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Subject: The -blam!-est excuses made by people when they get their ass kicked.
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My friend, well not really, wait nevermind he's an -blam!-, was using my Liquid Video controller and he left the LAN game with 16 people and he's like "Oops, you're -blam!- controller made me press leave." I'm like "BULL-blam!-! You left 'cause you suck balls at this game and you don't want your ass kicked!"

[Edited on 10/9/2004 9:22:53 PM]

  • 10.09.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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If I'm playing multiplayer on Halo with one of my friends, and I kill him a lot of times, he reaches over and smacks me in the back of the head. One time he missed, and he fell over because he swung so hard. It was so funny. I laughed really hard at that.

  • 10.09.2004 9:25 PM PDT
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i was owning a friend on blood gultch with sniper rifles, i mean i had fourteen out of the fifteen and he had none. he quit seconds before i could get the final kill and told me that his controller wouldn't go right. i've had people use everything from "i haven't played in a while." to "my armor is the wrong color." i even had someone say that they were looking at the wrong screen... throughout the whole match!

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  • 10.12.2004 8:13 AM PDT
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Dont forget about the time when you always get blamed for screen peeking and spawn killing.

  • 10.12.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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Well this isnt really that -blam!- but a couple of my freinds always say "im not used to this controller" and thay have the same thing just a diffrent color.

  • 10.12.2004 10:52 AM PDT
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My armor is the wrong color
you're cheap, you always use the pistol! (which i don't)
you screen peeker! (which im not)
im not used to this controller
im not used to your tv, its too low/high and hurts my neck, it's too bright/dim for my eyes etc
im bad at this level
im having an off day
stop cheating dude!

  • 10.12.2004 11:12 AM PDT
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Why are u so mean?
If this was Damnation, you'd be dead
Why do u have to shoot my head?!
I suck w/ the Plasma P.
Why do we have to play BG?

  • 10.12.2004 11:41 AM PDT
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one friend complains because he "hasn't played Halo for ...like .... a month."

he got caught last night, because we had just played a LAN game last week

  • 10.12.2004 11:44 AM PDT
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my freind says he just wants to go around the area camping in a scorpian

  • 10.12.2004 4:24 PM PDT
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this isn't an excuse, but everyone screen peeks me, i will be holding my sniper on someones head and they will step two inches to the side before i shoot, or wait here is another, i turn off radars on some modes, i am following them to melee their back and their spider-senses magically tell them i am following them.

by the way i would like to turn off pistols,but snipers go down with them, so we play by the gentlemen's rule don't use the pistol or it and the sniper go.

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  • 10.12.2004 4:32 PM PDT
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I am forced to play bad so my friends don't cry. I'm serious I have one "friend" who cries everytime I kill him.

  • 10.12.2004 4:35 PM PDT
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Ok, here's some my friend won't stop saying when we play LAN.

How did you see me? I was invisible! (when he was miles from the invisibility)
Who's peekin into our room? (when the door has been closed the whole game)
WHAT?!? How did you know I was there? (he was standing right in the middle of the map)
Cheap! You only get kills with vehicles! (when I've been using the sniper for the past 15 minutes)
What!!?? I got you with a plasma! (he got his friend behind me ;P )
(he drops out of the game so his teammates can look at his screen to see if anybody's comin up behind them to whack em' in the back)
I'll waste you in CTF! (uhh, dude, we just were playing CTF, what are you smokin'?)
I thought i was on your team! (uhh, you had 10 minutes to figure out I wasn't on your team)

Ya, sore losers are lame.

"Winners make losers, losers make excuses."

  • 10.12.2004 6:06 PM PDT
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My favorite is:
"Halo's not really my game, play me on some rainbow 6 three beeatch"
also my roomate (after getting owned) always just keeps sayin "There's nothing I can do!"

  • 10.12.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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"This sure is hard to do when I've just woken up."

  • 10.12.2004 10:11 PM PDT
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I like playing with the kids down at the burn victims ward.

"But, mister, my hands are too black and bloody to aim with a joy stick!"
"In all fairness, I didn't see the grenade because the burning hot cinders sealed my eyelids closed."
"And we don't even have insurance!"
"But... but... but... I'm paralyzed from the neck down!"

Bunch of sissy cry babies if you ask me, but at least it's entertaining. Hachachachacha Cha.

  • 10.12.2004 10:19 PM PDT
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"Halo is crap"
"The weapons are crap"
"Stop putting codes in the game to make you win"
Some other ones are laughable but most are annoying.

  • 10.13.2004 3:05 AM PDT
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"screen looker" (in a LAN party)
"i was daydreaming"
"you didn't kill me. I commited suicide"

some people like that deserve a rocket

  • 10.13.2004 7:03 PM PDT
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if you EVER play on xbc and you host a game, you are guaranteed that a person will COMPLAIN TO NO END about lag, no matter how good your server is, THEY WILL ALWAYS COMPLAIN, it pisses me off

  • 10.13.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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OK ok some of those are pritty -blam!-...but this by far is the "-blam!-est" thing I have every heard.


"I CANT PLAY!!! MY STICK IN INVERTED!?!?!?!"


Thats when you ask them to kindly move to the other couch hahaha.

  • 10.13.2004 9:33 PM PDT
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guys this subject is mean i mean u guys should be ashamed of yourselves talkin behind your friends backs

  • 10.13.2004 10:09 PM PDT
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i can give a whole god damn list from the -blam!-es i play with

im tired
i havnt played ina while
ur names a cheat code
if ud let me get one of those power ups (i dont get them, just prevent them to lower -blam!-ing)
this controller sux
i hate this map
i suck with this gun
this is -blam!-
you looked at my screen (he never takes his eyes off mine and i never look unless i died)
i had to reload (which was his falt in the 1st place)
and after a few hours of getting dominated he just repeatedly says "I dont get that, that was stupid, how did that happen."

  • 10.14.2004 2:31 AM PDT
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my cousions who amazingly sucky at halo blame the following for me beating them.

1: No fair i had to reload
2:only girls snipe
3:PISTOL WHORE (hopes that not a blam word)
4:this gun doesnt work(outta ammo)
5:(while standing atop blue bg base sniping like a N00B) melee in the back of the head. your so CHEIIIIIP


my favorite: they have a sg and i have a pp. "WTF i know you hack goddamn cheater."

  • 10.14.2004 2:48 AM PDT
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you didn't kick my ass i kicked yours i have no ass

  • 10.14.2004 3:10 AM PDT
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i fell asleep always works for me

  • 10.14.2004 6:32 AM PDT
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the one i always hear is "what the heck i was reloading"

  • 10.14.2004 7:22 AM PDT

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