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Subject: How do you become a ninja?
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Stay in school and don't take drugs.

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  • 08.01.2006 2:53 PM PDT
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You asked, therefore you can't be one. Game Over.

Oops. Forgot to sign back into ODST Hobbes. *Looks around*

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  • 08.01.2006 2:54 PM PDT
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Crap! Now my chances are ruined. I've soiled the not asking rule!

  • 08.01.2006 2:54 PM PDT
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No one saw that...

  • 08.01.2006 2:55 PM PDT
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Do you have what it takes to become a ninja? Join Ninja Academy
Prepared to learn the way of the jedi? Join
KOTOR

You climb tall mountains in Asia until you are near the point of exhaustion. You have to fight off wild animals and survive artic conditions. If you live, they will accept you as long as they don't kill you first.

  • 08.01.2006 3:07 PM PDT

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Because you are what you eat, and you know what it is.

You put a shirt around your head.

  • 08.01.2006 3:08 PM PDT
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Quoted from: Socrates
the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others.


Proud owner of crapdancemagee's soul since 9/4/05

Answer the 5000 question multiple choice entry test, survive in many harsh regions of Asia for weeks on end, fight ten wolves with your hands tied behind your back, learn ESP, and have at least one badass move trademarked for yourself. Then, once you've done all that, go find a ninja and kill him. Drink ALL of his blood, medidtate for a week straight ithout eating or drinking anything, and then find yourself an sweet costume; for you have just beome a NINJA!

Edit: Never ask if you can become one... just do it! /Nike

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  • 08.01.2006 3:13 PM PDT
Subject: How do you become a ninja?
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Is there a voodo ritual? Do you have to apply? Are you chosen? Is it even possible? I wanna know!

  • 08.01.2006 2:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: FightingRaven531
Stay in school and don't take drugs.


That's what I was gonna say.

  • 08.01.2006 3:20 PM PDT
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Location: Outlaws' Summit.

To know the path, you must walk the path.

But keep one thing in mind:

You don't ask to be in with the moderators. When the time is right, the moderators will ask to be in you.

[Edited on 8/3/2006]

  • 08.01.2006 3:22 PM PDT

I do it for Ada

I have returned

Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N

the moderators will ask to be in you[/i].


You have such a way with words

  • 08.01.2006 3:29 PM PDT

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

To know the path, the path must know you.

And then you have to eat it, or something.

>.>

  • 08.01.2006 3:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: BobBQ

On March 13th, 1998, Chuck Norris walked into a bar on the southern end of Manhattan island. He entered in a manner worthy of his most famous movies, roundhouse kicking the door off its hinges and clear into the back of the building. Nobody dared complain.

A few patrons glanced in his direction as the legendary karate master slid onto the nearest unoccupied barstool and ordered a large drink that has never been conclusively identified. He ignored them, and they soon went back to minding their own business.

All was going well until the man on the next stool over sneezed. His muttered apology was enough for the other patrons, but Chuck was pissed. The sneeze, you see, had knocked over his drink. While the drink sizzled and ate through the top of the bar, Chuck stood up and politely asked the man to pay for a replacement drink.

The man sized him up and made an offer: he would pay for the drink if he could survive one of Chuck's famous roundhouse kicks. Chuck accepted, stepped back and let fly.

The man sneezed again.

Chuck's foot went clear over his head and hit the man sitting on the opposite side of his stool. The poor bastard flew clear down the whole length of the bar, taking sundry drinks with him, as the first man stood up and walked towards the door. His trench coat flapped in the breeze as he made his way down the street and disappeared into an alley.

Based on his display of skill, that man was later hired to be a forum moderator for a large software company in Washington state. The man Chuck had accidentally struck was also hired, on account of his being the only human in living history to take a Norris kick to the head and survive.

Chuck ended up paying for both the drink and the ankle he had sprained. He was so shaken by his experience that he later found religion and one-upped Christ by turning water into beer.

Just Another Fan is much better now; they took the neck brace off last month and he should be able to wean himself off the painkillers soon.

I, on the other hand, have yet to find a truly effective cold medication. If anyone knows where I can find a good one, preferably millitary grade, please let me know as soon as possible.


And, of course, the beating by a wet noodle. I still want to know how, and sometimes I wish I was one, I just do.

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  • 08.01.2006 3:47 PM PDT
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Well, the second rule of mod club was:

You don't ask to be in mod club, mod club asks to be in you.

-TGP-

Whoaehoawps, already been posted.

[Edited on 8/1/2006]

  • 08.01.2006 3:51 PM PDT
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Very cool!...^^...TGP.

What's already been posted?

  • 08.01.2006 3:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: Great_Pretender
You don't ask to be in mod club, mod club asks to be in you.

-TGP-

That will always sound wrong. No matter what. Damn.

  • 08.01.2006 3:53 PM PDT
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Forum Ninjas are selected on a number of characteristics such as community involvement, length of time on Bungie.net, knowledge of Bungie and Bungie games and should have extensive knowledge of the English language along with proper grammar. If candidates meet these requirements, they may be potential Forum Ninja material and are abducted, sealed in a black room, beaten with a wet noodle and finally starved for seven days until they are released back into the world naked and confused or find themselves chained to a computer desk in Bungie’s mop closet.


[Edited on 8/1/2006]

  • 08.01.2006 3:55 PM PDT
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Location: Outlaws' Summit.

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Well, the second rule of mod club was:

You don't ask to be in mod club, mod club asks to be in you.

-TGP-

Whoaehoawps, already been posted.


LoL !!! Gotcha, Great_Pretender !!!

  • 08.01.2006 4:04 PM PDT
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ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: A B1G FaT EliT3
Posted by: FightingRaven531
Stay in school and don't take drugs.
That's what Recon told me.


Well then I hope you learn your lesson, young man.

  • 08.01.2006 5:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: A B1G FaT EliT3
Posted by: FightingRaven531
Stay in school and don't take drugs.
That's what Recon told me.

I think that I heard it from Dennis Rodman... Or was it Dennis Hopper?

What about Dennis Bradley? =P

  • 08.01.2006 5:28 PM PDT
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Eat the Path.

  • 08.01.2006 5:28 PM PDT
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Eat the Path?!?!?!

*Eats Path*
*Gets Beat by Wet Noodle*
*Licks Hippo*
*Gets Chained in Server Closet With the Soul*
*Is very happy now*
(joke)

  • 08.01.2006 5:37 PM PDT
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I've been around these parts for almost eight years now...wow! Maybe I should be concerned about that...

How do you become a ninja?You may never become a ninja now. Sorry son : /

  • 08.01.2006 5:37 PM PDT

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