Edition.
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
Bush!!MAW Clan
End of teh World.
My occupation:
Posted by: JAVA2
Prostitute.

The "Bad Cyborg" got me laughing for a little the first time I heard it.. but one time I was doing POA on Legendary, and I was at the part where you get all the frag grenades, so I tossed one and took cover to reload my pistol, when I come out, i get stuck in the chest by a Grunt, I died and he said " Ooh , Ooh, that was me!! hahaha!!" I was LOL'ing so bad.

  • 08.05.2006 12:15 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I like "bad bad cyborg" and when u stick a grunt they go "get it off get it off" then runs toward their teamates...priceless. "die demon " and when they hit their teamates..."oops sorry" or "it wasnt me" or "move".

wort wort wort

i have heard hunters say stuff in english. very rarely though.

[Edited on 8/5/2006]

  • 08.05.2006 4:20 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: a pizza
i have heard hunters say stuff in english. very rarely though.


What? Seriously? I'll have to look into that.

  • 08.05.2006 4:24 PM PDT